Heritage thread

What country do I fit in the most Sup Forums?

meh.. my genes are garbage

Forever and always, I will feel disgusted with mirrors.

How on earth do you know who your great great grandparents are?

Family records are a thing in civilized, developed countries.

r8 & h8

not being nigger.

The VOC kept track of all marriages/property/inheritance in the Cape colony being a world spanning trading company.

Yes but how do you have access to ALL of your great great grandparents family records?

Public archives. Once again, a thing in civilized and developed countries.

And why are you allowed to see it?

i really do wonder what a 1/4 maori ginger looks like

We have an entire book.

Why wouldn't you have access to public archives?

BAHAHAHA

>tfw couldn't color everyone in because they died and left no pictures behind for me to see
This is not good for my OCD.

Rate it

>Grandma being literally a "coal" miner

Horrible

Am I Good Enough

>coalminer

> Doesn't know the rule of no women on the Internet

user got lazy. cbf finishing it. But you get the idea.

[HUNGARY INTENSIFIES]

I think the guy on top right should have fought in WW1 and not WW2? Or both?

nvm misread

>mfw have such a solid family line
>Dad's side, one of the first people to move out west from America, was the town lawyer, doctor, sheriff and mayor among other things
>about 10 ship captains in my family
>INCLUDING Henry Avery the "king of pirates", whom is a direct relative, a man that OWNED all of Madagascar at one time and had more wealth that ALL OTHER PIRATES COMBINED
>mfw my pirate grandpa owned Madagascar and was heavily involved in the slave trade
>The british government at the time reported that the only blacks that were afraid of whites at the time period were ones that had met my great great(a few more) grandpa

>Moms side are German and Norwegian and came to America before WW1, making me nordic and prussian


My GF just got a DNA test, she is 100% aryan

Life is good

What fucking lottery of life did you win?

...

half in debt

Help pay Amerifat, I will reward you with my superior genetics.

Same bruh

>superior

this was or you

I have the 'family history book' (basically massive family tree in book form) which has been started in 1476 from my father's side, and 1680 on my mother's. Not all of us come from shit families. One day I'll stop being lazy and fill out the template.

It's true, I am one of the very few who can save the white race.

Brother!

>Jap
>Just fuck my shit up, senpai.