Have any of you met any celebs?

I was at a party with this guy in NYC. You could see him every where in Manhattan. I dated models, and he was always hanging around them and friends of friends.

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Jonah, you need to stop. This is getting unhealthy.

I met Leonardo DiCaprio once in Barnes and noble. He was a lot shorter than I thought and smelled like cottage cheese.

He was furiously flipping through a Jodi piccoult book mumbling to himself


>I didn't get a picture
>he almost bit my finger

When he showed up at the party he was in cargo shorts, newpaper boy hat, beard. He looked like a neckbeard. Had an entire group of models around him. But the entire party was full of models. Also, just because a girl is a model doesn't mean they can be in his circle. He turned down one of my friends.

Ok?

He was alone when I met him

Eric Andre
Stephen Colbert
"Who is Sup Forums" Lady I though about asking her to say it, but chickened out

Loads of DJs.
No actors or actresses.

You can't just list names.

If that's the case I met prince Charles and hope solo

Why did he almost bite your finger? At the party I stared him down and he looked back at me like he was ready to fight. I was kind of drunk and didn't realize I was looking at him so hard.

He dropped his lanyard that his keys were on so I picked it up to give it to him but because he was reading he didn't have a free hand and lunged for it with his mouth.

I'm sure it was all in jest but between the smell and the mumbling I was pretty Shaken up

Sylvester Stallone said 'no' while he walked past me as I stood there starstruck. Didn't even look at me.

This was in Amsterdam in mid 90s.

Meet all of them at the RNC convention last year. Eric Andre interrupted Alex Jones and I got a pic with him probably right after this. Told him he was shorter than I expected
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Stephen Colbert showed up at a RNC event the day before at the Cleveland Rock n Roll HOF, and I got a pic with him

I randomly stumbled upon Brooke Baldwin at a downtown Cleveland bar

lmao i literally spilled my drink on screen

thats pretty bizarre. The girl I was with (model, girl I was dating) knew one of his friends. She said I could meet him if I wanted. I refused. I was also kind of hammered. It was only at the end of the night when he was leaving did we lock eyes and as he walked by me he starred me down hard. It was really weird because I really like Leo and he looked super pissed as walked past me/starred me down. I probably looked really pissed too but I was drunk and not realizing what was going on kek.

Stevie Nicks
Worst bj I ever had.

He was pissed because you didn't want to meet him. He was probably going to fuck with you, some sort of faggy alpha shit (if this story is true at all anyways.)
I hope you kept your eyes on him until he looked away, looking away from another man's stare in a situation where you're not going to get beaten/possibly murdered is tantamount to letting him fuck you in the ass.

I saw Leo at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is almost perfect looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's Xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business.

> I hope you kept your eyes on him until he looked away, looking away from another man's stare in a situation where you're not going to get beaten/possibly murdered is tantamount to letting him fuck you in the ass.


I kept my eyes locked on him. He broke contact first and never looked back at me.

Is this the greatest pasta of all time?

It's the only one that still makes me laugh after 100 times.

Ate in an Indian restaurant next to pic related with another elderly woman and a young girl. As she leaves, we ask, "excuse me, are you -" "yes." and then she leaves.

wow youre trash at telling stories

My stepmom was best friends with Steve Buscemi in high school. We went to a screening of one of his films with a Q&A afterward, and she used her question to make a really cringey inside joke that only he understood, but he was genuinely pleased to see her. Then I talked to him and he seemed annoyed that I got into a high school that his son didn't get into. His son is a total douchebag who plays in some local NYC bands, but Buscemi (or as my stepmom calls him "Buce") seems like a really nice guy

I haven't talked to him directly (because fuck celebs), but i often see Michael Cera walking on my commute back home. At least once i've seen him glance at me directly with that "aren't you gonna point me out" look, but i probably could just be misinterpreting it.

A few. I'm nobody special, though.

Had drinks with Blly West. It was Wizard World Chicago '04 and they were selling these new Ren and Stimpy FIredogs toys. He had a flight lyover and made a surprise appearance for the hell f it.

Glen Shadix. I was new ot the whole autograph thing and dind't realize people at the booths charged. Went to get his autograph and he said I could pick any photo chose one fo him and Catherine what's her name from Beetlejuice, he remarked, in his gay way, "Oh! Love those shoes!" about the photo. SIgned it, and said "Tweeenty."

I was caught offguard and checked my pockets, I had $7. I told him that and that I could track my girlfriend down and get the rest if he'd hold the photo for me. He looked around, and said "Well... Jst don't tell anybody." and took my seven. AFter that I e-mailed him, reminded him of who I was, and we were e-mail friends up until he died. It was pretty sad for me when he passed. HSi partner e-mailed me letting me know what happened, and thanked me for being a Glen's buddy all those years. Never got to know th partner, though. Don't even remember his name

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View Askew was selling things at one con i went to, Walt Flanagan was manning the booth and I bought one of those weed dealers union cards. Not a weed guy but I do like having movie props. Everyone was hanging around to see Kevin Smith as e had been manning the booth on and off. About two hours later I ran into him at the hotel bar/restaurant. He was leaving the restroom as I was headed in. I did the "You've got something on your shirt" joke (I do that to nearly everyone) and when I came out of the bathroom he was wolfing down half a sandwich so I said hey and he seemed receptive and friend so we got a few minutes.

