My neighbour just shouted "I want to kill someone!" outside of the back window

What do?

What colour?

Go offer yourself as tribute

yell back
GET A LIFE BIN THAT KNIFE M8

Tell him it's high noon

Does he seem like he's a practitioner of peace

He is white, he looks quite Celtic actually. Medium height, black hair. Perhaps from Ireland.

Incidentally we did have a Muslim neighbor and they nearly got in a fight,

Trips dont lie. Offer yourself as a virgin sacrifice

Get in there and let him kill you. Or are you a bigot?

I'm scared desu.

high noon?

Not this time, the practitioner of peace I had as a neighbor was probably worse though tbf desu.

I think he is of Irish descent desu.

give him a truck

>politics
Go to Sup Forums if you want to shitpost.

It is kind of political though man. There is a whole back story to this.

Roger that.

Yep, high noon

Go and red pill him about who the correct people to kill are.

Interestingly enough, we had a Muslim neighbor who turned out to be a rapist and is on the run. This guy who just shouted this and the Muslim nearly got into a pretty savage fight, the Muslim guy said "I am going to pull your eyes" out.

I think the Muslim guy is still at large in our city, if they happen to run into each other it could get nasty.

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scream I want a snow cone!

I don't want him to direct his anger at me tho lol, I am just here quietly trying to stay out of the path of the potentially murderous anger.. quite scary desu.

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Too bad you don't live in the US

All you would have to do is call in anonymously and claim he was waving a gun. The police will happily take care of the situation:^)

Bonus points if he is black or brown

World*Hiphop plx.

Heh, the police would prob just let him go though over here. And if he knew I phoned the police I might be done for.

>World*Hiphop plx.

Just a normal experience in modern day Brighton kek.