Who would you cast in a Tomb Raider film?

Who would you cast in a Tomb Raider film?

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Idris Elba

Gal Got

anyone other than the chick they got to do it.

also Kira is amazing

damn thats hot

A busty attractive white brunette who can portray sophisticated confidence without crossing the line into feminist power fantasy. English nationality not necessary as accents can be faked.

Frankly I'm drawing a blank...

Assuming it's based off of new Lara

She's make a great Tomb Raider imo

Why did Camcam not get an thread for her 18th birthday :((

I want to make Kira a mommy

Gal Gadot

You just described Alicia Vikander

Good choice. She's a wonderful girl

easy

Giv daughterfu

I don't have anything against blacks and I'm not a racist, but most black pornstars don't arouse me at all. I guess its like if you're straight and you see some gay porn, it generally doesn't do anything for you seeing two buff guys pounding each other. I actually spoke to my cousin about this before, and he confirmed that this is actually quite common, but nobody seems to have coined a name for this form of sexual preference.

I guess I'm not 100% in the camp of this emerging new sexuality, as there are some exceptions for me (e.g. Jezabel Vessir), but I wish the media would pay attention and give a label so that I could start seeking greater representation, as I don't feel that any of the characters I see in film or tv fully represent my sexuality.

I said attractive and white... she has a jewish/italian complexion and has a busted face.

I can't

Me personally? Paul Dano

I think they should use a minority transwoman. The bigots won't like it at first, but I really think that it would set a precedent, and allow us to progress towards a more diverse and inclusive society.

Slavs are minority yes?

As long as its one of the good guy slavs, not like those evil Russian subhuman bigots

Katrina Law

A transgender black feminist bitch

So funny and original, this board really never disappoints.

Before she got a ton of work done to herself, I would have said Megan Fox, but honestly a woman doesn't exist in industry right now that has gravitas to make tomb raider work.

and you might think its easy to make female indiana jones, but just wait for the new one with the flat fridge alicia vanker or whatever her name is coming out.

Now you'll see some ugly ethnic bitch playing a chick that is supposed to be a brunette, white british chick with huge tits.

The new iteration is cancer, people that like alicia are nig cancer on steroids and that is all you will get for future.

Have fun wasting your money on shit that goes against your interests.

Christina Hendricks of course

she would have made a better wonder woman too

a hot fit chick with big tits

>hot
>big tits

Chanel Preston

Enji Night.

>Who would you cast in a Tomb Raider film?

This beauty from Tomb Raider Legend days, still the #1

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What did he mean by this?

Came here to post this

Wrong ethnicity. Unironically.

This

ANABOLIC

kira is fit and has big tits

God damn. How's her ass?

Jordyn Jones

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fuck yes

That's lovely. I've been trying to get my girlfriend into lifting with me and she's against it. But she's been doing yoga which is helping her booty a bit.

giv fit gf

Physically strong, Mentally weak

She's still way better than other women.

I'd watch that

Sadly most black pornstars are not that beautiful. They're either trashy ghetto crackwhores, thicccc booty landwhales, or flat as a plank.

Girls like Kiwi Sweet were GOAT, but for some reason there's no modern equivalent.

Your waifu a shit, Pretty sure she has body dysmorphia

My gf is getting big but she's on gear.

>Frekles on her chest
>JUST on her chest
WTF total turnoff

> all these /fit/ girls
Massive tits, massive ass, more muscles than the alpha-est of alpha males, rough, man faces... Shit tier pleb taste

Chest freckles girl's face is nice though

W-who is she?

that's not entirely a bad thing

any nudes?

Yeah, she is a pornstar.

roxyqueflexx

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Oh my God thank you user.

Can't believe those tits are natural. God loves us.

A shame she's only 5'2"

her

I read she is 5'5"

But I dont really care for such small difference in height. As long she is T H I C C, Im Ok with it.

Also, the test she is taking must be putting her sex drive to the roof.

Gemma is the only option.

:3

pit whore

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Slenderwoman The Movie

Are /fit/ girls patrician?

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No. They are for closet homos.

Post the one with her posing next to her steroids

Yeah, but I don't mind

She's perfect for it really

Jynx Maze

When did her hips get so big?

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interesting

more like womb raider

kek

Idris Elba is always the answer