Is anyone else the literal personifcation of their country?

Is anyone else the literal personifcation of their country?

>be kiwi
>lost my virginity by getting butt fucked by an australian girl (male)

I feel like this truly sums up New Zealand's place in the world

that you, sally?

was s(he) gentle m8?

Was she hot?

Fuck I envy you

>finland
>autistic virgin

It wasn't very painful but I shit blood for the next day or so

how did you meet h(im)er?

you should tell her to get that checked out, cum's supposed to be white

>from california
>smart, attractive, easy going

damn feels good wew

melbournes backpage. New zealand has no passable trannies (they're all polynesian men in drag), so I fucked a bunch while in melbourne for my sister's wedding

you fucked a bunch of them?

can't have been that bad then

I was there for two weeks, and I visited 6 different girls while I was there. I never planned on being a bottom, but the first one I visited thought it was cute I was losing my virginity to her and pressured me into trying it. It's not something I enjoyed, and I didn't do it again with the rest of them.

>It's not something I enjoyed, and I didn't do it again with the rest of them.

whatever cunt i bet you specifically asked the other five to top

Wish I had done this before getting a gf just to get it out of my system

>Finland

>A hapless drunk
>(and a part time junkie)

>pay a whore hundred(s?) of dollars for sex
>she (he) pressure you into taking his dick instead

This is either Sissy Sally Socks or another Australian gay-posting with an NZ proxy

Long Island
>rich as fuck
>likes billy joel

only the good die youuuuuung

>Malaysia
>Lazy fuck who can't get shit done without being spoonfed
wew
how do I get off this ride

LIVING THE DREAM!

Can you post images of them?

>American
>fat
>got shot once

I ain't complaining. I can still do what is required (work). My liver might not agree tho.

>kiwi
>name is literally Daniel
>sister married a chink with the last name 'Chang'
>ex-wife cheated on me with a samoan

...

>northern Virginia
>clinically depressed over stressed anxiety ridden virgin
>have some friends but we're all strung out shut ins or burnouts
>from a wealthy transplant family that works for the government and was always too busy to properly take care of me
>work for the government
proud to represent one of the most successful yet dysfunctional areas of the US

You only lose your v-card when you bum someone not by getting bummed

that's where you're wrong, bucko

delet this

>Californian
>Chicano
Yeah.

I would pay good money for the last part

>lost my virginity
you're a virgin until you have actual sex and fuck a woman you fucking faggot

you're gay.
you can get filipino mommies, girls and lolis but yet, you went for some ooga trannies. I'm so speeechless.

Probably not. No one on backpage will let you take pictures of anything, considering it's illegal in most countries still

>be Dutch
>barely smoked weed (shared 3 joints in my life)
>not tall (only 183cm)
>doesn't want to fuck a whore
>not a cheapskate

I failed it

A male only loses his virginity when he penetrates a vagina (although I would say anal, where the guy penetrates, would count too).

>lost virginity to a fat black jewish girl

noice

>went to school that was 90% non white
>most personal contact is hockey related

being socially stunted from the first led to the second

I'm also from Northern Virginia. I'm none of those things except the second to last one.