*BANG*

*BANG*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

"DON'T MOVE LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS"

"FIND THE HARD DRIVE"

What do, Sup Forums?

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youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Literally don't care

Oh no, not my porn stash!

undo my zipper

Yell ALLAHU ALBAR while setting off the explosives ridged all around my house

wonder if they will enjoy my collection of yaoi porn

fuckers better pay for breaking my door.

Kill all of them

hope they like furry porn

I'm screwed, suicide by cops it is then.

R A R E
A
R
E

Your move lawman

I had this happen to me in baltimore md

I'm working to get my guns back now charged are dropped

It's an ssd you fucking plebs

Nothing.
I have nothing illegal.

Well unless you count torrent movies and tv shows, but somehow I doubt that FBI is interested in that.

Oh no.

*teleports behind them*
heh.......
*unsheathes katana*
nothing personnel officers
*lights go off*
*a single steel slash is heard as their screams stop*
*slowly creep backwards into the shadows as the lights come back on to reveal a bloody red room*

> thread shitposts about porn
> doesn't realise saved ISIS videos fall under anti-terrorism legislation
When Europe begins its crackdown on extremist material downloaders, they will wipe out the Neets before they get a Mosques worth of actual radicals.

Jokes on you faggots, I have an SSD.

Let them shoot me. Better than life in prison.

This

youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo

They better be ready to handle all my pepes, meme magic can do terribile things to the uninitiated.

>not having a claymore attached to the front door
>mfw

Dave's not here man.

Drop down on the floor and apologize to the almighty Kek for losing my rare collection.

...

Get shot for no reason because I'm always carrying a pistol in my house and I have no PC

AM I FREE TO GO

Oy vey, you won't get my rare pepes !

Switch by my foot runs to cable into fuse box. I press switch and small electrical zap is given to fuses for building. Fuses pop and electricity cut out for building. Hard drive is encrypted until booted, useless for them. Lights are off, I tuck and roll into the now pitch black hall way in building. Two paintings can be rotated over and locked to reveal a compartment with fully automatic rifles, grenades and bullet proof vest.
Smoke grenade thrown around corner. I run, down the hallway popping a few more as I run. At the end of the hallway there's a balcony, run to balcony and push over umbrella yawning to reveal a fold out hang glider. Jump on each of balcony and simply glide down the canyon and back into town. I land near local bar and have a cold one.

>>doesn't realise saved ISIS videos fall under anti-terrorism legislation

W-what about my nasheed collection? And my Syrian war meme stash?

Take a look bitch, hope you enjoy my anti trump and altright hating memes

turn 360 degrees and install gentoo

Scream " WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ENGLISH, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???"

...

"Y'all wanna listen to avant garde japanese noise psych?"

All my porn is Cougars, well above the legal limit.

Best they can get me on is piracy, which is a civil matter

"LOOK OUT HES GOT A RARE PEPE"

*bang bang bang... bang*

>inserts magazine
>cocks gun
>block their path
>"So it ends like this"

throw mud in his face

lawman is a big disgrace

i blow myself up so they don't have the pleasure to kill me

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

INSHALLAH I WILL KILL YOUR SONS ALLAHU AKBAR!

>Apologies sir, sorry for not being tolerant. Feel free to redeem your free loli at Migrationsverket.

Not my Pepes and Spurdos.

you're under arrest for treason to the hillary state, conspiring terrorism and possessing rightwing frog propaganda.

Anything you say or do will be held against you in a court of law.

I get shot regardless

This is now a cougar thread

Who is this Dave?

nice flag

>cops break trough door
>user turns in his chair, tinfoil on head
>gives weird greasy look
>cops look around the room
>full of weeboo shit and cum stained animu figure
>user turns back to screen
>shouts 'INSTALL GENTOO FAGGETS'
>starts actually installing gento

I think, they would walk out at this point.

Defend my rare pepe collection with my life.

...

Underrated.

LOL. What hard drive?

Especially Ivan's prison

Years ago I lived with a friend who moved a decent amount of weight (weed). One night we were chilling in the living room and heard car doors slam outside; looked out the window and saw black SUV's and guys wearing SWAT gear. He had 8 lbs of weed in his bedroom closet. We freaked the fuck out and almost ran out the back door where we certainly would have been seen and caught, etc... Anyway, about 5 minutes passed and we noticed the door hadn't been kicked in. The raid was for our neighbor's house.

t. used to live in memphis, hard down there for a pimp

>88% nigger
>100% Bob Williams

Not like yours are much better.

