White Dude Answering Questions about Japan

Burger living in Japan here. I've been here over a year now. I am here to answer weeb questions, about Gaijin life in Japan. I'll be monitoring this thread for about an hour. Sample questions include:

1) Do Japanese women really love American dick that much?
2) Where is the best place to go
3) Is Anime a side effect of radiation?
4) What happens when you stand behind a Jap on a train and whisper into their ear "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

Here to answer your questions bois.

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Do you molest women on the train?

do you ever just jack off on the train

you filthy weeb

No I do not! As a white dude, there is no need to be pervy. Japanese women flock to you in droves. Japanese men are complete beta's and there are tons of women for the picking.

On a side note, the back of the trains in Tokyo are known as the "Purple Cars", specific cars for only women during commute hours so they do not get groped on the way to work.

Nah but someone once grabbed my ass and I got a hard on.

Poles have no jobs in Japan because toilets here clean themselves.

okay, next question
how many black people have you seen

>White Dude
>Burger living in Japan
pick one and only one

Very few, but enough. Usually black people at restaurants have all the Japanese women coming out and giggling. The younger generation loves darkies but the older people will walk to the next train if a black dude gets on it.

Easy there Mohammed, only the Sith deal in absolutes.

Can't stand yellowfever having numales like you

English teacher?

I'm here for my job. Although I am familiar with anime, it's mostly mainstream stuff like Naruto and Akira. I am far from a neckbeard but honestly living in Japan has made me a bit of a weeb I guess.

but you are japanese

kys たけし

another question now
IS anime a side effect of radiation

Yes, absolutely. It's their way of coping with what happened.

pretty sure names are in katakana

>I'm here for a job
You deliberately became an English teacher to teach there don't kid yourself
Or you're in the military willingly to die for Israel

>pretty sure names are in katakana
no they're not

Typical edgy meme post you'd expect from a resident of Burgerland. I bet you posted cryptic suicide messages on Facebook over the holidays too.

>American
>White

Are you similar to this guy?

>Over a year

Kek.

Hello there Tim of Tokyo, how's work at Happy Giraffe English going?

JaYoe Japan Q&A LiveStream
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I have finished cycling from Hokkaido to Okinawa over the last few months. Ask me questions about my trip and my impressions of Japan throughout my journey! This live stream will last as long as it takes... so ask away as I chew away at the service on my phone. All my Japan Videos can be seen on this handy dandy page I set up: jayoe.com/japan

Traveled all the major land masses: Hokkaido Honshu Shikoku Kyushu Okinawa and 21 prefectures

Don't you hijack my thread you faggot

well make it more interesting you stupid fuck.

are you black?

I know you by watching some your video. How about Japanese people, are they autistic or racist like according to Sup Forums saying?

Once they leave high schoo they become either drones or autists with no middle ground.

The autists come in "incapable of social activity" and "stuck in a strange delusion" varieties.

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What's the most interesting nip you've met?

How long do the "Japanese" (read: Zainichi Korean) sluts hang around once they find out that you're on $25k/year "teaching" English?