TRUMP GENERAL - ONE SIMPLE TRICK EDITION

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EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES
>Trump in Denver, CO 7/29/16
youtu.be/WB6einfNK2A
>Pence in Ohio 7/29/16
youtu.be/p0p_CnxOYzg
>Trump in Colorado Springs CO 7/29/16
youtu.be/1sHBXweOtoA
>Trump in Cedar Rapids, IA 7/28/16
youtu.be/2Ato3Deo5n4
>Trump in Davenport, IA 7/28/16
youtu.be/py7Do3xGL4U
>Pence in Grand Rapids, MI 7/28/16
youtu.be/22Lgn4Qsmos

INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on Orly 7/29/16
youtu.be/UNv3CrFN7Sc
>Sheriff Clarke interviews Trump 7/28/16
newstalk1130.iheart.com/media/play/27189145/
>Trump on Greta 7/28/16
youtu.be/zsaRWwV7mlg
>Trump on Fox 7/28/16
youtu.be/wdIZ_fNw02Q
>Pence on O’reilly 7/28/16
youtu.be/NKc2mmtcVaU
>Eric on Fox 7/27/16
youtu.be/39Sc9uLgZgw

ENTERTAINMENT
>Gavin McInnes RIPS Aziz Ansari for Trump Piece
youtube.com/watch?v=k_Az5FCe6yc
>NATIONALISM RISING: PJW SLAMS Millennials bitching about Brexit
youtube.com/watch?v=Bn_6sU7O43w
>Still Report #986: Fake Polls on the Rise
youtube.com/watch?v=5ZKDemlV5WE
>Stand in the Gap
youtube.com/watch?v=HuTekWF8ORo
>NRA Ad: Stop Clinton, Vote Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=SIl20jItjHY

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
play.spotify.com/user/washingtonpostpolitics/playlist/0RGDi11O4gfXuJNjZxSp29

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
lyingcrookedhillary.com
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf
>Wikileaks Leaked DNC Hillary Voicemails
youtu.be/UBKmJ6O6tGg
>CLINTON CASH FULL MOVIE
youtu.be/td2pyyCau30

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donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-in-favor-of-regime-change
donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-isis
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donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-ubs
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donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-a-lobbyist
donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-india
donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-goldman-sachs
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donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-fine-with-big-money-influencing-policy
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57696d53e2ac8
breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/07/29/reuters-ipsos-poll-change-methodology/
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/turkey-cancels-50000-passports-president-8524161
wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/21847
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/fl/florida_romney_vs_obama-1883.html)
youtube.com/watch?v=KaufX5jwOmc
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Use this first

Recycle mine later

TAKE ME IN, O TENDER WOMAN

No record too small. No error too minor.

Reuters trickery. Don't fall for it.

I'd fuck it

ATTN $hills4Hill:
CTR is running out of money.
Remember to ask for payment in advance.
If you are not paid upfront, there is a HIGH CHANCE YOU WONT BE PAID AT ALL.

What, you mean the snake?

I'd fuck both snakes

Guys..
What's happening?

see

kek

Those sorry fucks.

So you're saying there's a chance

pragcap.com/donald-trump-is-a-keynesian-on-steroids/

Bloomberg lies about Trump economic plan.

The polls are and have been completely biased. The fact that trump was winning a little in the polls means that in reality he was BTFOing clinton in real life. They will continue to push the false narrative that Clinton is leading to discourage trump support. On election day Trump will be winning in a landslide and you can expect the media to call it for Clinton on TV around 2 in the afternoon.

>he firmly muttered to himself

>yfw most comedians, actors and artists will ruin their careers next year because they were so massively opposed to Donald Trump being president

He really can't keep getting away with this.

Bump

Blue Lives Matter

Is there nothing going on today?

Has Trump begun unloading on Hillary?

With all the poll observing we do, it got me thinking.

How do swing voters even fucking exist? Why do the polls constantly change so much?

Do these people not have principles? No idea what politics or economics is all about? This is literally a reality show to the common voter.

I mean, no Trump supporter in this thread is gonna swing their vote because they know what they want. Both candidates have released their platforms, so how the fuck are people still making up their mind?

Are they all women?
This is just one big fucking joke with no punchline.

Just a bit

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-in-the-russia

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-in-favor-of-regime-change

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-isis

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-a-pathelogical-liar

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-part-of-the-washington-d.c.-rigged-system

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-a-human-rights-abuser

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-you-want-to-sell-out-american-workers

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-ubs

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-in-favor-of-longer-wait-lines-for-vets

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-in-favor-of-open-borders

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-a-lobbyist

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-india

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-goldman-sachs

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-you-are-fine-with-classified-material-being-open-to-fore

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-fine-with-big-money-influencing-policy

I would brutally unload into Karen if you know what I mean.

I want to work for the Trumpstapo and bust into their fancy gated mansions and put bags over their heads to be put in re-education camps.

It's the least I can do to serve my country.

