So are you going to get a gf in 2018 anons?

So are you going to get a gf in 2018 anons?

fingers crossed.

Yea ill stay on Sup Forums and she'll come to me surely

That's the spirit ;)

No women are gay

this

2018's the year to get /fit/
2019 is the year of the gf

I got a gf in Year of GF 2015

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S : D

No, I'm not. Women intimidate me.

>No, I'm not. Women intimidate me.
are you short?

Maybe. I going to be trying my best to improve myself that year. More likely 2019.

I already have a gf

I did it bros, I finally overcame my inner autist and got a girl to like me

take the twink pill

I'm a social retard.
Even if I did get one, my meager 15cm penis wouldn't keep her for long.

I don't think my wife allow me to have a gf

nah I have one

Meh.

I've slept with a dozen women in the past half-year. Been talking to a girl for the past couple months, but I don't know what's going to wind up happening. The older I get, the harder it is to see myself committing to a relationship without having a serious impetus to do so.

with all my acne scars i doubt it

No, I'm taller than the average here.
However, I dislike sluts, and any woman who shows the smallest interest in me strikes me as a slut. Since I lack flirting experience, I assume that a woman that I can get is a woman that anyone can get. If a woman has already had a partner, I assume that she treats her sexuality as part of her personality, whereas I would rather date a traditional woman who is ashamed of it and will let me control her. Finding pure, chaste women has become impossible. So I have accepted perpetual wizardry.

Ok, now wait a couple years and you will
- surrender your free will
- fuck once a year
- learn to love being alone at home

>girl I like confides in me that she likes another bloke

haha...

fuck him in the ass to assert dominance

Nah. I have given up.

> any woman who shows the smallest interest in me strikes me as a slut

oh Pablo

no

Probably not, no. I'd like to though obviously, I just know that I won't try.

But i already have one and i am becoming slowly bored of the mixture of "i want to see you all the time, but you have to tell me what we are going to do because i cant decide for myself"

>i want to see you all the time, but you have to tell me what we are going to do because i cant decide for myself"
Why women always do that? Age doesn't matter 18 or 30 they all do this shit.

I've had two on the past thee years and both dumped me because my dick is dead. I hate myself and I just want to blow my brains out but we don't have guns here and hero by police doesn't work neither.

Its so tiresome

15 cm is fine, stop watching porn

>get a gf
No and never will.
I just don't care, don't get me wrong: i'm not gay nor asexual.
Even tho i like girls and their features it ends on itself. I mean like a normie who see a nice car, he'll look at it maybe express a positive view and then he go on its own way

That sounds like psycopathy

>hero by police doesn't work
They don't carry guns?

bet you own an onahole

How about /suicide2018/ instead.

Haha, yes

Got a lovely smart and beautiful girl this month and we are both in love, it truly is the greatest feeling there is anons. I am happier than ever. Merry Christmas and 2018 will be a good year for all of you.

Fuck you toothpaste kankermongool

I hope your gf will die

No, 2018 will be the year of /fit/, 2019 will be the year of /fit/++, 2020 will be the year of /military/, then i hope to join the special forces

I hope your mom dies
I'll pray for that

I'm going to get a job and get the surgery to remove man boobs.

i'll get a gf despite my shitty skin
just watch me

tell me where you live I'll slit your throat

>someone it's not like me, reeeeeee
I've always been alone and fact that during high school i've never had contact with girls during puberty (also there were only two 0/10 ones in the whole school) didn't helped. Thus interest in sex and fuck just faded away with time though i still like a nice female body.
So does the fact that there was water on mars changed your life?
I'll rather buy some /o/ or Sup Forums shits if had money to waste instead of weebo crap
That's the plan
>the choosen one
>one month
>pure love
Tell me about your disney denial when your balls will be empty, kiddo