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Edition: another Tuesday with the lads.

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nice day of food and footy on the telly ahead lads

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Really wish I had some opiates

need my bollocks stretched out over the opening

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Gonna text her again to try to convince her to meet me this week so I can make her love me again.

anyone who unironically uses "prole" in regular speech is worthy of a hat

Why is Google allowed to deplatform people?

i like it when the bum sticks out

Love this time of year, lad. There's footy on every single day.

love girls (boys)

what's the plan for Boxing day lids?

me too

"bones become structural reinforcement to a bridge"

fuck that was such a clever analogy, didn't expect it from a yank tbqh

went round mums and she has the crimbo tree up, I said "bit early init" lmao

hmmm bit gay lah

>"bones become structural reinforcement to a bridge"

>fuck that was such a clever analogy, didn't expect it from a yank tbqh

footy on telly and scran
sorted

off to watch Southend get kicked up and down the pitch by Charlton in a bit

big bash
turkey pie
football
beer
incest porn

Cousin got a dress for christmas that is unironically smaller than all of my t-shirts and I'm a foot taller than her. Her arse hangs out even without bending over. Bad parenting.

ffs

Gonna go shopping and buy attractive clothes to re-attract the protogf

mmm...

keep filling my stupid folder pls

The British carried out mass hangings following India's First War of Independence in 1857.

Britain cries out for socialism

waving my dick in the wind

Here's a rare one

pretty horrific but that's a really aesthetic photo

those all look like indians to me

my IQ isn't smart enough to understand british humuor

and?

yeah that Superdry/Hollister deadstock will really do the trick ;)

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do abnormally large dogs please i like dogs

my personal favourite

Starving at 4 am with nothing to eat and nothing opens for another couple hours
Fantastic

More British than you Ali

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probably don't do it like that desu

If you love dogs so much why don't you marry one?

Luckily I know exactly what style gets her going, so I'm going to exploit that knowledge.

four (4) girls after me at once

is a mad ting

>Starving

Why not

our fascist government probably wouldn't allow it

be hard to explain to grandma as well

share the load

im not even particularly ugly but the concept of being attractive to girls seems so strange

pray this thread doth not contain so much as a single velocipeder

what should i have for my lunch?

>tfw no girls have her been after you.

get /fit/ and spend money on good clothes, easy peasy

have you tried just being yourself

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Thank las

depends how the text will read i guess. it can't read desperate or you're fugged

Fish N Chips.

Philly cheese steak

>cheap nigger labour = ability to expand infrastructure almost indefinitely
Wrong. You need skilled doctors, teachers, electricians, plumbers, etc to expand infrastructure. Unless you want to live like the immigrants did in their home country.

How is a stable, steady population level "death on the world stage?" We need young blood to look after us when we're old folk, whose numbers are growing and whose productive days are behind them. But creating more competition for the services they need by importing a demographic which will be an economic loss, that just makes the problem worse, not better.

We need incentives for families, not disincentives like skyrocketing house prices and classroom sizes, and falling wages for a large part of society (all caused or exacerbated by mass immigration).

chins up phimo :)

going to some music festival with my m8s and a big group of girls lads.

expectations are i fuck one but im desperately hung up on the ex gf so it's about a farts chance in a boiler of that happening

no
no

Good post

The oneitis and I will be together one day

I just know it

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I also used to have phimo desu....


t. 4 girls guy

In fact there are 2 more than are into me...it's honestly getting a bit much.

do both of those things but im not handsome enough to turn a girls head in the street and im very autistic to the point of having no friends apart from my parents

do you prefer lager or ale?

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You'll fuck it up like you did with the subway girl

Don't want to be a lab rat in this American social experiment lads

>asians in uk are pakis

Ale unless it's very hot

But my ale I mean yank-esque pale ales, IPAs, saisons etc. rather than best bitter (unless it's deep winter)

It technically is but they are all brown Muslims so the mind evokes something else

It's more dismissive and borderline insulting lmao. I know she has reservations because she still has feelings for me that she wants to die away for things to be easier. Plan is to tease her for being so worried and all that cuz if neither of us have feelings then meeting up doesn't mean anything more than two friends hanging out. So she either admits she has feelings or meets me.

Foolproof

>yank-esque pale ales, IPAs, saisons etc. rather than best bitter (unless it's deep winter)

absolute runt kill yourself

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too comfy to leave bed and go to gym

The demographics shifts in europe and the USA are government policy

oh just fuck off

dead inside, but I still smile

>doctors, teachers, electricians, plumbers, etc to expand infrastructure

all of those will be employed as you are growing increasing purchasing power and decreasing unemployment.

>We need young blood to look after us

thats what i said. You're not making them tho. Not enough. I wish you were. You think it makes me happy to go to London and see brown and black faces?

>We need incentives for families

you already have those, you have no idea how good you have it. Just look at what white British single mothers get and benefits. You're only mad when these same benefits also go to someone who isnt white that's all.

>falling wages

this is an international problem not exclusive to you. I make less than what my dad made when he was my age and im 2 levels of education above him and prices are more than tenfold. Thats just a fact of life EVERYWHERE you can thank the Jew for that. Its got nothing to do with tax paying Pajeet who sells panani or whatever the fck their bread is called

me the chinese lad

What's the matter lad?

same, not exercised since Friday

Jamie never loses.
Look at those Christmas spikes.

A coal miner from Kentucky is oppressing barrack Obama lads

Fat disgusting people

What's your new years resolution lads?

yeah?

I don't see any Brits in that pic. But yeah, hanging and mass executions were commonplace in 1857. But hey, let's be sure to focus on the time voldemort's evil British empire did it to these innocent rebel jedi harry potter Indians.

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I hate Harry Potter leftism t b h

his wife is surprisingly good looking for him being so fat and ugly

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Google using one of those shit projections that doesn't scale Northern Canada and Greenland down.

dont think ill ever get gf, not necessarily because of my looks or social ability, but because im not the "type", and if you dont know what that means well then my friend we have nothing more to discuss ;)

This image made me laugh becuase of how stupid is

I find JK extremely sexy, lads.

why aren't australia and new zealand also stretched?