Edition: another Tuesday with the lads.
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nice day of food and footy on the telly ahead lads
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Really wish I had some opiates
need my bollocks stretched out over the opening
Gonna text her again to try to convince her to meet me this week so I can make her love me again.
anyone who unironically uses "prole" in regular speech is worthy of a hat
Why is Google allowed to deplatform people?
i like it when the bum sticks out
Love this time of year, lad. There's footy on every single day.
love girls (boys)
what's the plan for Boxing day lids?
me too
"bones become structural reinforcement to a bridge"
fuck that was such a clever analogy, didn't expect it from a yank tbqh
went round mums and she has the crimbo tree up, I said "bit early init" lmao
hmmm bit gay lah
>"bones become structural reinforcement to a bridge"
>fuck that was such a clever analogy, didn't expect it from a yank tbqh
footy on telly and scran
sorted
off to watch Southend get kicked up and down the pitch by Charlton in a bit
big bash
turkey pie
football
beer
incest porn
Cousin got a dress for christmas that is unironically smaller than all of my t-shirts and I'm a foot taller than her. Her arse hangs out even without bending over. Bad parenting.
ffs
Gonna go shopping and buy attractive clothes to re-attract the protogf
mmm...
keep filling my stupid folder pls
The British carried out mass hangings following India's First War of Independence in 1857.
Britain cries out for socialism
waving my dick in the wind
Here's a rare one
pretty horrific but that's a really aesthetic photo
those all look like indians to me
my IQ isn't smart enough to understand british humuor
and?
yeah that Superdry/Hollister deadstock will really do the trick ;)
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do abnormally large dogs please i like dogs
my personal favourite
Starving at 4 am with nothing to eat and nothing opens for another couple hours
Fantastic
More British than you Ali
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probably don't do it like that desu
If you love dogs so much why don't you marry one?
Luckily I know exactly what style gets her going, so I'm going to exploit that knowledge.
four (4) girls after me at once
is a mad ting
>Starving
Why not
our fascist government probably wouldn't allow it
be hard to explain to grandma as well
share the load
im not even particularly ugly but the concept of being attractive to girls seems so strange
pray this thread doth not contain so much as a single velocipeder
what should i have for my lunch?
>tfw no girls have her been after you.
get /fit/ and spend money on good clothes, easy peasy
have you tried just being yourself
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Thank las
depends how the text will read i guess. it can't read desperate or you're fugged
Fish N Chips.
Philly cheese steak
>cheap nigger labour = ability to expand infrastructure almost indefinitely
Wrong. You need skilled doctors, teachers, electricians, plumbers, etc to expand infrastructure. Unless you want to live like the immigrants did in their home country.
How is a stable, steady population level "death on the world stage?" We need young blood to look after us when we're old folk, whose numbers are growing and whose productive days are behind them. But creating more competition for the services they need by importing a demographic which will be an economic loss, that just makes the problem worse, not better.
We need incentives for families, not disincentives like skyrocketing house prices and classroom sizes, and falling wages for a large part of society (all caused or exacerbated by mass immigration).
chins up phimo :)
going to some music festival with my m8s and a big group of girls lads.
expectations are i fuck one but im desperately hung up on the ex gf so it's about a farts chance in a boiler of that happening
no
no
Good post
The oneitis and I will be together one day
I just know it
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I also used to have phimo desu....
t. 4 girls guy
In fact there are 2 more than are into me...it's honestly getting a bit much.
do both of those things but im not handsome enough to turn a girls head in the street and im very autistic to the point of having no friends apart from my parents
do you prefer lager or ale?
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You'll fuck it up like you did with the subway girl
Don't want to be a lab rat in this American social experiment lads
>asians in uk are pakis
Ale unless it's very hot
But my ale I mean yank-esque pale ales, IPAs, saisons etc. rather than best bitter (unless it's deep winter)
It technically is but they are all brown Muslims so the mind evokes something else
It's more dismissive and borderline insulting lmao. I know she has reservations because she still has feelings for me that she wants to die away for things to be easier. Plan is to tease her for being so worried and all that cuz if neither of us have feelings then meeting up doesn't mean anything more than two friends hanging out. So she either admits she has feelings or meets me.
Foolproof
>yank-esque pale ales, IPAs, saisons etc. rather than best bitter (unless it's deep winter)
absolute runt kill yourself
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too comfy to leave bed and go to gym
The demographics shifts in europe and the USA are government policy
oh just fuck off
dead inside, but I still smile
>doctors, teachers, electricians, plumbers, etc to expand infrastructure
all of those will be employed as you are growing increasing purchasing power and decreasing unemployment.
>We need young blood to look after us
thats what i said. You're not making them tho. Not enough. I wish you were. You think it makes me happy to go to London and see brown and black faces?
>We need incentives for families
you already have those, you have no idea how good you have it. Just look at what white British single mothers get and benefits. You're only mad when these same benefits also go to someone who isnt white that's all.
>falling wages
this is an international problem not exclusive to you. I make less than what my dad made when he was my age and im 2 levels of education above him and prices are more than tenfold. Thats just a fact of life EVERYWHERE you can thank the Jew for that. Its got nothing to do with tax paying Pajeet who sells panani or whatever the fck their bread is called
me the chinese lad
What's the matter lad?
same, not exercised since Friday
Jamie never loses.
Look at those Christmas spikes.
A coal miner from Kentucky is oppressing barrack Obama lads
Fat disgusting people
What's your new years resolution lads?
yeah?
I don't see any Brits in that pic. But yeah, hanging and mass executions were commonplace in 1857. But hey, let's be sure to focus on the time voldemort's evil British empire did it to these innocent rebel jedi harry potter Indians.
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I hate Harry Potter leftism t b h
his wife is surprisingly good looking for him being so fat and ugly
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Google using one of those shit projections that doesn't scale Northern Canada and Greenland down.
dont think ill ever get gf, not necessarily because of my looks or social ability, but because im not the "type", and if you dont know what that means well then my friend we have nothing more to discuss ;)
This image made me laugh becuase of how stupid is
I find JK extremely sexy, lads.
why aren't australia and new zealand also stretched?