ITT: Post the title of an imaginary movie and anons say what it's about and if it's good or not

I Tried

What I Want

It's 2150, world population has skyrocketed to 70 billion thanks to CRISPR nanorobots that have eliminated almost all diseases. China is the premier superpower with Japan close second. Whites no longer exist expect in the extreme minority.

Toybox Avenue

Wes Anderson's worst project yet

The Curious Dilemma

jesus wept
blue sky red sea
green coat
the cuck
peter and the jews
teracinoah
eye of the cove

Teenage and Hunted

something about a gay British historical figure
B horror movie

A Lifetime Original Movie

The sad thing is that these people don't realize people do care. They're just too afraid to say anything. It feeds into a cucle of self loathing.

No. If you spend enough time on /r9k/ you realize that most of the time they are just horrible, horrible individuals.

Thetans 2: Hollywood Invasion

imagine relying on other people this much, low test as fuck

Childhood of the Living Dead

cgi animals go to hollywood and there are a lot of cameos

Silver Rosary
Rosary Revolver

I am actually writting a screenplay about this hehehe.

A documentary about Bryan Singer.

top kek m8

sounds like a teenager

A Man of Simple Pleasures

">her"

Big Anime Bingers

The Ronald McDonald Trapdoor
Day of the Road
Cemetery Love Triangle
Simpsons Apocalypse
Three By Night
Wasteland Detective
Waking Dream Drop

Burst Bellies

One last dance (and a kiss goodbye!)

This reminds me of the clock level in Mario 64.

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L.A. Drone

Fuck Her Right In The Pussy

these are all shit

checked

children of white men

pseudo: uknown body

The Wrong Goodbye
I See The Sounds
Tomorrow Knife
Open Secrets
Wilderness of Mirrors
July 777 Foiled
Temple Mountain Stands
Twin Win
See Something Say Something

Nifties

>The Ronald McDonald Trapdoor

A new McDonald's opens. However kids start disappearing from the small town in which the store is located. Upon further investigations, they discover the grim reality that Old Ronald McDonald himself uses a trapdoor to kidnap children, who he then turns into juicy delicious processed meat.

>Day of the Road

A newly decorated road is unveiled; however the town is split into two, the East side and West side, as to who can claim the prestige of this new road.

>Cemetery Love Triangle

A man falls in love with a woman when visiting the grave of his father, though never see's her again. Having remembered the name of the gravesite, the man attempts to track down the woman. The woman turns out to be already married so the man attempts to kill the husband.

>Simpsons Apocalypse
It's shit, don't even watch this.

>Three By Night

A small-town detective is faced with the horrific task of detaining a new serial killer; his modus operandi - every night, the killer slaughters three teenagers.

>Wasteland Detective

A man contracted to look after a junkyard faces a dilemma when tires keep getting stolen.

>Waking Dream Drop

A new liquid substance is created which puts people into a lucid sleep. A man takes the substance, only to find the world which he awakes to, completely and utterly bizarre.

Good Intentions

Holy Bastard

>125x64

Three if by Air

After the outbreak of a great mage war, a boy is sent to live with his cousins, a large noble family of world-renowned Necromancers. After finding out they resurrected a cult leader for information, he inadvertently allows the cult to find out, leading to them starting a violent conflict with his cousins, and he is caught in between it.

Negative Covfefe

Wendy's: The Movie
Untitled Wes Anderson Project (2039)
Speed: Out of this World
How America Was Raped

The Overnight Plan

Wholly Holey Holy Holly

Beyond the Aphelion

The Curator

Slumber Party of the Damned

Pick Up Sticks 2: Streets of Cairo

Cowboys and Limousines

dot://pixle:[dad]/.

Tyler Perry's Only Black People Will See This 3

Under The City

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A king has two children. The oldest is a girl, but the younger is a boy and thus the rightful heir. The king is horribly ridden with paranoia, and thus has everyone (including his daughter) believe that he has two daughters and that the eldest is the heir. The boy is indifferent towards having a double life, but his sister is dead set on becoming queen and will go nuts if her alleged birthright is stolen from her.

>The Wrong Goodbye
Western that tells the story of a young man and his companions, and how over the course of a few months herding cattle they grow bitter with one another. Their frustrations come to a head when they get into a shootout with each other. The youngest and most innocent of them is the only one to die, and they part ways at his funeral, realizing that their pettiness cost a man his life. A cult classic, but otherwise has a low rating.

