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Becky is ruining Joyce's life in a years long plot to taste her cunny

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So Becky is a fucking shit.
HOW will Willis try to make us care?

please oh almighty common sense

let something bad happen to Becky.

Nah it's good, he established her Tragic Past. That balances this all out.

This strip would have been significantly more tense and interesting without the last panel. The Quirking is really not needed.

>Cool dad sees Becky for the thirsty lesbian she is, effectively just one bad day away from getting his daughter drunk and raping her

Fug we getting Becky slapped the fuck down soon?

Even after the tragic past, I feel no sympathy for her whatsoever.

It's Willis' accidental foray into cubism. Notice how the nose and eyes look like they are drawn from the front, but the snout is drawn from the side.

Also shut up Becky, we didn't forget that you're a lesbian

>500+ Post Hype Train ends
>New Hype Train starts without missing a beat.

What art style gives it a tongue the color of a corpse?

>Joyce's parents were in the house together all day
>Sometime in the morning Becky and Joyce ran off with the car
>Joyce's mom has been worried about / angry at Joyce all day for running off
>Joyce's dad tells her he let Joyce and Becky borrow the car only when they get back and she's in the middle of confronting them
Why the fuck would he not have told her that earlier if he was going to lie about it? Wouldn't mom immediately turn around and ask him why the fuck he didn't tell her that earlier so she didn't spend the whole day worried?

Willis is not a very bright man

The most appropriate response so far.

My dog's tongue, when he died, was that gray color willis used for his dog's.
Wills clearly hates animals and I am triggered. Why wasn't there a trigger warning?

>walky was a half-white boy from the south who later married a blonde blue eyed white girl
>but written by a white christian fundamentalist nerd from Ohio

You must realize that DOA was somewhat inevitable, Willis was always going to go down this road. What seemed like an innocent 1990s racially mixed kid was actually the seed of hyper-autistic liberalism, but Willis didn't fully realize it until later when he severed his Christian ties.

Also Willis wishes he was black, and wishes he could get fucked by a black guy

Becky must always remind us she is a quirky lesbian, it is mandatory

How far does the childhood friend thing go before Joyce knocks Becky the fuck out for all the shit shes put her through? Joyce is risking her neck (albeit needlessly because Willis cant write), she barely escapes the brunt force of the consequences, and all Becky can do is taunt her.

It takes a real special someone to fuck up your supposed "protagonists" this much

I've never seen a fictional character project how insecure they are like Becky

Willis doesn't know how to use TP.

"I'M A FUCKING LESBIAN"
That's our Bec-
"LLLESBIAN! I LOVE VAGINAS MORE THAN DICKS!"

Your mother killed herself when she realized the mistake she made.
>this snoozes the becky

Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm hyped for the new moustache twirling villains we're inevitably going to meet at church.

Too bad we probably won't get to next morning in universe for another three weeks or so.

The priest.
All the other families.
Becky screaming she's a lesbian on the microphone.

Yeah, it's going to be a sermon about homosexuality, and Becky won't be able to restrain herself.

>Becky
>Ms. Cant go ten minutes without announcing how much of a fag she is
>even being brought to church

If she shows up there its going to be uninvited so she can show those "homophobic religious bigot shitlords" what for

Only explanation I can think of is both of Joyce's parents stopped talking to each other for the rest of the day after their argument, possibly out of anger.

But the more probable explanation is this just wasn't thought through well enough.

i'm actually upset that it's expanding beyond shitty parents and i'm gonna get all #NotAllChristians and dumb about it

The sermon will be about helping the poor and unfortunate. The result will be the same.

MEANWHILE, IN THE GOOD COMIC.

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Oh Becky! You're just a piece of shit!!

Never going to happen. Becky is the pet character. Everyone will always treat her with love (except sometimes parents, Christians, or white males). According to Willis, Joyce should be on her knees thanking her for everything because she's so awesome.

You know, for all the wacky, quirky times Becky has to declare that she's a lesbian while her childhood best friend is freaking out and is afraid of all the changes that have been affecting her too, has she ever really shown any gratitude for all the help and support she's gotten from Joyce? Maybe it's all this jumping around different stories that's not helping my memories because I'm sure Willis wouldn't have made Becky that much of an self-absorbed ingrate (would he?), but at most all I can remember is the recent strip where Becky is telling Joyce that she's strong and she'll be there with Joyce when having to face her mom (before going into another joke).

I can't wait to see Becky's "nervous jokes" when Joyce's parents get a divorce.

