Homestuck

This webcomic needs a better class of protagonists

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like aradia

aradia should have heen the main troll character, not vriska

everything would have turned out better

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That's 3D models though, I thought we're 2D?

>that blueblood
Awful
>that rust blood
wew laddie

what if rose prime prototyped herself with rosesprite
what if rose^2sprite is the hero paradox space needed

where did it all go wrong /hst/?

Kanaya I have two vaginas now.
I Dont Think That Would -
TWO VAGINAS.

In the middle of the night Hussie had a choice

Keep the kids white

Or make them "Peachy" so he could keep the tumblrbux

He took the tumblr bux

Whilst I agree we didn't see enough to make truly conclusive statements on the potential powers and effective use of powers. We can however talk about powers that are likely unable to deal with Bec Noir's first guardian abilities, given there's a select few potential ways of dealing with a near-instant back stab.

Knight of Blood is one of the least likely to be able to deal with such an ability, given much of the emphasis on Blood and Karkat is on leadership, so weaponizing others. Essentially he as an individual is likely to be weak and not possessing powers capable of dealing with Bec, but improving the abilities of others.

The possible curve ball is the vitality element of Blood, perhaps he becomes incredibly hard to kill, or gains a healing element. Even still he'd likely be unable to do much against Bec, especially in comparison to the other trolls.

Either way, it's fun to think about what the trolls could have done with their powers. Shame we'll never learn about it though.

Who dis sweatband-wearing bitch think he is wearing that symbol? What a waste of perspiration.

when his relations had a direct impact on his work quality

I was so sure this would be extraterrestrial

The models are old, this is just the first time some of them have come out.

THE BETA'S HERE
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>the expressions are put the front polygons of the face changing texture
>the skin is two different shades so it's super visible
i bet you couldn't see it on joey because it was pure white

remember that dolorosa is always the best waifu

That isn't nanasprite
>le fix it in post face

Holy fuck headband troll pisses me off.

the brownblood is cute

Smut when?

NOW!
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She has criminally little porn.

its kind of surprising given her canon story

oh no

she's kind of ugly compared to a lot of the trolls

Switching to 2D was probably a good idea, those graphics and animations look like they belong on the PS1.

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The actual link.

that implies the 2D graphics won't have the same problem

what the fuck dude

s-shes a silhouette

She's matronly and not in the milf way
Also Porrim has sort of an ugly face

I want to be teleported in front of her so she can hiss at me and pin me down and ravish me

which is what would have happened if john hadn't been warped right out of there

she hissed at john
also when you said backstory i figured you meant porrim

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NEW UPDATE ON HOMESTUCK 2.0!!!!

oh gog, fuck no!

get out

name an uglier girl troll

by backstory we mean that she was literally a sex slave after the Signless died. Mindfang mindbanged her.

The Dolorosa was sold into slavery, then Mindfang fucked the shit out of her before Dualscar killed her to spite Mindfang

terezi

Feferi

vriska

terezi is cute
feferi is also cute
try again fuckers

John x Maplehoof fic

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Nepeta.

Better: youtube.com/watch?v=iVNfDB24QnY

Wait shit no, I got it.
Fucking Meenah.

vriska wears blue lipstick thats hot af
nepeta is canonically cute even as a corpse
source: john

meenah has condesce genetics for fucks sake

Makinporing if you're here I just want you to know that I laugh every time you repost some shit from here and they somehow manage to get pissed off over obvious joke content

porrim
her young alternate self is uglier than her

vriska is fat and needs braces

look at this fucking gremlin

Post fan theories, because why not at this point.

>All aspects have at least one metaphysical and physical manifestation. Light, for example, can manifest as both physical light, or as fortune/sight.
>Space is the only aspect that has a sex restriction, being exclusive to female players.
>Any session without a space and time player is doomed to be void.
>Which classes are exclusive to which genders is determined by gender views of the culture that the players come from. Humans and Trolls have similar enough gender views that their classes have the same gender restrictions.
>A side-effect of the glitch that summons Lord English to a session is that the player's species will, at some point in their history, develop a language that's identical to English. This is why there's no language barrier between the Humans and the Trolls.

DENTALPLAN

Remember when this was true for more than just Sollux?

I'm pretty sure the middle one is canon

i like that last one

also space exclusive to girls

>Which classes are exclusive to which genders is determined by gender views of the culture that the players come from. Humans and Trolls have similar enough gender views that their classes have the same gender restrictions.

This doesn't make much sense to me. Troll gender roles seem to be non-existent or maybe I'm not thinking of them right now.

nepeta still isn't relevant

what is it with nudestuckers and that one bad dragon dildo

>space exclusive to girls
>time not exclusive to guys
this bothers my autism

>implying Davepetasprite^2 turned out to be important

It's how tentabulges got started

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which?

