Is it kino?

Is it kino?

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Pretty sure it's a videogame. But fear not, Sup Forums.org has a variety of videogame boards
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yes

>ywn transcend human futility and become an all-powerful slug without a care in the world and a doting qt gynoid nurse to mother you

It is, and it has a better story than most lovecraftian movies. But it is a videogame. So fuck off Sup Forums.

can i run this on my pc

No, it's Videospiel.

It's not even ludo. Also not television.

I haven’t been dealt a good hand of cards at birth. To use another metaphor, I lost the genetics lottery. I’m a big nosed giant eared crooked teeth gargoyle who has lived sheltered from the outside world – afraid of mockery and being the central point of attention. Over the years, I’ve lost all sense of what a human being should behave like. I’ve no sense of hygiene nor do I mingle in any social circles. I’m constricted to a solitary life, coloured in by video games and genre porno. My excessive video game playing has given me insights and expertise in the matter. Let me tell you: Bloodborne is definitely not as challenging as the fanboys make it out to be. I managed to platinum the game in ten (10) days. I dived in without any previous experience in the Souls series, yet figured out the core of the mechanics in a matter of hours: it’s a rolling simulator with a shallow story in a grimdark pseudo-goth setting. It takes from Lovecrafts brilliant work, and reduces it to a stretched out, soulless tripe. Its challenge lies in not dropping it midway from boredom.

I'm a casual how difficult is this video game?

See

Yes

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Might as well just string me up now, fàm.

time to sleep... good hunter

video games are a different medium. Go get out faggot.

>tfw no Doll gf
Does this nightmare ever end?

How would a Bloodborne movie work? Who would direct it, who will play it?

Yes

PS4 exclusive, sadly.

souls series are cheap.
you need to find the right class and weapon for that iteration and you will roll the content, otherwise the game will fuck you.
not complicated at all, just unbalanced as fuck (again, you can roll over the content or be decimated, you can hardly find a mid point) but the world and design is beautiful.

>Who would direct it,
Guillermo del Toro. period.
>who will play it
James McAvoy?

No because it's vidya. It's the best game of the decade so far but it's still not Sup Forums-related no matter how good it is.

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joke's on you i'll emulate it in 20 years.

Shitendo babies BTFO

casual also here, got platinum; worth every single minute out of 800 hours played