"I-I'm sorry Joyce...I didn't mean to make your parents split...but I sure could use a split right now and not a banana split, am I right? We can laugh. I'm not mad you're trying to make me feel guilty."

>ITT people forget Joyce desperately wanted out of the house took the van without Becky's suggestion

FUCKING THIS. It's not enough to mention it every strip, it has to be every fucking panel now.

WE GET IT.

SHE DIGS VAGINAS.

HIP HIP HOORAY, WHO GIVES A SHIT.

Nope.

Becky's not a very good friend, and Joyce can't realize this, even after the haircut.

someone rape this cunty ginger dyke just for the fuck of it.

>According to Willis, Joyce should be on her knees thanking her for everything because she's so awesome.
That sounds painful.

>DUDE, LESBIAN LMAO
There is such a thing as running a gag/joke into the ground.

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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Becky's speech degrades to just saying the word "Lesbian" over and over like a Pokemon.

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It depends on the execution, really.
>implying it was a joke to begin with

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>It depends on the execution, really.
And you know it won't be good. This is Willis we're talking about here. It's going to be completely one-sided.

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>It's going to be completely one-sided.
Is that a pun?

Oh man, would Willis actually go there?

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And this is going to all be based on the Church Willis went to when he was a kid growing up. There is going to be a lot of personal projection.

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>Skate with me
>For my pleasure...
Is that a Red Dragon reference? It cracks me up either way.

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Gotcha!
"Ride with me. For my pleasure!"

The name Mary means bitterness/sorrow.

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You know, there's a strip where Billie says that even if Ruth pushes her away, she'll still crawl up her butt anyway. So much for that now.

Good job at making Ruth more interesting and actually a bit sympathetic.

And a lot of Becky shouting at people about how she's a lesbian just to ruffle feathers, meanwhile Joyce gets the brunt of the consequences and TurboDyke gets off scott free and squeaky clean.

More cookies

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All I can stare at are Ruth's scary tiny baby hands at the end of row 1.

I'm cringing, but that is exactly what will happen.

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What does Willis's fanbase think of these edits?

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Well, in a previous thread we were talking about creating a DOA edits tumblr, but I don't think that's been created yet.

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Ah, Hooper and Lith, the best characters who will never be ruined by DoA, because they're based on real people.

I wouldn't be so sure. Look at Shortpacked! and tell me otherwise. Willis can and will put anyone through the ringer.

Hold on.

Wait a minute.

Just a fucking second.

Becky's a lesbian!?

Seriously, Willis has refused to use that entire squad in DoA, because they were real people. He's been asked about it.

At best, they would be cameos, like Alan the Alien.

What else do you think she meant when she said she prefers cats?

...is there ever NOT a lot of personal projection in this comic?

Willis was a totally different guy back then.

what is it older comics when the character is an asshole, its just an overall better comic?

>Walky only ever dates white girls

When is someone going to get on his case for only dating whites because he is a racist who wishes he was fully white?

>Break into a house
>Her own house

I'm still trying to understand why Willis thinks getting into your own home is against the law.

I kinda want to see him get locked out of his home one day without keys and be terrified the cops will think he's a thief.

white nothing, he's married to himself.

It happened to Cornell West, so it could happen to YOU!

Just, y'know, ignore the fact that Cornell West looks like a crazy guy you'd cross the street to avoid having harass you for change

But this one may go full throttle.

>look virtually identical
>they had twins
So uh, when do they learn they awkward truth about their own parentage?

Becky is a homewrecker. And not the sexy kind.

Holy crap it's like Milhouse's parents. That's hilarious.

I want Becky and Mary to fuck.

For the love of God can we move these threads to /trash/?

I know Willis starts these threads himself to keep himself angry and triggered.

As opposed to Maggie's early pictures, where she's basically a real life Amber.

It's a good way to ensure that he always has a boogieman to fight, at least. And it boosts signal strength.

Some people are trying to direct Willis' attention toward Overwatch, and I'm not sure if they're being facetious or not.

>It's got a moderately attractive sexy/shy nerd girl with glasses! That's your Thing, right?

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Willis putting religious whackos in their place.

becky really only has one setting huh

>Someone rights a small essay about Willis having a hate boner for Christianity
>Willis' response is "lol they wrote a lot"

Keep on seeing her everywhere.

I mean everywhere.

No she's a quirky free spirit who does what she feels because she's experiencing true freedom. She's so strong and so very brave and we should all admire Becky for it.

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>let something bad happen to Becky.
"virtue insulation," son