New Oglaf.
Would you?
New Oglaf
Wyatt Jackson
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Tyler Cooper
Of course. I'd love great hair.
Benjamin Allen
my hair's already pretty great but it could always stand to be greater
Luis Davis
>have sex with avocado
>now look like Snake Plissken
Yes I would.
Gabriel King
Man I'm usually the one arguing with the "Oglaf sucks now" crowd in these threads, but this is not a good one at all.
And no I would not, last weeks pyramid was better.
Gabriel Wilson
I could. I probably already masturbated to something worse.
Jacob Campbell
Why is the title Incubus?
Kevin Collins
>not liking sex with avocado
Enjoy your bad hair.
Ethan Gutierrez
My fucking nigga
Jacob Hall
No, it would be pointless for me since I go full Picard when I can be assed to shave.
Lucas Roberts
Well I do have shitty hair...
Jordan Foster
I can see the humour in this, but I can't help but think I'm missing the joke.
Anthony James
Christ, why did this comic take such a massive nosedive? We haven't had a decent comic since Hart's Line.
Adam Lopez
Negative. I hate avocado.
Carson Torres
Carson Roberts
>what time is it?
It's party time
Nolan Stewart
I'm smelling a story coming up.
Grayson Watson
I'm starting to wonder why this is set in a medieval fantasy world.
Henry Lopez
>they didn't summon sulfur elementals
Lame
Liam King
They usually provide for more varied stories.
Leo Gutierrez
I dunno, Ranger Ron Returns was pretty great.
I think the multiparters are better in general.
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Christopher Ward
I'm bald, would that cure it?
What am I saying, someone/thing wants to have sex with me, of course I would.
Julian Richardson
If it was based on modern times and had no fantasy it would be just menage a 3
Nathan Richardson
Then you get a great scalp. Get in the avocado user
Cooper Gomez
Have sex with avocado twice until your hair grows back.
Easton Murphy
Still no update on the apprentice?
Christopher Allen
This seems familiar...
He's dead.
Ryan Myers
Oglaf isn't even funny and all the sex jokes are immature and autistic :/
Josiah Carter
I got a mild chuckle out of the alt text
Ask about my recipe for 2-ingredient guacamole
Jack Nelson
...
Hudson Young
I'm allergic to avocado...
Gavin Campbell
So you're fucked either way
Zachary Barnes
I would. Except I'm allergic. Motherfucker I miss guacamole.
Xavier Davis
then use protection
Cooper Young
But then how would I get the Healthy Oils?
Joseph Young
...
Chase Jones
Just drink anti allergy pills before you eat guac hell at least you're not that unlucky sap that is allergic to chocolate or to water
Adam Martin
How can you be allergic to water?
Samuel Hall
>man is raped by sentient avocado as a joke
Carter Lopez
It causes a reaction to the skin, not when drinking.
I suppose, but since I hit puberty I've developed allergies to most nuts and fruits. It really sucks.
Leo Russell
>nuts and fruits
You don't like crazy or gay people? Good, son, good.
Tyler Johnson
I like them just fine, but when a schizophrenic fucks me in the ass I get hives like you wouldn't believe.
Grayson Hall
Who doesn't?
Jaxson Allen
>incubus.jpg
Oh lawdy
Jose Flores
>He's dead.
Cumming back from the dead is no big deal in Oglaf