Bernie Doing Full Damage Control On Bill Maher

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He actually said the DNC went great, and there was alot of unity. Trump is the most dangerous candidate in modern times. He says Trumps entire campaign is based on bigotry and division. Bill Maher praises Bernie for being a cuck "You are a warrior, and the hardest thing for a warrior to do is fall on his sword." NOT ONE FUCKING MENTION OF WIKILEAKS.

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>and the hardest thing for a warrior to do is fall on his sword
When you kill yourself, you win.

Real Time is great this week lads

Lots of salt, tons of bantz

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Bernie 'Cuckold' Sanders

Shameless Bump. You guys dont think its absurd that wikileaks wasnt mentioned at all in his show last night?

he doesn't dare say anything bad about hillary or her political machine

>Lots of salt
Bill has been in full butthurt mode since the beginning of May when Trump won the primaries. It's ironic that he attempts to label Trump a "whiny little bitch"

If Bernie really cared about his "revolution", he'd denounce Hillary as well as Trump. Just go full Cruz.

>those fucking comments

Shillarybots out in full force.

Semi based black guy

You think major interviewees like Bernie don't hash out what's on the table and off the table as far as questions go?

You think Trump doesn't do the same?

It's normal. Standard Practice. Everybody has their soft spots, their topics they don't want to talk about right now. If you're giving someone the courtesy of appearing on their talk show, the least they can do is softball you on your weak spots.

KEK, look at what the DNC did to his supporters. Looks like it went very well.

>Jewish media on DNC's leash does not report things that might damage the DNC

really makes you think huh

TIN FOIL THEORY TIME:

My theory is that bernie was a plant from the very beginning. His entire purpose was to stir up the youth into paying attention to this election cycle, because young voters have very low turnout even though they're all libcucks. The plan was for him to "warm them up" with his talk of socialism, and then when he was soundly defeated early in the primaries, he and hillary and the rest of the media/dems would work to coax them into voting for hillary. It's an age-old trick, similar to how a walmart will have a sign saying microwaves are 10 bucks, so you go over to the microwave section, and only the shittiest one is 10 bucks and the rest are expensive, and you end up buying one of the more expensive ones because you're already there.

This is why he's always been completely spineless against hillary, never saying anything bad about her during the primaries, never attacking her on any of her dirty laundry during the debates, and not doing anything about the recent DNC leak fiasco except doubling down on his support of her.

The issue is that the powers that be didn't realize how badly the young communists would latch onto bernie's rhetoric, and the entire thing spun out of control and backfired on them. Bernie may have also deviated from the plan himself partway, thinking that the larger-than-expected support he got could lead to him actually winning.

Alternatively, it could just be that Hillary is threatening to kill him (which has a precedent) and he's doing his best to save his own life. If you watched him in the audience nervously glancing to the sides all sweaty while hilldog was speaking about him, you'd know what I mean

Bernie is the left's friend-zone - everyone says they like him, no one wants a long-term relationship with him.

Poor Bernie.

and leftists say walls don't work

>the canadian snake eats its own tail
brilliant!

Well it only alienated their voters more, so they're not wrong in this case.

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I don't think he was a plant the entire time, I think he was allowed to run for the reasons you state, and it was expected that he would buckle under.

I mean, look at the Republican field, there were like 16 fucking candidates, but the Democrats only managed two? It's obviously a terribly corrupt party and Bernie was only permitted to run so as to attempt to ease OWS retards and other feminists/cucks into the fold without having to directly address their complaints.

He never had a chance but I don't believe he was in on it from the beginning.

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How much does Hillary pay him ? This is getting ridiculous.

She pays a weekly salary of zero barbells to the neck.

>NOT ONE FUCKING MENTION OF WIKILEAKS

Well wtf did you expect?
libs to gouge their own eyes out?

This is why I keep calling trump an idiot.

The man is too self-obsessed to actually inflict any damage on criminal clinton.

