Be American

>Be American
>Be 50 dollars short on medicine
>Die

>be canadian
>get paper cut
>hahaha at least I don't have to mortgage my parents home like americans
>die of old age in queue

>Be Danish
>Get cancer
>Die before getting chemotherapy

Huh, well at least it was """free"""

can you pay more to get in first?

>be danish
>let american Sup Forumstards tell you about your country

My grandmother died of cancer before getting any treatment.

This actually happens

I know, the exact same thing happened

well, you see. the sad thing is that my post was a joke, where as yours wasn't really...

sry bud

i bet it was discovered when in its late stage
sorry for your loss

you didn't answer my question

>be american
>sneak a kinder surprise into the theatre
>pull it out of your AR-15's magazine
>someone reports you for eating it
>SWAT team breaks in and asks you to lick your elbow while doing a handstand and explaining Fermi's Paradox
>get shot
>everyone starts clapping
>have to go to the ER
>can't afford the treatment because you spent all your money on college
>surgeon shoots you
>nurses clap
>ask for a lawyer
>can't afford his services
>he shoots you again
>his assistant claps
>go to jail
>three meth-heads rape your bullet holes
>get free healthcare because your in jail
>serve your 10 years
>walk out a free man
>get shot
>bystanders clap
>die
>go to the morgue
>your family can't afford a funeral or cremation
>mortician shoots all of them
>god claps

...

no.

but. if you have the money, some people will cross over into the states for quicker treatment.

oh ok

>American level starts playing
>Get shot

US AMERICANS AM I RITE BRO?

If it is any consolation, your grandmother was probably a horrible person and her passing gave others a sense of improved wellbeing.
Good people generally don't reach a ripe old age.

ohh ther bud.. is it first day on Sup Forums there bud?

I literally give no fucks because my insurance is great. Sucks to suck I guess. I'll manage my $2k responsibility on my $200k bill.

>quicker
better

hahaha your economy is shit because Trump cut corporate taxes so much that Canada can't compete with us anymore and all your jobs are going away and you're all poor now. All that and your flag is a FUCKING LEAF.

Jesus Christ being Canadian must be depressing.

just fuck off

Anyone who insults a dane is gonna have to do so over my cold, dead body

...

>yours wasn't really
what an absolute retard

denmark is gay

Terrible even for an australian post.

>if you have the money, some people will cross over into the states
>the only thing preventing them from coming in droves is lack of disposable income
the absolute state of canada. sums your up country pretty nicely.

Sorry for your lose user.