32 & 34 years old, 0 kids

32 & 34 years old, 0 kids

Two girls can't make a baby op

kek

how are these two even related?
they don't look anything alike.

zoe barnes is dead

32 & 34 years old, 0 pusy slave

Are they bajillionaire heiresses? Good for them, don't get tied legally entangled and don't share.

literally dropped the show as soon as that happened.

Average white women.

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I wouldn't put my dick in a Mara either

>be 31
>not married
>no kids

honestly I think I've won at life. A lot of people I knew started getting married and knocked up after highschool. My ex-gf got knocked up months, MONTHS after I dumped her. lol.

No it's not mine.

kate is highly underrated. fucking bombshell.

Yes! Based pusy poster!

25+ years old
virgin, no gf, 0 hands held, 0 hugs, 0 kids

they're really smart in that regard then

same here
less common in small/medium cities
way more common in major cities

>tfw all my friends with kids are alcoholics
>tfw i can't drink and have to come here or play vidya

There's always prostitutes.

Actually, there's always strip clubs. You could go from 0 hand holds to feeling large breasts, thighs, ass. $200 and the champagne room will buy you enough fap material for months. Might even get laid; strippers are so easy.

Your mom never hugged you?

agreed

Psychosis and wall collision soon!

you got me

Somehow, even long short hair looks unnatural to other primates.
Also, Rooney >>> Mara.

>giving money to women just so you can lay a hand upon them

worse than cuckoldry

Either you're buying her time or you're buying her drinks and trinkets.

Or, men make the money and men make the funny.

You not having money or being funny = irrelevant.

The fewer white people have kids, the better.

They booth ooze crazy.

How much black dick did they get raped by in the Giants locker room?

You maybe. I've been broke/homeless living in a car and still banged normie chicks.

Get a bigger dick.

>two top tier specimens refusing to pass on their genes because muh empowerment
A tragedy

Just means fewer people to provide your children with gimme dats.

Rooney > Kate
deep down you know this to be true

But who will pay for your snap benefits?

nah fuck off

it's their bodies OP, they can do what they want.

butthurt katefags on suicide watch

>ywn have Kate 'the Great Ape' Mara chuck feces at you when you deny her bananas

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SHE DID GIVE BIRTH TO THE GREATEST MEME

rooney's legos died too soon ;_;

>deep down
it just requires a set of eyes

I think it's society that wins here tbqh

Society? Who is that?

Surely you mean a person and not some nebulous non-entity made up of individuals that largely but not exclusively ignore me.

>32 & 34 years old, 0 kids

Good. Maras a shit.

just a threadly reminder that Rooney > Mara

Roon roon is Mary Magdalene incarnate and she will birth the savior our lord Jesus Christ

that is definitely not how that works.

faux-pusy poster detected

I can solve that!

*unsheathes Pickle Rick-esque dick*

BOOM! BIG REVEAL!

not yet

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I bet they were hot user

It should be a crime for any female with a working womb to not output at least one child by 30. Childless women even if they are single or gay should be escorted to the nearest sperm bank and forced to receive the sperm donation of a healthy blue-eyed 6'4" white Harvard graduate along with a $30,000 check from the government on their 30th birthday desu

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That would make too much sense user. It is much better to have tax payers pay for Shenaynay's multiple children from Qu'andrevious and De-onDre'vious and other unknown baby daddies.

They want the man to be the mommy since they will clearly be the primary bread winners.

38 no kids here. Busy making Z-movies. All my friends in the biz have 0 kids as well. My former friends who got married and have kids are dead inside, doing shit 9-5 work.

she looks so peaceful in her natural habitat

Proof God doesn't exist.

How could a perfectly loving and perfectly just being prevent these two most beautiful creatures from creating an even more amazing daughter?

Sounds like sour grapes of a poor person. Go save your shekels and your faux pride and milk your lizard or go hogging. Me, I'll throw a couple of bills at a sexy ho for physical release and then go back to doing what I enjoy without interruptions

how?

Kate is best Mara

That dude has some extreme gyno

yeah society is definitely better off that you don't breed lmao

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How the fuck does ANY woman get to 35 without having kids?

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ROON ROON MADE A POO POO

im 28 and if i was rich then i'd want kids.

but after seeing my brother (who's 23) dealing with his kid and gf, it's just not worth it.

he's fucking miserable working his 9 to 5 and always has to borrow money from me or our parents to pay the bills and he's always behind on payments.

it gets heartbreaking hearing his excuses for borrowing more money when i remember the days when we were comfy playing mario kart.

Stay tuned because it's only going to become more common.

In a decade we'll see it being the norm for people to be in their 40s without kids.

>38
>hasn't made it in hollywood
>says others are dead inside
lmao

Why does Rooney Mara look like a female Tom Hiddleston?