I'm convinced that trump is a plant with an aim to sabotage the republican party and hand over the election to clinton.

What is this?

underrated.

WTF I'M A CRUZ MISSILE NOW!

fucking idiot
you're part of the problem
idiots like you will make clinton the next potus

Just 2 feminine faggots gabbing it up on camera. Hahaha

So basically the same theory, except bernie himself was a useful idiot and wasn't "in on it".

Doesn't explain why bernie has never ever attacked hillary during the primaries or even during the DNC after the corruption was exposed.

Someone should hack Bernie's mails, would completely uncover the scheme

That wasn't the point of the wall though

Hillary never really attacked Bernie on anything either. Trump never struck hard on anyone that didn't strike him first. Some people are just honorable, even misguided old communists.

In an election, any strategy which actively loses you that many votes is clearly a losing strategy.

trump took a huge shit on the republican party
no democrat has ever even come close to dumping so much shit on the republicans
and you idiots just clapped him

Though I don't mean to say I totally disagree with your theory. It's definitely plausible the fix was in from the start, but Bernie's expressions and body language seem to betray the notion. He's not spent six months coming to peace with what he's doing, he's barely able to avoid killing himself on national television. That's why I think he wasn't in on it from the start. But, yeah, it's definitely plausible that he was.

You're right for the first time I truly feel the bern.

>trump took a huge shit on the republican party
The republican party was full of so much cuckoldry and shit, how could you actually tell the difference?

Trump is saving republicans. Hillary is killing democrats. We're in a shift of the magnetic field right now, big time. It's great.

you are so fucking deluded
clinton is a career criminal, but I think that you'll be taught a very valuable lesson when she wins

the republican party needs a serious candidate, who'll know when to stfu and when to go to the offensive.
The republican party has been a joke the last 16 years (Bush, McCain&Palin, fucking Perry in 2012 and now Trump (the loud mouth cunt).

It's a proper shitshow.

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>you'll be taught a very valuable lesson when she wins
I'll be taught a lesson by some pollitician becoming leader of some country on the other side of the planet?
Mate you need to step back from Sup Forums for a few drowning yourself in American issues isn't going to affect you in Greece and it isn't going to get your denbts paid.

>You think Trump doesn't do the same?

Have we watched the same media over the last year? Not doing that was exactly why he became popular.

>>NOT ONE FUCKING MENTION OF WIKILEAKS
>This is why I keep calling trump an idiot. The man is too self-obsessed to actually inflict any damage on criminal clinton.
What are you talking about? He has been talking about the leaks on Twitter and in press conferences, it's just as you said: the libs don't want to gouge their eyes out, so they don't report on Trump calling out Clinton.

HOLY SHIT Bill killed it with the ending bit about Hillary. Almost fell off my fucking chair

"We don't want to split people apart" ~ Bernie sanders

"We need to go after the billionare 1%" ~ Bernie sanders

huh

>you fell in line with the idea we only have two choices

I think he was a plant to draw in progressives and Hillary came down from on high and said no once he started winning here and there

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>Trump just took a huge shit on the Republican party

He got more primary votes than any other candidate in GOP history. Hes bringing in millions of new voters.

Falling on your sword is not a good thing.
He took the easy way out.

I don't know what really happened but bernie sanders sitting there red faced as obama mockingly quotes his supporters is an image I will carry throughout my life.

>Those digits

ogh fhaiso

>"Politics is a dirty business, full of scheming and back-room deals, and some careers will be ruined in the process."

Oh, stop the presses!

>> the hack itself is bigger news than the content is found. And if putin does it to the Democrats, hes gonna do it to the Republicans

THATS why Republicans are now saying this has to be approached as a bipartisan issue.

>Thanks, Donnie!

thanks

Link?

Jesus Christ, you're right.
>the hack itself is bigger news than the content is found
Damn, I miss The Thick of It.

is it me or does that not look like the real Bernie? Did Hillary have him killed and replaced?