I stoppd by the booth later and he was there so I asked if he wanted to grab abte after the dealer's room closed. HE did and we just shot the shit. Didn't really talk about any career or work stuff, just hung out.

Sent him an e-mail after and he replied but things just dropped off.

you mean college? i didn't know there was that much competition for high schools...
kek, he should have made his son study for school instead of letting him waste his time playing shitty music in garages. it's always the kids of successful people that tend to be complete morons who have no intention of achieving anything in life. what's his sons name?

I met that douche who voices the blonde kid from Full Metal Alchemist. Not much to say there. He was outside of a tlak he just gave, I split a bottle of water with him and we chatted. He 's a egotist and really isn't that great at what he does. He was receptive to more chatting but I couldn't stand him.

This one doesn't count really as meeting but Lou Ferigno (sp?) was at one event doing an autograph booth. The only reason I mention it is that he's a very soft spoken, extremely polite person. I would have liked to have spent some time with him outside of that environment.

I have a few others but I'm not sure what you folks count as "celebrities". I mean, shit, Glen Shadix was pretty close to me as far as someone I cared about but I doubt any of you even register the name.

I met Robert Knepper (the rapistmurderer from Prisonbreak) outside of a convention once where he was writing autographs for 10$. He looked pissed and irritated as fuck

I was at a boat show in 1983. I was there to see Mr. T, who was signing autographs at a booth. However, the line was really long for Mr. T and my friend's mom, who brought us, didn't want to wait so we didn't get in line.
Instead, I got in line for Anson "Potsy" Williams from "Happy Days". He was as unexcited to see me as I was to see him.

This guy's a fucking asshole. I guess I can't say I met him, but I saw him interacting with people. I could have said hi to him, but I didn't want to.

I regularly hooked up with Noomi Rapace when we were filming Män som hatar kvinnor

I was at the Bellagio casino in Las Vegas, and saw Gene Simmons walking by. Very loudly, I said "Holy shit, it's Gene Simmons!"

He flipped me off and entered an unmarked elevator, presumably to exclusive celebrity quarters. It was the greatest day of my life.

I was at a local film festival and Colin Farrell was there, because he was promoting an indie flick he made. I saw him in the theater and in the bar across the street. He was drinking water, so I credit him with that. I didn't go to him to talk to him, because I realized that I couldn't think of anything I liked about his work.

pretty cool if true?
care to tell us more?

Met Bill Murray at pebble beach. I was about 12 at the time and had an incredible hulk shirt on, after he teed off he came right up to me got face to face then growled and flexed his muscles imitating the hulk.

I don't believe you :^)

Got drunk with Michael Rooker at an airport in philly when our plane was delayed four hours. Just shot the shit and he had me watch his bag while he went to take a piss. He was drinking a different beer everytime he ordered,

mang some actors seem like utter cunts, like yeah we get that people pester you but if a chill fan just makes eye contact or attempts to start a conversation not just beg for a photo just allow it, no need to be a cunt.

i bet she can flex her vagina muscles. she's muscular as fuck. can you confirm this?

haven't met any but saw mads mikelson at comic con in toronto from about 300 yards away

i even got an extremely low resolution picture of his face about 15 x 15 pixels

I was camping in Florida years ago and got a really nasty sunburn.
I was in misery, walking to the public bathrooms when I heard
>DAMN BROTHER, THATS ONE HELL OF A BURN.
Suddenly Hulk Hogan outta fucking nowhere, walking down the path with a couple of his friends. He gave me an ice cold grape soda and a handshake, and we bullshitted about wrestling for a few minutes before walking off, and I had a permanent grin on my face for the rest of the weekend.

I worked on the set and as part of my job I got to interact with her quite a bit so we ended up going for after works to discuss work, which would end up most of the time to my rental place. She was married at the time but I never saw or heard thrm communicate by phone or anything. She is also amazingly small and was really into touching and cuddling.

I told Jennifer Lawrence I voted for Trump last year via skype. She was doing some weird voice-time thing and saying hi to people who voted

Same kind of story, but with Judd Nelson. I didn't even recognize him until I was told he was Judd Nelson. He did a Q&A at our tiny little film festival. He seemed really nice, and he knew a lot about the art of filmmaking.

>I realized that I couldn't think of anything I liked about his work.

>Hopefully one day I might meet Kirsten

Late 90's i met pluto from hills have eyes and leatherface at Spooky World.
Pluto, i went up to, i was little and i was young and scared but he was polite and i said i know what movie your from and he looked eager to hear my response

I Said slowly in what to me sounded macho with a hint of his lisp voice "Double Dragon!" He laughed his ass off and was pleasantly surprised my movie memory for a kid.

saw louis ck at a strip club in phoenix. didn't talk to him but we nodded at each other

No, it was high school - I went to an arts school that you had to audition to get into. His son's name is Lucian.

He was at some nerd convention downtown and I went, and nobody was in his line. I got to talk to him, though the only thing I remember from the conversation was that he was nice and somewhat regretted the way they handed Gamera