>I See The Sounds
A deaf musician finds solidarity when she meets with a young man that has created a program that translates sound into perfect visual representations. Typical indie film that wins tons of awards and is critically acclaimed.

>Tomorrow Knife
A time travel story set in contemporary 2017 where a man has traveled back to our time from a version of the future that seems more like the early 70s than the 2100s. Little-known sci fi B-movie.

>Open Secrets
A middled aged man and his wife openly have affairs with others, staying together only because they don't want to admit their lives don't work anymore. Well-acted drama that goes largely unnoticed.

>Wilderness of Mirrors
A psychedelic thriller about a couple that gets lost in the mojave desert. Low budget flick with a cult following.

>July 777 Foiled
A ridiculous conspiracy theory "documentary" that's only watched and enjoyed by nutjobs.

>Temple Mountain Stands
A documentary of a Buddhist temple and how it was saved from the claws of commercial CEOs who want it demolished.

>Twin Win
Cheesy comedy about identical twin brothers who go on various adventures in the Hollywood hills. Garbage for anyone over 12.

>See Something Say Something
A thriller about a shy agoraphobic young man who witnesses a murder. The event leaves him mentally unhinged and he struggles through a world of delusions as he descends into madness.

>>Waking Dream Drop

Get Yuasa to direct this

>Pick Up Sticks 2: Streets of Cairo

K i n o

KYS

knocked over

Mister sister

Fallen man

The brown chairs

Macaroni and bees

Time clam

A 4channer in King Arthur's Court

>Tyrannis Regent

>Better to be Both

>Hypnos Island

nice

>I Tried

A man sits on the toilet for 90 minutes trying to take a dump, but dies of a brain aneurysm.

5/10

Also, this was already an Xfiles episode. The cockroaches one.

>delicious processed meat

>every night, the killer slaughters three teenagers

quality ideas

>Tyler Perry's Only Black People Will See This 3
topkek

>Macaroni and bees

Greatest movie of all time, changed cinema forever.

>The Curious Dilemma

A claymation movie where the main character is forced by an evil old gypsy woman to choose between having sticky hands for the rest of his life or wet socks for the rest of his life.

>blue sky red sea

A family goes sailboating and asks their neighbor if he wants to come, but their neighbor is actually a mad scientist who has manufactured a robot shark and remote controls it from the boat to attack the boat.

That's a tough one... What would you go with? I think I might just have to go with wet socks. Can't stand sticky hands.

>green coat

A man finds a green coat in the woods, but on the way back he runs into a group of cannibal hillbillies who murdered the girl who was wearing it.

Hollywod Hell
Man with a gun
3 views of perspective

>Childhood of the Living Dead

It's like The Tree of Life, shot from the perspective of a baby growing up, then a child, then a teen, etc, but the child is a zombie.

>A Man of Simple Pleasures

An eccentric man lives alone in a cabin in the woods and spends his time digging a small hole, only about as wide as his shoulders, as deep as he can, about 100 feet or so. He then visits a nearby town and persuades a person to follow him back, then pushes them headfirst down the hole. He does this repeatedly until the hole is nearly filled with bodies. The movie ends with him digging another hole.

>Wasteland Detective

A spinoff of the Toxic Avenger. After a nuclear holocaust, a detective slips and falls into a radioactive pool of toxic waste, and becomes deformed and sets up a desk outside and goes around solving crimes.

>L.A. Drone

A man in LA spends his time in his garage outfitting drones with flamethrowers. He then dispatches his fire-drones to the houses of famous celebrities.

>Tomorrow Knife

A black and white arthouse film noir about a man who abandons his children, notable for its absence of knives.

>Good Intentions

A woman gives birth to a baby with a genetic defect which dies about six months after birth. She goes on to give birth to a dozen more children, each dying six months after birth.

>Jesus Wept

A priest in a local parish begins to get extorted by a Russian mob family which have spread their influence. As the priest begins to see the world around him turn more corrupt, and his prayers for help are not being beckoned, he decides to take matters into his own hands, and starts fighting back against the mob.

>Blue Sky Red Sea

Sailors during the Age of Exploration set off in search for El Dorado, only to encounter savage cannibalistic tribes. Their quest for wealth turns into a fight for survival.