What did he mean by this?

That is a pretty sound theory.

>>> the hack itself is bigger news than the content is found. And if putin does it to the Democrats, hes gonna do it to the Republicans

Thinking about it more, there's no way Bernie can come off, in any way, seeming like he's not for Hillary. Maybe they have a gun to his head, but he also does not want to be blamed for Trump's election. He definitely wants to be blameless after November.

Or he could stand by his principles and to say to hell with her and the DNC

>He definitely wants to be blameless after November.
No reason to start being a conniving Macchiavellian shill now. He's like 300 years old. He should just stuck to his guns and not support that cunt. What a weak way to go out just before he dies. He needs to torch the establishment for the benefot of the future generations that have become inspired by him, or history will not treat him kindly.

fight the rich and powerful? when they're at the top?

fuck it, burn it down

trump 2016

Who cares about that socialist kike. He lost, it's done, fuck off bernie shills.

a jew praising a communist jew?
i'm shocked

Holy shit I've never been this impressed by Bernie's intellect. He's rattling out these talking points like an automatic shotgun.

Even when he was doing Breakfast with Bernie with Thom Hartmann it was sort of a casual drip compared to this firehose.

I thought we paid/elected the politicians to do the fighting for us, some of us* work 5-6 days a week.

is berne setting us up to lose?

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>That wasn't the point of the wall though
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>Hillary never really attacked Bernie on anything either. Trump never struck hard on anyone that didn't strike him first. Some people are just honorable, even misguided old communists.
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>In an election, any strategy which actively loses you that many votes is clearly a losing strategy.
Yeah but it kept undesirables out

2:30 in, is Bernie legitimate senile? He can't possible believe a single word he was saying.

>Calling Obongo "black"
That really gets me going, if a right winger calls him a nigger, i get that. But being called black by a liberal must be the mots hurtful insult there is

working ppl have to spend their free time fighting the power ? hahahaha!!

good luck with that suckers

trump 2016

Fresh OC

h-how did I do?

all the politicians are against the ppl , we pay them to rip us off as much they can for the rich and powerful

that's what the system is

burn it down.

trump 2016

I chuckled

Has Thom started endorsing Hillary on his show now?

Dunno. Haven't listened to him in like a decade.

I got too depressed that this was the best lefty talk radio host I could find. Why do smart people have to shill that hard?

One of the many, many reasons Bernie had no chance: No one wants someone this weak and pathetic as the leader of their nation

>NOT ONE FUCKING MENTION OF WIKILEAKS
That's because no one gives a shit about whether, after pouring through eighty thousand emails, you happen to find one or two that cast someone in a bad light.

No one cares. It's a non-issue.

DNC Shill pls go.

Ah. Yeah I stopped listening to him after recent events seem to have tipped Thom more to the less bearable side of the left.
Pity, I thought he used to be against gun grabbing (I recall him mentioning the asian shop owner who defended his livelihood with firearms, as an argument against gun confiscation during a natural disaster) and generally pro-freedom.

I fully agree with your sentiment. Used to listen to his show on a regular basis.

This to be quite honest with my family.

But it shouldn't be much of a surprise that democrats instantly compromise their expressed values and do the opposite of what they've been saying. Cruz is a faggot, but at least he's not a cuck.

no no no no

it's easy to see what happened

the DNC wanted Hillary to win, but it didn't need to meddle even. Hillary won the more conservative states where democrats are close to center. Bernie trounced every more progressive state. I always said that the irony behind the party primaries is that some of the states which are completely responsible for nominating the party's candidate are 100% guaranteed to cast their electoral votes for the opposing party.

Sanders has been saying the same stuff since the 1980s, and even recorded an audio tape about Eugene Debs (most influential American socialist who also ran for president several times) in the 70s.

He endorsed Hillary because he thinks that running as a 3rd party or endorsing Jill Stein will take votes from Clinton and give the general to Trump.