>a bit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOwpW8cv730&feature=youtu.be

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We love our Penceposters, dont we, folks?

Did Pence hand out cupcakes on the plane because it was his birthday or someone else's on the plane?

I didn't like Mike "jump the fence, get some dents" Pence at first but the memes have helped me come to terms with it and now i'm in full acceptance stage.

Have a cupcake, friends.

Would Hunter S Thompson have voted for Trump? I doubt he would support Hillary

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57696d53e2ac8

Anyone try busting a nut to this before? I try to but I keep laughing.

You know you've reached a certain point in your life when you are searching for Donald Trump videos on pornhub.

We're almost there, lads.

This is Reuters this Friday before the switcheroo they pulled. Trump +2

Here is the timeline

> Trump +2
> "that can't be right"
> fix the polls *retroactively*
> Clinton + 5

That's much better

Most people who vote don't care that much about politics and quickly tire of the political circus a presidential election causes.

I'd say they can't keep getting away with this, but

>mfw I know we have to sit through at least one debate with an audience filled with "undecided voters" and their stupid, planted questions

That's literally what they did. It's nuts. I want Trump himself to bring it up desu.

breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/07/29/reuters-ipsos-poll-change-methodology/

15 new Press Releases hot of the press.

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-in-the-russia

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-in-favor-of-regime-change

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-isis

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-a-pathelogical-liar

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-part-of-the-washington-d.c.-rigged-system

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-a-human-rights-abuser

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-you-want-to-sell-out-american-workers

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-ubs

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-in-favor-of-longer-wait-lines-for-vets

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-in-favor-of-open-borders

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-a-lobbyist

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-india

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-youre-goldman-sachs

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-you-are-fine-with-classified-material-being-open-to-fore

donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/hillarys-with-usif-your-fine-with-big-money-influencing-policy

The unwashed masses should not be permitted to vote. Democracy in general is a goddamn cancer. Perhaps, PERHAPS if it was restricted to landowners or just FUCKING WHITE MALES it could maybe work.

From where I stand, Democracy is just a slow death march to Marxism.

Fucking savagery.

awoo

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Is there a main page that links to all of them? They need to share that on Twitter

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/turkey-cancels-50000-passports-president-8524161

I wish Trump could do this but to leftists who go on vacation so they won't be able to get back in the US.

No, he dropped them separately on his website.

We need to figure out how to spread those.

wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/21847

Live press conference reading these releases out from a teleprompter when?

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any good Pence memes?

Apologize NOW

JUST SHILL MY SHIT UP

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>yfw when the shills are so fucking scared they're working overtime

Do you think he beats his wife?

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Pence is just really fucking cute
>tfw no chibi Pence

fuck this sand nigger

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TWITTER IS MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN

> wasn't allowed an acceptance speech
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

oh look its Yeb 2.0

A few. Here's one

>Trump is ahead so he needs to magically lose support even if Clinton isn't gaining any
(((Reliable polling)))

Nobody's hitting 270 this year, faggots.

What happened guys?

Could one of you kindly anons MAGA my waifu?

Hillary and Bush killed your son.

This election has made me aware of the jewish influence over the american media.

delete this

Clinton isn't getting a post-DNC bump that's what

So Trump wins?

Hillary was up 11% in Reuters/Ipsos.
It dropped off, giving Trump a bump.
Hillary is now only up 5% in the same poll.

In other words, Hillary has lost 6% support during the DNC.

Trump got his meagre post-RNC bump and slumped back down to reality.

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It was his birthday

8 points bump.

shillary is getting a 6 point NEGATIVE bump. Do you seriously think she can win, shill? Your efforts are useless.

Cali poll is pretty good actually. Other than than that it's just shit polls. There is no way Missouri could go blue this election and Reuters changed their methodology to favor Clinton. Before they did that Trump won 40-38 in the very same poll

Missouri poll is bullshit.

>check the date
>compare sample size
>SurveyUSA, a very reputable pollster, A rated by Nate Caesium vs Mason-Dixon, a known bullshit artist (realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/fl/florida_romney_vs_obama-1883.html)

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Yes. Please keep this angry muslim shaking his fist at America on behalf of democrats.

Witnessed.

He's such a lovable guy

c-cute

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Man I love Mr. Pence. He's such a cutie.

This pic warms my soul almost as much as Biden's smile.

Hunter was apolitical but leaned towards repubs, he was a Nixon stalker so he might have stalked Trump if he were still with us.
RIP HST
>My hero

One poll came into the RCP average that just "changed it's methodology" to magically change from Trump +2 to Clinton +5.

Besides, look at the same poll but with Johnson and Stein added. They are tied.

youtube.com/watch?v=KaufX5jwOmc

REFUGEES NOT WELCOME HERE

SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR

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@83483347

So you support a corrupt lying warmongerer

How does that feel?

Neat, isnt the illegal?

they showed footage of it on Fox this morning, hopefully it gets to youtube so I can webm it