>Green Coat

An antiques collector finds a green coat during one of his visits to antique stores. Upon wearing the coat, he discovers that the coat grants him a special ability - the ability to make women incredibly horny at the sight of his majestic green coat.

>Teracinoah

In the distant future a new planet is found, called 'Cinoah.' A mission is established with intentions to terraform and create a colony on the planet. A ship is built and upon it, animals, plants and machinery is placed - along with humans, put into stasis. When they arrive, they find a barbaric tribalistic society already lives on the planet. At first they try to leave them be, though soon the tribesmen discover the colonists and believe them to be gods. However the tribesmen rebel when one of the lions on the ship escapes and mauls a tribesman to death.

>The Curator

A man in Hollywood spends his time obtaining the DNA of famous celebrities. He then uses the DNA to make clones of them, and he raises them as his own children.

Stay Dead Please

>Stay Dead Please

In the future, a nearby supernova sends gamma-rays towards the Earth. When people go to fast food restaurants, suddenly the meat starts making animal noises. Not only that, when people bite into the meat it makes bloodcurdling screams. All meat starts screaming whenever people eat it. Various methods are tried to stop the meat from screaming. People try blending meat, burning meat, boiling meat, exploding meat, but it won't stop screaming. Eventually many people become vegetarians. But then the vegetables start screaming too.

Distasteful Pleasures
House on the Sun
Constricted
He'll be Back in June

Depends how sticky. Pine sap? No. Maple syrup? No. I assume someone could wear gloves. But I assume the gypsy curse would also affect any gloves or covering on the hands. I might have to pick wet socks.

But since the character is made of clay, if he picks sticky hands, it starts ripping clay off of people and things. If he picks wet socks, his feet eventually start to melt.

Keter

>Distasteful Pleasures
Kevin Costner opens a candy store and makes candy of kids that he's abducted.
>House on the Sun
Hugh Laurie invitro fertilises himself, wakes up in 15 million years, and starts a practice on the Sun.
>Constricted
Sequal to Anaconda, starring J-Lo and a big negro.
>He'll be Back in June
The life and tales of a premium prostitute named June. Ditzy, witty, funny and not shying away from sensitive emotional scenes. Starring Natalie Portman.

>House on the Sun

A solar probe is sent to the sun with one human occupant on a suicide mission. I guess most of it could be video diary transmissions sent back to Earth.

The Art of the Deal

>House on the Sun
its one of those artsy-artsy french cartoon. probably good and even better than disney pixar crap

>He'll be Back in June
its one of those parents in law comedy like Meet the Focker

The Dragon
Meme Movie

THREE SCOOPS

>THREE SCOOPS

The sequel to ONE SCOOP and TWO SCOOPS.

Thus creating the SCOOP Trilogy.

The End of Evangelion

>Time clam

A giant clam, big enough to hold a person, can travel through time, including whatever lifeform is inside it when it time travels. But it can only travel in between 541 million years ago when the Cambrian explosion happened, and 541 million years into the future from now. It can also only visit any given year once, and it can only stay in any given year for one minute until it unintentionally and randomly time travels again. After each jump, the size of a pearl inside it gets smaller until the pearl will eventually vanish and the time clam and anything in it will be destroyed. If someone takes the pearl it loses its ability to time travel forever.

The Peculiar Behavior of Mr. Fittleworth

White Line

>The Peculiar Behavior of Mr. Fittleworth

A taxidermist turns various animals, including bears, into drones. After assembling a drone army of animal-drones, he terrorizes a city. He later turns various dead people into drones, then uses his corpse-drones to terrorize a zoo.

Mr. Fittleworth was quite a peculiar fellow. You may be asking, what made Mr. Fittleworth so peculiar? Well, I'll tell you dear reader. He was a cuny poster.

Gently, Gently

>The Dragon
Political thriller about some notorious shadowy figure lurking behind the scenes of the world's most powerful governments. Well acted, but badly plotted. Third act falls apart.

>Meme Movie
Exactly what it sounds like, but not as god awful as you would expect. Still pretty shitty and forgettable though.

Porno flick focused on facials.

>The Dragon

A bank heist goes wrong when the thieves break the vault and encounter 'The Dragon' - a 650 pound man, guarding the bullion.

Not what I was thinking of, but alright.

Poor Little White Guy XII

S.P.A.R.K.