This guy comes on screen

>this guy comes on screen

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Adam sessler looks like THAT?!

>that scene where he fucked the blender

OP watches tranny porn confirmed

I give this tranny fucking a two... Out of Five

He looks like a big baby

*close tab and choose from the 5 other tabs i have open*

>this guy comes on screen

>It's a James Deen episode

Yeah I opened this thread extremely confused if it was about G4TV or getting fucked in the ass by trannies

And my confusion hasn't been resolved at all

>Closes tab

why is this image so funny?

...

i have reached a point of porn snobbery that i will disregard a m/f scene based on male performer. there are only a select few that aren't annoying as fuck.

>constantly pulling out to get hard again
>noise making of any kind
>annoying in general
>weird penis

Did Bridgette B get a boob job? I swear her tits look weird now.

Christian, along with ultrafaggots such as American performer Tom Moore and Brazilian performer Alex Victor, took away the "everyman" aspect of shemale porn. No longer could the average viewer insert himself, so to speak, into the role of the "shocked but somewhat aroused" man discovering that the "woman of his dreams" wasn't quite who he thought "she" was. No longer can a man watch professional, American shemale porn and discover the "mystique" that was once magnificently alluring in films from the past.

All the average viewer has to look forward to these days, is a bald, goofy-looking douchebag with a pathetic body from not doing proper lifting exercises, fucking shemales with the same, measured, uncharismatic strokes (and don't even get me started on his abhorrent "acting") while he resembles that albino freak from the show Banshee.

Have I mentioned how dismal he is when playing the submissive role? God forbid he let an aroused, endowed transsexual go to town and rip up his ass like they might a smaller, more normal-looking man being "forced" to take that role. Nooooo, it's the same, robotic, measured strokes once again as he lies there with that same, terminally-stupid look on his face.

The only possible way Christian could even come close to redeeming himself for ruining American shemale porn for ever, is to douse himself in paraffin, set himself alight and dance the Watusi for five minutes screaming while the camera focuses solely on him. Yeah. That might go some way towards redemption.

Carlos!

She's had everything done. The back of her legs have the same black freckles on them as Lisa Anne where they had lipo.

Nice copypasta.

>this guy comes on screen

>this guy's face manages to be prominent in every angle in the scene

memes aside why does Ramon only do shemales now?

That dick is crazy and honestly more of a turn off, but dude is fucking hilarious in every scene.

Blacklisted for getting caught ritualistically sacrificing animals in his van.

Seriously.

If there's any justice in this world Christian will be cast as Judge Holden in a Coen Bros adaptation of Blood Meridian

god fucking damn it

proceed

>this guy comes on screen

I can't fap to anyone of his scenes. He reminds of Richard Christy from the Howard Stern show for some reason and it just breaks a scene for me.

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Not really much more to it

>use to bang 10/10s all day on the bang bus
>now can only get work fucking trannies or huge fat women

ramon....ramon has had a tough life.

>weird penis

What did he mean by this?

>download 30gb of natalie mars porn earlier
>fap and delete it all
classic