'Murica

>hurr
>why do yuropoors hate our freedooms?
>durr

why are americans so stupid, fat and cringe?
absolute trash people

picrelated, just saw it minutes ago

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Butthurt Eurocucks make me feel good inside

>why are americans so stupid, fat and cringe?

They can't really help it, it's how they breed and train them. They're nice enough, considering all they're expected to endure in their native country.

Ahmed's mad he can't afford a car. Sorry bud.

damn dude u gotta lighten up man being an ass won't get u ahead in life u feel me

Because.they have no identify and thus strive as hard as they can to create.one

>they still think trump will win

top kek, hillary was promised to become president after baraq hussein osama

yeah thats why I was at the parking lot, retard

Because we're encouraged to be proud of our country.

>ford
>car

oh gee, i don't know, *cough* look at china.. *cough*

fuck i'm too old for this shit.

yall need to get your shit straight, appologize or be more open, or let us know wtf

Yeah, those cringey yanks, with their EU license plates. The D must stand for douchebag, right?

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the clapburger serie sums it up. merica in a nutshell

Ford of Europe, I don't think you can even buy that car in America.

Why so angry Mohammad?

Patriotism is illegal in Germany, this is a foreign concept to hans that's why he's so mad.

>it's a pig offends Muhammad because it's 'unclean' episode

TAKBIR

USA is a country with no history nor culture. Its citizens are stupid, obese burgers that base their identity on "muh freedom" and guns. Their country is the lair of all degeneracy, they are enforcing their cancerous culture all over the globe (especially in Europe, obviously) & they are starting wars (in order to steal natural resources) which result in Europe tanking the consequences (there wouldn't be hordes of muslims flooding the EU in case Americans didn't invade those hellholes)

The point is, USA is nothing but a menace, & they should nuke themselves assap

GJ censoring the license plate, now every german with a phone can find out where he lives.

There's a pig in the window

But why make fun of that poor disabled girl, make her sing the anthem and then pretend she did well?

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>average american

wrong post.
Meant this one

a first generation ford focus turnier with alloy wheels, weird choice of a car for an american

>His slave country hosts american bases
LOL

Yeah but Germany has tons of censorship, hate speech isn't protected, it's full of refugees, still trying to kiss every other countries ass after WW2, and the list goes on and on.

Our cultural victory is so complete that most other countries don't want to play nation state anymore.

>picrelated, just saw it minutes ago

Its still dark here you commie fuck.

>when it is dark in ameriga, it is dark everywhere
>american education

we are occupied and cucked thanks to our weak ass politicians

We're a menace all the way to the fucking bank. Richest country in the world by a damn fine stretch. BTFO

ahah you dumb as a brick pham

Quiet occupied terriroty, or we'll dump your glorious leader's dirty mid-night phone calls to Hollande.

I'm just joking, stay cucked bro.

>no history nor culture
>several countries are actually abandoning their own in favor of American culture
We're speaking English for a reason. Western Europe became America 2.0 many years ago

I know it's impossible for a burger to comprehend that not everything revolves around the $$. You were born and raised in a soulless society without any cultural heritage, I can't blame you.

Your degenerate "culture" of consumerism is like cancer & it is spreading across the old continent. It makes me feel sick.

You dragging Europe into wars that only serve your interest (so you idiots can keep earning the $$$). What do we get in return? Muslims. Millions of muslims.

Kys burger

"It's America's fault that Serbia is trash!"

Why are you Yuropoors so angry lol

>Having amerikane bases on your lands in the first place
>Amerikane niggers wander out of base to socialize and thus end up fucking your women

You've obviously never been to Europe (apart from the big cities, perhaps, but those places are globalist abominations). Your "culture"(materialism) is nothing to be proud of, it is as deadly as the plague. You are the crippling sickness & Europe is the patient on his deathbed.

Well, a lot of Americans are good chaps really. What I find particularly cringeworthy when I'm over there is the fatty parents and relatives of those serving in the armed forces, with their USMC hats and fanny packs. It's not the quietly proud acknowledgement of a loved one serving his country, it's just another sports team to whoop and cheer about

Kommst du aus Langenhagen ? :D

>a lot of Americans are good chaps really

>supporting your kid who might get killed tomorrow by jihadis you brits let in
>just another sports team

>non american cucks think their "time" matters


You are nothing you plebs

>Germany
>US Army stickers and flag on car

talk about painting yourself as a target

>just another sports team
You obviously dont understand how seriously we take sports

>woman gets mad because jew
what is wrong with this?

You know nothing about America except for what you are fed by the mass media and your inferiority complex driven local news media.

America is a beautiful county with many good people, a proud history and an impressive non trash cultural output.

> l America dragging eurofegs into their wars
>US dragged into WWI
>US declared upon by Germany in WWII after attacked by nips

literally wut

the participation of eurofegs in the meme wars of today in the desert are honestly almost completely irrelevant to the stability of European nations

>You say that from a perspective of never having complete free speech and the right to arm yourself. You live in a eurofeg country run by a woman who has done everything in her power to cuck the living shit out of you and your country. You're a faggot for even thinking that living in Europe is anything like living in America.

