My gf told me one of her friends from Canada was coming to meet her this weekend, and I was whatever. Turns out this guy is a fucking faggot. I met him for 5 minutes before she took him out to have some lunch and he seemed nice at first. I tested him by asking him about his opinion on the election and found out he supports Trump but only because he thinks Hillary is corrupt. I could already tell he's a fucking cuck Bernout.
It's almost 2 pm and she's not answering my texts. It took me months to get her redpilled and now I'm afraid she's getting brainwashed again.
We need a second fucking wall.
Nathaniel Price
I really don't want to sound like an asshole, but I don't think it's "brainwashing" you need to be worried about, bro.
Sebastian Clark
Looks like your girlfriend is becoming a Canadian cock connoisseur
Tyler Peterson
So you want to nuke us out of fear? Guess Americans have become pussified after all...
Austin Harris
>he supports Trump for a leaf, this is as good as you can hope for, nevermind his reason
Dylan Sanchez
Lol get cucked bud
Chase Martin
>leaf that supports trump >this means canada must be nuked toasting in a slide bread
Dominic Thomas
>make up an obvious fake story >idiots on Sup Forums can't tell it's a troll because they're newfags or idk retarded maybe >get a ton of serious replies without even trying
wtf i hate Sup Forums now
Aiden Peterson
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Fair enough, but he's still a Bernout. If I see him again I'll ask him more about it.
I'm not a cuck. I've known her long enough that she wouldn't do that shit.
Ryder Howard
I am afraid that we cannot allow you to do this.
By the commonwealth mutual defence agreement, an attack on Canada is an attack on the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and the rest of the commonwealth.
If the US were to engage in an aggressive policy of attacking the nation of Canada, we would have no choice but to unleash the full might of commonwealth military force upon you.
John King
She's licking maple syrup off his dick right now lol
Ayden King
kek kill yourself you stupid ameridumb
Camden Cruz
You tell that fat burger what happens when he fucks with the commonwealth my dear ahmed.
Carson Collins
>My gf Nice fan fiction, Burger
Jordan Robinson
Pffff....You could invade this cuck of a country with your postal service.
James Rodriguez
so instead of Canada just getting rekt all of the commonwealth countries get rekt
Levi Barnes
>mfw when op getting cucked by a canadian
holy shit you literally cant make this shit up
Grayson Sanchez
>getting cucked by a leaf Things that never happen for 10
The again I guess you would be experts on the subject.
Luke Brown
>getting cucked by a cuck
Brayden Nelson
>I'm not a cuck. I've known her long enough that she wouldn't do that shit.
good b8 m8, u get 8/8
Logan Ross
This can't not be bait.
Leo Bell
OP god cucked by the BCC
Ryan Green
Fuck I don't care, bro. We get to rag on the cancucks for a bit before I have to go get pissed.
Kevin Rogers
>it's almost 2pm and she's not answering my texts
Turns out he is not a faggot, and you are being cucked.
Andrew Green
>post some shit about Canada >not even 15 minutes later, this happens
Sebastian Jones
>cucked by a leaf
Charles Edwards
> I have to go get pissed
You don't have to.
Brandon Morgan
>I'm an insecure faggot posting blog tier shit on a Tibetan pottery image exchange forum
Grayson Cook
>A leaf
Nice proxy faggot
Michael Jackson
last time we fought America, we burnt down the white house, dont make us do it again
do not vote for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson, of the Green or Libertarian Parties, because I want Trump to win
if Trump wins, I hear he will build a wall to keep Americans out of Canada, fucking degenerates
besides our Leader Trudeau is much better looking
Jack Reed
1 garrison, that`s all you yanks had to get past.
Luis Perry
It's not our fault your gf has uncontrollable Canadian cock cravings
Cooper Gutierrez
build your southern wall first, purge for a few years then we're all yours.
Hudson Collins
Lol cuck. Your gf is being pumped full of Canadian seed while you whine on Sup Forums
Aiden Baker
I wonder if you'll be able to type that with a us army boot against your throat all the way down there in Manitoba?
Thomas Bell
>OP is literally getting cucked by a leaf and the only thing hes worried about is brainwashing
Parker Harris
At least he supports Trump, faggot. That puts him ahead of 90% of braindead millenials.
Nathaniel Murphy
...
Cooper Brooks
...
Juan Roberts
Just admit it, getting cucked by a leaf turns you on.
Joseph Thompson
>It's almost 2 pm and she's not answering my texts. Sorry my American friend, but I'm afraid that your girlfriend is now...
A CANADIAN COCK CONCUBINE
Justin Bailey
>dvi kys
Anthony Harris
GET KEKED
Christopher Wilson
You sound like kind of a loser senpai
Jayden Lopez
you'll be eating mountie sperm by the end of the week
Samuel Sullivan
We leaves will enter all american sleeves with our swords in their sheathes (foreskin intact)
First mistake was allowing your girlfriend near one of us. Better just let it go and move on, there's more out there that have yet to taste the syrup.
Hunter Gonzalez
I don't like Canadians, I'm sure the feeling is mutual. Wouls not care at all if the started to fuck them over.
Landon Sanchez
OP literally got cucked by a Canadian, how embarrassing
Chase Carter
what do you mean "we" you couldn't fuck up a canadian you pussy ass faggot.
you're country is dying. and you're still an overweight nigger who hasn't even had his first kiss.
just kill yourself.
Dominic Lewis
Then made a fucking thread to brag about it.
Juan Gomez
>Can we not recognize that only one man can bring peace to Can-America? Born Brendan James Fraser December 3, 1968 (age 47) Indianapolis, Indiana, U.S. Nationality American-Canadian
Jose Murphy
You'd get spread too thin.
William Carter
10/10 I didn't know my fellow canadian could shitpost while vacation in US
Jackson Martin
All these leafs coming out of the woodwork...
Colton Ramirez
Nah I already made one to brag about banging your mom
Kayden Green
You know, at least Australians have the ability to be funny with their shitposting. When can we get a rangeban on Canadians?
Jeremiah Price
you want another safe space you goddamn limp wristed faggot?
Nathan Stewart
> invade Canada Canada is already being invaded by the yellow menace. It's fucking disgusting.
t. European in cuckland
Henry Clark
90% of your population is on the border.
Nathan Diaz
Wew... It's getting really hard to keep up with the literally retarded Canadians that post on Sup Forums.
Nathaniel Wright
> Canadians You might as well change the flag to include little yellow stars and call us all Yang
Jeremiah Fisher
Their president is a sleeper cell agent for us brother
Angel Ward
That's right OP, he's a faggot. Your girl totally has not been turned into A CANADIAN FUCKBUCKET.
Elijah Richardson
That's only Vancouver! They don't like to travel East. It gets too Canadian for them.
Jayden Adams
>gets cucked by a Canadian >cries to Sup Forums about it
Jace Bell
>only Vancouver I live in Toronto, last week I was in Montreal and I beg to differ. I had a chink work for me before - he said there were a lot of them moving to PEI also.