Big tits

>move to grab magazine
>get shot 73 times in 2 seconds

KEK WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN IN HIS ANGER
END IS NEAR
PREPARE FOR KEKMENT DAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get released because nutjob

*unzips dick*

your ethnic makeup is JUST tier

>1.4% unassigned

Ayy lmao?

I ain't dun nuthin cracka

You press the button that makes the thermite in the dud HDD you rigged to melt all platters.

At least in Russian prison gays get killed ... In American prison everyone rapes each other

"Don't delete anything, I'm still watching like half the anime on it."

get shot because I have to move to let him see my hands

>implying I don't have electro magnets on standby at all times
>implying my door isn't concrete filled reinforced steel with dozens of locks and blast resistant hinges
>implying I don't have dozens of microwaves powered on ready to go
>implying I don't have deban ready to run with a million encryption order before I then microwave the goods

You guys are small time.


*Please note, this is done for humorous purposes, I do not actually have any of those things and my comment is based on that gif I've seen on Sup Forums with the ugly guy who was in Road Trip and Z Nation

i expect my 11gb of Sup Forums memes back

Epic

Phonefaggin here
What flag is this?

>hands up
>say nothing
>stay quiet
>talk to lawyer as soon as possible
>sue the city
>...
>Profit!

Laugh as they go through my 2 terabytes of porno, a text file with the word "nigger" replacing words in movie titles, a few pirated games and my tax returns

I don't have a hard drive.

Fuck off, I paid for those games

DON'T.
I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M A CLINTON

>Teleports behind the police
>"Hehe, nice try"
>stabs with Katana

There is literally nothing illegal or questionable on my hard drive. Enjoy lads.

YOU'LL ONLY GET MY REACTION IMAGES IF YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

Fucking this

In all seriousness if ever arrested or accused do not say a word. If they put you in a room and try to talk to you say nothing. Don't even say "I won't talk." Stay completely silent and wait for your lawyer.

poland

OH GOD NOT MY REACTION IMAGES!

>user claimed this post was a joke

kek'd

I like scat porn, and what?

Not illegal, and my wife likes it too.

I read about Hilter and What?

Not illegal and my wife likes it too.

I'm a racist and what?

Not illegal (assuming i don't act on it) and my wife is too.

I deny the holocaust and what?

> spends 30 years in prison.

>open hard drive
>nothing but folders upon folders of Hamtaro porn, banana pics and Mount and Blade mods

I'm gonna be alright.

Tell us everything, user.
What did they think you had on your computer?
Why did they take your guns?

REEEEEEEEEEEE

don't worry user, the right wing death squad is here to help

tonga

Tongo.

I have a GPU based program I'm working on that will delete everything outside of a "safe" folder, OS, and itself on my SSDs and fill it with junk data, so stall while that finishes
I-I don't have anything on there NSA, I-I'm just obsessed with privacy!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who watched that abortion of a zombie show.

Hillary!! delete this!

I actually really enjoyed it user. Well, the first season anyway. I'm waiting for the 2nd season to come on Bong Netflix. I saw a few episodes and the shit got really fucking stupid. But I don't care, I liked it. I saw it was a comedy, not a drama.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>cops break through door
>user turns slowly in his chair, doritos crumbs on his portruding chest and stomach and his pubic beard
>"I've been expecting you, FBI"
>The cops seem confused, look at each other, then approach user in his chair
>"Hold on a sec there fellas. I wouldn't do that if I were you"
>user points to a PC tower in the corner of the room
>"Installed right there on that PC is a shareware copy of a highly modified Unix OS that is programmed to kill everyone in the room if that line on the ground is passed"
>The cops notice a piss-stained line on the carpet floor, they look at each other hesitantly and reply back to the user "What are your demands?"
>"I'm glad you asked Mr. FBI...have you ever heard about the Bohemian Grove?"
>The cop looks shocked at first but then stammers out a weak "M-maybe"
>user puts on a smug smile on his face
>"Well...I have a proposition to make. I think you might like it..."

To be continued?