Yeah he always put in just enough decent stuff to keep you coming back. He even dual-hosted a show with Alex Jones once, which was unexpectedly fun.

But when your intro is "WINNING THE WATER COOLER WARS" then that's not a good sign. I had just gotten done checking out mainstream right wing talk radio. I was about ready for real content rather than today's talking points memo.

>the Democrats only managed two?
There were five when we started... but if the DNC used the kind of tactics the leaks say they did against Bernie, I guaran-fucking-tee they used those same tactics to take down Webb, O'Malley, and Chafee early on.

It's pretty clear that the DNC's plan from the get-go was to make this a one-candidate race. To spend the entire fucking year rallying behind Clinton.

They probably intended to finish Bernie off on Super Tuesday but he kept dragging it out.

you didn't need tactics to take down webb o'malley and chafee

o'malley was the most popular candidate aside from clinton and sanders, with a whopping 5% favor at the peak of his campaign

Find any reasonable alternatives so far?

He really has sold out, hasn't he?

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No, it was about then I gave up on lefty and righty talk radio and started furiously reading books and trying to cross-check claims on the interjew.

Nowadays I listen to what variously calls itself independent radio or patriot radio or alternative media, etc. There's really too much good stuff to keep up with, and I've gone back to just putting on music to just clear my head out.

And you don't think that might have anything to do with DNC shenanigans?

We've already seen evidence in the leaks of the DNC working with the news media to bias coverage of Sanders. You don't think they could have done the same to essentially kill off discussion of the other three candidates in the MSM?

In the Republican debates, all the speakers got more or less equal time (in the final debate with Trump, Cruz, Rubio, and Kasich, for example, all four candidates each spoke for about 20-30% of the time). Yet in the first Democratic debate, Clinton and Sanders soaked up 60% of the debate, and there were even instances of O'Malley, Chaffe, and Webb getting cut off early.


SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!!!

>Trumps entire campaign is based on bigotry and division.
>Said the guy openly saying that we should bring down am entire section of our nation to feed the rest

Yes, because CNN from the very start was trying to slant the debates to support Hillary. Bernie got aggressive and talked over the buzzers and fought to get his word in.

I could get it if you said Trump is a plant, given his relationship with the Clintons. I can't see any signs of the other democratic candidates being a part of it though. I think that's why the media was trying so hard to destroy Sanders. He was a free agent.

By the way, Time Warner (owner of CNN) was a large campaign contributor for Hillary. It seems a little odd that the DNC allowed them to host democratic debates but now we've seen the whole rotten thing unfold.

He never cared and was never genuine.
Sanders supporters just constructed an absurd strawman of what Sanders was supposed to be.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jpmtNTv8pdc

Yeah, guess it's time to stop waiting for others to cater out information and seek it out independently. Cheers!

>I can't see any signs of the other democratic candidates being a part of it though.
I'm not suggesting they were PART of it. I'm suggesting they were VICTIMS of it.

It's possible to assess Bernie from a "karmic" perspective. In other words, his actions throughout his life brought about these circumstances. Wasn't the guy always a cuck? And now he got cucked in the biggest way possible and realizes he hates it. And wasn't Trump always a dominating guy? And now he's dominating. Our past actions shaped what we are in the present, our present actions shape our future. Bernie has a cuck personality and got treated like a cuck. He is probably regretting his entire life now. Sexual degeneracy isn't much fun when you become impotent and old and the old passions dry up leaving you wondering why you were into it in the first place.

oh yeah, right,

still I don't think there was enough threat. I don't think anybody was even taking Sanders seriously for the first six months. They started the primary thinking Hillary was unopposed.

>Dangerous candidate
Dangerous Donald.

Because Bernie's a fucking pussy. He's a no spine, weak willed beta who's easy to push around.

Wow fuck bernie look at that jew face in OP pic. Fuck I hope he catches a bullet.