Happening: HOT AIR BALLOON WITH 16 PEOPLE CRASHES, BURNS, IN TEXAS

Happening: HOT AIR BALLOON WITH 16 PEOPLE CRASHES, BURNS, IN TEXAS.

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Time to ban assault hot air balloons.

wtf I hate balloons now

this would not have happend if #NoHighCapacityBallons

>that edit

Oh no! No the #Cruzmissile!

wfh I'm #WithHerNow.

Crashing this balloon.. with no survivors

don't let Bill know, he'd have a stroke!

>witnesses reported seeing this man fleeing the scene

THE FIRE RISES

The humanity!

Can this man go a single day without relentless bloodshed? Monster...

F
Hope they make it

Correspondents are saying his first name is Samuel but no one knows his last name, he seems to be hyding.

youtube.com/watch?v=EGB1ymi0OVg

Was about to post this. Guess I'm 2slow4u.

Kek

It's none other than international terrorist and war criminal Samuel Al-Haidi

i hope they were liberal

The reports are saying that the hot air balloon was hijacked on september 11, 2001 in New York. It immediately diverted course full speed towards Texas with the intention of crashing into "Big Tex", causing collateral. This failed for obvious reasons.

They didn't fly so good.

That's a big balloon

Someone get this hothead outta here

>tfw my uncle died when a hot air balloon crashed into power lines before I was born

Ironically, I became an electrical engineer.

Alright, think of some Twitter names to troll Ghost with. DeflatedTexans? Popped&Dropped? C'mon niggas step up.

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Fuck off you CYBER VERMIN!

Loool, didn't they realize all the excess co2 would ignite if they set fire to it. Global Warming. Don't you even hindenburg? Guess nazis never learn

BalónEnFuego

HotDealsOnBalloonRides

That the CIA guy s line numbnuts

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

For you

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DroppedHardInLockhart

AChallengerAppears

Shit, the second one might be a bit too esoteric...

#NotallBalloons

#JeSuisBalloon

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All those fucking cucks on that balloon. All clambering to get the best pic for facebook, and Instagram. All the fake enthusiasm in their twitter posts about going on this balloon ride.

>BURN BABY BURN

haha bane joke lmfao

This is why recent terrorist attacks aren't going to change anything. As long as more people are dying from fucking hot air balloon accidents than in a terror shooting, no one's going to give a fuck.

>No survivors

It's all going according to plan

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The delgates, Donald.

>Be American
>Go on balloon ride
>Crash

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>be american
>die on balloon ride
Cant make this shit up.

FUCKING

LEAF

NIGGER

Please be white Please be white Please be white Please be white Please be white Please be white Please be white Please be white

I fucking love slow happening weekends.

>posting a $12 bill

>hot air balloon
Why do people still do this?

>16 people on a hot air balloon

how big can those baskets get? i thought only 3 people maximum could get on

FROGS CAN'T FLY

kekd

>be american
>get on balloon
>have to show passport, walk through security, and get cavity search to get onboard
>can't bring any liquids, high fructose corn syrup(TM) cola and 0.9 percent alcohol by weight bud extra extra light(TM) is sold for 20 bucks on board
>can't lift because i'm so full of freedom
>balloon crashes, "made in USA"
>ambulance comes
>"sorry you don't have health insurance"
>lie on ground bleeding
>thick bones completely broken
>get shot

>be swedish
>fap to the sounds of the rest of your family getting cucked by jamals

They are all dead.

>Sources claim the man can be identified as Samuel Hydenburg

Please be Ghost

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Happened about 30 miles from my house.

Remington 700?

And nothing of value was lost.

#NotAllBalloons

wow keep us posted

>no video.

whats the point of the thread then?

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this balloon.

Kek

>no survivors

M E M E
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>yfw it was a bunch of beaners trying to float over the border with a gas canister and a stolen weather balloon

16 fatalities, ballon caught on fire and crashed in a field.

>be Sven
>get cucked

How the fuck do you fit that many people inside a hot air balloon? Was it a clown air balloon?

>Hot air balloon

What city do you live in?

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Close to Bastrop

kek, I love balloons now

This cannot become the new "normal."

There's no need to own a balloon that flies that high.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN STRIKES AGAIN

>"that's a big basket"

MEME MAGIC IS BECOMING REAL

fb.com/CCTXOEM/photos/a.424186777669052.1073741829.382284801859250/1055655947855462/?type=3&theater

Oh television media, you never cease to amaze.

>BREAKING NEWS!
>HOT AIR BALLOON JUST CAME DOWN IN A BALL OF FIRE IN TEXAS!
>16 CHILDREN SLAUGHTERED BY THIS TRAGIC HOT AIR BALLOON ATTACK!
>NO KNOWN SURVIVORS!

And then tomorrow of course

>oh btw sorry for lying out the ass yesterday, here's the not-hyped up bullshit story now that we actually have facts to report.

Horribly underrated.

not a happening dudem8 just a fucking accidento.

I live in Bastrop. You must be that smithville guy I talked to in Sup Forums a few years back

>Sam Hindenberg

ftfy

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Could be. I live outside Smithville in the sticks. But I'm sure there are more 4channers from that area.

What year did you graduate? I we probably know some mutual people

>wheres ted?
>ted's dead baby

But i dont get on Sup Forums so it wasn't me

twitter.com/MarcusonFOX7/status/759417441940189186

>no survivors

2003

get a room

HOLY SHIT

CRASHING THIS AIR BALLOON WITH NO SURVIVORS