/brit/

Not being celtic edition

sophie

anybody remember the alanis morrisette meme?

Whats the story boys what, names Casper Walsh pal i'm a redhot, known for selling rock around the flats and on the block, say a word about me moth, and i'll have ye fucking shot,
Me birds alright she rolls a quality joint, keeps me shooter down her bra and me ounces in her tights, never dropping her knickers when there's a bit of coke in sight, cause when there's party's at night, she brings her own bag of white,
Eight criminal charges forever getting caught, robbing post offices with machete's in me socks,
If your asking about drugs you better speak in vague accounts, bottle of water for a quarter and an oscar for an ounce,
Don't be talking about feds because i'm paro off me head, smoking crack out in me shed, loading all me glocks with lead, and bashin' cats until their dead,
Cause i'm a ruthless cunt, bagging sacks and doing whacks as well as smoking blunts,
Even blew a coppers head off and then hid for months, I was locked up once,
You can tell i'm fucking scorching by the sight of me vest, hatchet wounds in me head,
and bullet holes in me chest, don't be looking at me bird pal don't put me to the test,
cause if I catch you staring at her you'll be taking your last breath!
She's my bitch, she's my property, rolls my joints, they are quality,
play this game, like it's monopoly, I have connections, Colombia to Offaly,
I won't say hello to ye on the street, even if I know you years there's nothing sacred to me,
Cause i'm a lethal fighter it means i'm practically famous,
so fuck you and you're greeting you're looking at the hash king..

Industry, Israel, the Sionists, they completly changed me, they build me, they shaped me into the thing that I am now. It's Israel who created me, I'm just an Israel's creature, I'm nothing more.

not a racist just hate pakis simple as

gynandromorphophilia is FUN

THIS is what a REAL Brit looks like

Deal with it you disgusting half Jewish (((germanics)))

im a bitch im a mother
im a sinner im a saint

have a disturbing number of photos of alan saved in my alan folder. the fact i have an alan folder at all should be worrying enough. might move to thailand and decapitate him, then preserve his head in a jar of pickle juice that i will display on my shelf above my bed.

To the person who called me a "fellow monarchist" in the last thread.
Do NOT reply to my posts again.

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mutt

any iberian/jew masterrace man in

any Reylo man in?

Lots of foriegn women in the UK but they all have foreign husbands probably. How can I attract an Arab woman?

>you will never fuck a girl so hard she becomes OBSESSED with you and your dick and keeps sending you horny texts and asking if she can come round

I always thought the east india company was some group of traders but apparently it had an army or something

Are Sionists good? I'm not calling them good, remember, I'm just asking if they're good. Are they good? Who knows. A lot of handsome and smart people say yes, and many ridiculous idiot SJW fools say no.

Me? I take no stance, but I do find it all VERY interesting

Whiter than you John

that was me haha
alri

Santan from the v-v x AJ
Man mystic with the pen like J.K
True say, I ain't really a drinker
But I got love for brandy like Ray J
Champagne popper, .44 chopper
In the black Nike bomber, heartbeat stopper
Half-heart MC dropper
45 wapper, leave you in states like Kaká

oh dear
jannys nuts are going into mach 3 as we speak

love the queen
love the pope
simple as

celts all have a screw loose if Sup Forums is anything to go by

not been on in a few days, have I missed anything?

merry christmas bellends

Did that happen to you?

alri robespierre

People want more than underpants, they want the anus.
I'm ready to give my underpants but not my anus mate. My hairy asshole, it's just for me.

have an std i think. might just leave it as its not too annoying

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i've had 3 girls be like this with me

all munters tho

she works nights by the water

My great grandfather on my dad's side was Irish

honestly lads the future is in the civilisation state, not the nation state

is there ANY worse feeling than waking up from a long, fulfilling dream?

only compelling thing in those shite films

post torso pls
you know the one

FUCK the eu

She's been out more this past 2 weeks than she has been in years. Think she's meeting lads haha.

Think I'll cut her from my life entirely because fuck dealing with a slut like that.

no, wish it did

fuck off you cringy larper

Any childlover man in

come home gaelic man

going bed. fuck all of yous. x

>munter

Care to explain?

it's called christmas time you fool
people drink and celebrate with friends

It's Christmas mate she's probably just reconnecting with friends

cannot fathom having enough self esteem to talk to women

>user, why do you like her, she's boring?

That's EXACTLY why I like her, I know she's not gonna be going out every weekend

The future is in the city-state.

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think you massively underrestimate how weird women are

Imagine being conquered by Italians

fat

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She has one singular friend that lives 2 hours away.

Nay, it's my destiny to die here. God determined it for me

+1 ruble into your account tovarisch

Family?

asmr

Alri leftypol

She lives with them.

god i wish that were me

+1 euro into your account albrecht

don't know why people think the eu is anti-russian when they just built nord stream 2

Have you asked her

looked better in the Sup Forums gif

Why is siding with Russian oligarchs somehow better than siding with Western oligarchs?

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have an average sized willy but i make it look smaller in pictures because i like to be humiliated for having a small willy

anime

Hat

Stop posting in /Brit/ tieg filth.

the west doesn't have oligarchs

good lad

same

No. That would involve mentioning that I take note of when she's on and offline.

britain has a monarch, not oligarchs

>the west doesn't have oligarchs

Lol

Is this long distance? If it is then you should have agreed when to talk then ask her

>never heard of cocaine.
What a fag

Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly.
But it's very cold out here in the snow
Marching to and from the enemy.
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough
Can you stop the cavalry?

I have had to fight almost every night
Down throughout these centuries.
That is when I say, oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?

bet she's filthy in bed

gab a shit

>I don't understand the complexities of modern society so I'm going to call myself blackpill and create a boogyman about rich people

I carry this general on my shoulders

lol clearly

gab is a blessing from god

costs too much lad
also if i can't talk to girls what makes you think i can talk to drug dealers

she is such wank fuel

ooh ah up the ra

It's not long distance, but it's longer distance than I'd like. Not close enough to just drop in, but close enough that we can realistically see each other every day if we so please.

hello tarquin

Looks north african

its about 200 dollars for a gram in australia

ooh ah paul mcgrath

Well then confront her, what's so difficult about this

haha cheeky nandos haha

With about 600mg test ethanate ,a diet high in protein and the gym that could be you in easily 4-6 months. Steroids are unironically the answer to life.