>Some species fuck up by attempting to hack Sburb from any game discs made from the code or incomplete/tampered code, which always cascades into and essentially turns their entire planet into a broken psuedo-session, which always ends badly and in a mish mash apocalypse as a session attempts to propagate outside the Medium, flooding it with glitches and improbabilities, making it impossible to host a session and propagate any universes

It was the closest thing to a conclusion to Davesprite's story as we'll ever get.

Why did sollux have to become the third most unimportant troll after Eridan and Feferi

Whats worst, not knowing which dildo they meant or instantly knowing

How does his hair look?
And what should I do for clothes? His inspiration is akira-style cyberpunk and sci-fi shit.

That wasn't a conclusion. That was a murder.

not really. Davepeta did nothing important.

the sprites^2 did nothing important
They were a completely pointless development

>Troll gender roles seem to be non-existent or maybe I'm not thinking of them right now.
While they are nowhere near as pronounced as Humans, there do seem to be some gender roles in Troll society. We never see male trolls wear skirts, for example, and the maternal Jade Bloods are mostly women.
Not to mention probably the most maternal figure in Troll society, the Mother Grub, is identified as female.

If it makes you feel any better, since there needs to be both a time and a space player, time is slightly more likely to be male, and has to be male in a two player session.
Oh wait, I forgot another theory I had.

>Sessions must always have an equal number of each sex, due to the nature of ectobiology. A session that doesn't is doomed to become a void session.

That sounds cool.

I think the middle one is implied, but I'm not sure if it's actually canon.

We theorized he hacked his way out of MSPA itself to go hide out in old abandoned websites with Feferi so he can exist in fucking peace away from all his idiot friends and the doomed hellhole that spawned him

Face is bland as fuck, fix that. Add some personality.

I never said Davepeta did anything important, I'm just saying Davesprite's whole arc died with Davepeta.

That still seems really weird. I thought a lot of that was for theological references and so they didn't seem *too* alien. Gender seems like a wholly useless concept in troll society.

They're human with grey face paint and candy corn horns. They have Troll Will Smith for fuck's sake.

I always figured it was a remnant of older times where trolls may have reproduced without the aid of a secondary species.

davesprite's arc died with the ship.
He didn't do anything after that point.

Davepeta was as much as anything post-retcon was. Which is say; not at all.
Just a series of half-hearted frankenstein fixes on a cast that previously had personal problems which could have been meaningfully addressed in the comic.

Give him a jacket similar to Kaneda's, then.

I feel like it was a real missed chance for Hussie to not spend time making some little illustrated side booklet for sale about different kinds of session glitches and session types that can happen. Some general fun 'History of Misfortune' kind of game book deal.

I could spend hours dreaming up scenarios and ideas like that.

If they're so human then why does their parents an animals??

Except for the part where they have racial hierarchies and constantly murder each other.

That's actually really interesting.

You might like the Sburb Glitch FAQ, then, if you're not put off by fan aspects and classes.

because concept != execution

It's very possible that Troll sexes are vestigial, being the remainders of a pre-Mother Grub proto-Troll species. It's also very possible that some subconscious remnants of these times remain within the Troll's psyche.
It's kind of like how Dragons are actually a combination of several predators of early primates that have been ingrained in the Human psyche, except with gender roles.

I would love a Sburb strategy guide just in general, there's so much that I would love to see explained about Hussie's universe, he didn't do nearly enough world building with the time he had.

I see.

I guess I forgot about that. It still doesn't really affect the trolls' behavior so I'm still not 100% on board with it.

Eh, that had some good material, but not much, and I didn't care for the premise. In my writing I'd focus way more on broad session types and ideas, and for that as an example, would just write that as a doomloop of some sort where you just endlessly fractal into the same frog and timeline or something, never able to win the game.

How balanced is sburb? Are some class/aspect combos just plain better than others?

>Hussie made Karkat completely useless to get revenge on the cancer that killed his father.

>Except for the part where they have racial hierarchies and constantly murder each other.
like humans?????????????

>Dragons are actually a combination of several predators of early primates that have been ingrained in the Human psyche
Never heard that, neat

Nobody knows or can say beyond "Lord and Muse are ultraclasses" because Hussie wrote it very sloppily.

different classpects are good at different things. a prince of life is infinitely stronger at combat than a seer of life, but conversely, a prince of life is really bad at healing and support compared to the seer of life.

whoever said lowbloods were like black people all those years ago honestly nailed it

looked down on by the assholes higher on the social ladder but stronger and feared

Murdering people is not a form of proper human interactions. Our racial hierarchies are mostly gone and were never as complex or structured as the troll's. Not to mention the vast genetic diversity between the different blood colors.