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le 90.2% face

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>Man spends money he doesn’t have on a lavish swimming pool then verbally abuses his employer because of a business decision to save money adding further security to his job

Why are we supposed to sympathise with him again?

yes keep posting this its better every time

Llooooooooowwwwwwwww lieeeeeeeeeeee

rack city bitch, rack, rack, city bitch

>By 2001, William was back in the United Kingdom and had enrolled at the University of St Andrews.[29][30] News of this caused a temporary increase in the number of applications to St Andrews, mostly from young women who wanted an opportunity to meet him.[31]

Ahhhhh yes

>slow /brit/

everyone of you are deanos off to the sales

fucking knew it

sometimes I wish I lived in a little cabin in the woods like Ted Kaczynski

take it eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssyyy

I WANNA DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO MY COUSINS INVITING SOLES

same thing happened to me at york

Mum bought me a Surface Pro for Christmas even though I already have a better laptop. Not really sure what I should do with it, not like I can be rude and sell it.

Mr. Sandman showing his beam
When he walks into a coon
The walls lean in to listen
Surf out brain waves
Click back and forth like old headlights
Sniffing model glue again

>not souls

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Japanese company was told they had to use British accented voice actors instead of American ones

It's fucking weird desu

set it up at the opposite end of a room so you don't need to lift your laptop when you want to change seats esp when it's plugged in

literally give it to me

put Linux on it

Love woes but that video was a bit too autistic for me
If he were fit, didn't smoke and hover hand he would be perfect

>put Linux on it

>souls
>plural
How many souls is one person allowed to have wtf tell this cousin to give back some souls other people need them too

extremely odd

JUST why is she welsh

>using punctuation online

alright granda

why do you need two windows machines?
the Gnome environment is much nicer for touch screens than Wangblows 10 "metro" is

it's beautiful

Tbh one of the most racist things is when people say
>[Nationality] people are some of the nicest/best in the world
Wtf does that mean? It tries to be positive but implies others are worse. It's subtly incredibly racist.

What am I going to do on Linux that I can't do on Windows? Please bear in mind before you answer that I don't have autism.

Still in bed x

have trouble telling when people are being sincere

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'sm

hello schizoid

What's the best dog breed

any triggered man in

don't care

post the webm
you know the one

fancy a wank but my cat's looking at me

reckon my cowardice led me to withdraw and damaged my brain a bit. wonder if there's a fix

just woke up
went a bit far on the ol' nasal fuel last night

bullying his own nephew, what a cunt. the little lad looks really happy in that video.

thats what happened when you have a bad childhood

Don't tell people to lock their doors, people shouldn't steal things in the first place

>one-eyed monster

>Frequently, a schizoid individual's social functioning improves, sometimes dramatically, when the individual knows he or she is an anonymous participant in a real-time conversation or correspondence, e.g. in an online chat-room or message-board.

did one of you write this just in time for me to read it

hes probably joking with him

which comedian has the most pretentious fanbase

what are you going to do on another windows computer that you can't do on your other one?
you should either sell it or play around with it

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soy-encrusted fingers typed this post

Stewart Lee

has anyone run her through MakeApp? i'm certain the result would be an eldritch horror

Looking haggard already. SAD!

still would ngl

don't care

david mitchell, even though i like him

thank fuck christmas is over

raffaellos > ferrero roche

didn't get a single (post-brexit) toblerone

yoshimi
they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me

just got an advert for bitcoin on instagram
sell now before the normies crash it

bit late lad

>before the normies crash it

You're a week too late m8

unbelievable runtishness

stewart lee
seems like the type of people that call comedy an art form

cheapskate

...

its back at 15k

yep, still pretty

...

the eyeshadow is strong with this one

>literally no difference

>return to "normal"

You're cutting your losses, not succeeding

women traditionally have been more repressed so have not come to terms with the full extent of their sex drive as men have.

as a result men will hop between fetishes and be quite open about it retaining some semblance of control.

Women on the other hand will insist they're in control, they don't feel the need so much when it could not be further from the truth.

zero sum fallacy

remember seeing a greentext on /r9k/ from some roastie talking about how she got caught fucking her dog and her parents kicked her out

needless to say, i was rock hard

I haven't put a red cent into crypto tbqh lad

sara's pretty good at makeup.

makes me wonder why so many slags are so bad at it and just cake it on until they're a bronzed clown

sent my dad some /biz/ memes after he started going nutty about crypto not long ago
he's been FUMING

link
wonder how common this actually is

gotta put new brakes on the old car lads
$260

just did a very disappointing wank
wasn't even fully hard, it dribbled out

Woes was so happy

just stick your foot out the door

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are black holes still a theory? doesn't seem like it

what's a million times a million

sorry m8 it was a couple years back

>that time woes melted his camera

some women are dumb
some women are smart

ated a whole selection box

a million^2

most are dumb though

a gorillion

2 million

is maths yank here

how do I look lads

get back on the boat paddy

is casual sex with your cousin okay?

/faces of brit/
lets go

y-yes

when is your test?