Are you peanut butter and jelly or something?
I do what I enjoy and get paid for it.

lots and lots of ejaculation into anal and oral openings

Girlfriend and I are in our 30's. Never having kids. Dogs and cats sure, but fuck kids. We can pick up and leave whenever we want and have tons of expendable income. Kids ruin that.

I'll never understand the desire to have children.

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Because they look alike.

I have a one year old
I love the little critter, he laughs and clings to me and gets excited when I get home

I still wouldn't recommend it.
Holy fuck i'm broke

If you're white, you're what's causing the downfall of society

>its an "angry virgins become fixated on how much other people are procreating" episode

They do in certain angles believe it or not.

>tfw I want nothing more that a QT wife to breed multiple times but I am cursed with a micropenis and most women don't even bother attempting penetration with me

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It's a biological drive, you don't have to 'understand it' it's something you feel. If you lack this drive I'd argue you're flawed as a living organism, considering the sole purpose of life [as we know it] is to keep living (i.e. secure DNA through generational inheritance). If no living things had a reproductive drive (even asexual, like fungi), all species would die off

I'm with you though, I don't feel a strong drive to reproduce.. which could be because (1) I'm a very lazy person and (2) I have siblings so my bloodline is already somewhat secure

This lifestyle is going to start feeling real empty when you're in your 50s and 60s though. Those are the ages when you and your girl will have already seen and done everything and the sense of excitement in your relationship will be long gone. What holds couples together in their twilight years are children, and grandchildren. For you however, I would assume you and your girlfriend will split up and you will die alone with nobody to carry on your name and legacy. Your legacy will be a series of small pet graves in your backyard.

Enjoy dying alone in an asylum home eating cabbage soup served by some nigger nurse that doesn't give a fuck about you.

If you are lucky.

>If you lack this drive I'd argue you're flawed as a living organism

I disagree. I'd say it's just evolution catching up with civilization.

Our mortality rates are nothing like what they were even 200 years ago.

most women don't care you twat
only guido jersey shore whores care about giant cock

admit no woman has seen your cock, lazy neet fuck

are you aware of what a micropenis is? very few women are size queens but virtually no women are just going to look past an actual micropenis

You guys ever think about donating sperm?

Imagine in 18 years, you're in your late 40s and some kid who look familiar comes knocking on door asking for you. Weird shit.

Should've gotten surgery back when obamabuxs was trading at an all time high.

White. World is too far gone that more white wealthy people breeding won't save it. I just don't care, sorry.

Everything you mention is a possibility but the risk is worth it. All the people I grew up with who now have families are absolutely miserable and I couldn't be happier. I would much rather be miserable as an old man when my body is weak and I can't take advantage of the type of things I am able to take advantage of and do in 30's, 40's, and 50's.

>Two girls can't make a baby op
actually they should be able to make a baby in 4.5 months

>You guys ever think about donating sperm?
The world would be doomed.

I have always thought this. Thank you, based monkposter.

P-please Rooney, let me give you children

And rather than identifying what it is about their family life that is making them miserable and attempting to create your own personal wholesome and fulfilling family life for yourself your solution is to just shy away from having a family altogether? That's pretty pathetic.
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>I would much rather be miserable as an old man when my body is weak and I can't take advantage of the type of things I am able to take advantage of and do in 30's, 40's, and 50's
Lol I always love seeing this mentality. I see this argument all the time from people who smoke, drink, eat like shit, and just don't take care of themselves in general. "I'm enjoying my youth, who gives a fuck if I'm miserable when I'm old". It's like you imagine that your life will go from 10/10 to 0/10 all at once and then you'll die immediately. Nope, it's a slow degenerative process. For you we're talking decades of growing feelings of dissatisfaction, missed opportunities, regret, loneliness, all culminating in you spending probably 20 years or so alone and dying. Doesn't sound like too much fun to me, but hey enjoy your 30s my man, enjoy them because you've set yourself up so that there's a very good chance the rest of your life is going to be an existential hell.

bigot

OP would prefer them to be pregnant by 14

as opposed to childless at 40? yes

I'd spill my seed inside of them to give them a baby

If you really want to get into this:

I don't want to bring people into this world for a number of reasons. You know that scene in the final season of Sopranos when Tony breaks down in the office because he realizes he passed his "fucked up disease" onto his son? I'm successful in my career and happy most days, but I also have a lot of days where I almost can't get out of bed. I get angry for being brought into this world without me being able to have a choice. I once put one of my (unloaded) guns to my head and pulled the trigger just to see if I could do it.

I would not want to risk putting that sort of mental illness onto an innocent person.

I've been lucky enough to meet someone else who has a similar outlook when it comes to bringing children into this world for both personal reasons as well as outward circumstances.

I'm sorry you have a problem understanding that different people choose different lifestyles for their own personal reasons and what would make you miserable also makes others happy. The world isn't black and white like that. If it was everything would be a lot easier and a lot less fucked up.