Imagine being so insecure and cucked by foreign invaders a fucking car in a parking lot triggers you.

Nice projection, burger. Why didn't you provide at least 1 argument instead of resorting to false assumptions. Anyways, let's take a little quiz:
>1) Do you have your own language?
>2) Do Americans have a common ethnic background?
>3) When was your country founded?

Let me answer these 3 questions for you:
>no
>no
>~240 years ago

No, burger. You can't deny it. You have nothing but a shallow history & a degenerate "culture".

Lol, as if any of those things matter. In America I can say what I want, and where I live it's okay to wear an AR-15 on your person in public, shit is pretty tight here, I think you're just a little jelly and a tad bit racist.

Germany is finished. They're done for. Move aside, gramps. We've got it covered.

So basically you just told me that culture is of zero importance to you?

Kys burger

This is now a bumper sticker thread

Dude you're literally a Russian rapebaby

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Probably a parasite welfare queen, sorry serviceman, on a German air base.

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>be American
>get banned from school for having a Trump hat
>"FREEDOM"

At least be honest guys

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>NOFX

actually a pretty decent band

Geez was that photo taken in 2002?

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>original language and same ethnic background
Literally irrelevant, was the Byzantine Empire not a great culture? We are united by love for God and freedom.

>history only ~240 years long
240 years of continuous victory and growth of power. You wouldn't know about that, as your country has nothing but eternal victimhood and shit stirring in its history.

Given that reddit didn't exist back then I'm going to say no.

you're so naive to think culture is only language and nationality. I live in Texas, Texan culture is pretty distinct and freaking great desu. Go outside m8

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>I think we should adopt a European and Japanese model of living, we would be much better off. America is not great at all. Flutters agrees with me.
These people aren't Americans.

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I actually KNOW that retard

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I mean the guy's probably an asshole, but hes right about killing all Muslims

Lol, Serbia. Your country is as important as Namibia. Stay mad. Enjoy your blue jeans, internet, computers, cell phones, cars, television, existence as an independent state, etc. Btw thanks for starting ww1, we made some great money from it.

wut

Why do bumper stickers trigger you so much?

>Be Canadian
>Never contribute anything to mankind

But it's cool because your Prime Minister or whatever says it's 2016 and we should be allowed to fuck animals and have gay anal butt sex in the middle of the streets because it's the current year

Yeah you can. It's a Ford Focus Wagon. You can find them used everywhere for way less than 10k

I request juicy stories

>superb British education in action

I am sorry to disappoint you but Serbia has never been a part of the eastern bloc.

They don't. I have just never seen cars with so many of them before. It seems to be a uniquely American phenomenon which I find fascinating.

So Americans legitimately put stickers on their cars like Children do on their school books or toys?

I thought it was a meme.

A true Patriot

The only reason those 'jihadis' exist is because we can't take our dicks out of the hornets nest. Ask every jihadi worth his pork chops if he cares about degeneracy in the west and he will tell you he doesn't give a fuck if californian women want to attend pride parades and watch pornos. He just wants to be able to have his little shitty sandbox to play shariah law in. We should damn well let them do it and stop sending our own young lads to be killed in the name of miley cyrus values

Yep :^)

OC

Well yeah we have more citizens than the EU combined, statistically we're bound to have a few overly opinionated people
I hope you're preparing for China btw

Most don't, but those that do really go for it

>Serbia
literally who

You seem a bit salty, friend. All I've done is contribute images relevant to that in the OP.

Americans are fucked up and cucked.

Just like we are but in a different way.

Plz stop silly, dull antiamericanism, its annoying leftist jabbering.

You're right, you are Ottoman rape babies who's culture is stemmed from being massively butthurt about every country in the world because you are no more than a buffer zone between the Hapsburgs and the Ottomans, and then became indepenedent to become the shithole that you are today, where your richest, best and brightest all get on the first flight to Australia possible and don't look back.

LMAO mate, I would not be criticizing yanks on lacking cultural identity with that flag

wtf I hate freedom now

I'm now #Merkelsfourthreich

What's wrong? Did he take your parking lot?

>superb burger education in action

First of all, you obviously know nothing of Serbia's history. Read some history.

You cannot compare your degenerate materialistic cesspit to the Byzantine empire, burger. The Byzantine empire was the cultural & spiritual center of Europe that lasted for more than a thousand years (330.-1453. a.d.). And no, it wasn't a "melting pot" like burgerlandia either.

I disagree that americans are any more stupid than europeans, europeans are just better at hiding it because they have less freedom of expression (not just legally but socially)

That's actually a very smart way to protect your car from kebab.

Probably should have used a picture of a real pig, though.

>more people than the EU combined
That can't be right can it? Off the dome, UK is 60 mil, France is 70 mil, Germany 80 mil, Italy 70 mil Poland 40 mil. That's 320 million, and that's not even including all of them.

American bacon is shit tier.