Just what are they planning?

Just what are they planning?

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what are you talking about?

explain

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If US and Russia destroy each other, will you profit?

maybe

soon...

I budhove know dat it was da binns

Solitude. Quietness. Being left alone. Everyone just fuck off. We're fine by ourselves.

This. Also burger senpais should nuke helsinki. There is nothing good there and im fine with turku being capital city again

>Solitude. Quietness. Being left alone
I like that idea very much , coffee time.

Finland is so awesome. The Finns have personality, a sense of humor and their women dress the best out of all the Nordic countries.

T. Yankee Doodle in Finland

How do I not you're not a Finn in disguise?

Can you take me back with you

It is Funland for a reason

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LOL

holy shit
finland is based

Why bro? don't you like finnish weather?

It is too hot during summer. Today was like 20 celsius outside.

Well it's a start but mostly I don't like living in a country run by socialist commies.

I just wanna chill somewhere in America where it's hot and I can own as many guns as I want.

Haha you Finnish people wouldn't survive danish summer. 25 degrees and i only got a few minor sun burns.

I could adopt you but you'd have to enjoy living in Florida, which is about to be tested by Zikachan. If Jen Bush was a competitive Governor of FL, it kinda reveals how little the state government is responsible for, which is great, until you need a full court press on a public health issue like Zika.

I despise America

there is no escape from our reach

I'll go to Florida. That state is blessed as home of the Zimzam. Nice beaches, guns. What's not to like?

The plan to use their memes and autism for global domination.
The Finnic Khaganate will rise again.

ha 25 degrees...

Silly Nordics cant into sunshine.

Your genetic lineage might die there, even if you don't. Just speculation but look whose in charge of the US for the next several months?

Still, let's make it happen. I'm in Helsinki for the next couple days.

>Ywn be an optimistic immigrant

>implying you can take +0

>Your genetic lineage might die there
How? My genetic lineage is much more likely to die here.

I wanna find an American qt that likes guns and marry her.

They are scheming to get drunk in sauna, fukken finngolians, man :D
youtube.com/watch?v=45QN77Ffvdc

>turku
beach swedes out

Suomi-Viro Khanate by 2030.

Sami Paganism as the world religion by 2050.

Hey, I got a joke for you
A Finn and a Russkie go to a sauna. The Russkie dies.

theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/08/sauna-championship-russian-dead

Zika literally wrecks your genes, as in your rekt sperm would turn good eggs into Brazilian Pepe avatars permanently...or until you pay Shekels Pharmaceuticals

kek

How long are you in Helsinki for still?

>Getting drunk in sauna
>only in Russia
:DD

meme wawe

Right now in Sydney its about 12 degrees and I am freezing my arse off

>12 in Australia
>18 in here (Finland)
WHAT??

It's winter time Down Under, Esa-Pekka.

its winter in the southern hemisphere and summer in the northern hemisphere

this is pretty basic stuff, suomi

Seems to be so, DeMarcus Rodriguez.

It was a joke, you autists. It is a well known fact that you can not drink in the sauna, but bingolians can not in sense of humor and try to be edgy with every russian poster.
Give me back my joke, bastards!

My name is Timo Karl Viljanen.

I don't understand how people can't handle weather this mild.

It was 26C today and everyone was out in their shorts sweating and acting like it was much higher. When I went outside it just felt kinda warm. It's not hot at all.

I was joking too, calm down

>mfw my legit surname is Viljanen

40 DEGREES CELSIUS IS NOT A CONDITION FOR HUMANS. IT'S ALL LIES; I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN AUSSIE LIES.

>It is a well known fact that you can not drink in the sauna
Who is giving you this info? I wouldn't set foot in a sauna without a beer

Serkku?

>About to travel to Japan in two weeks
>On average it's 30 celcius in August
I'm going to die the moment I step out of that airport.

The Japs have an unusual obsession with Ievan Polkka. Just sing it to Jap grills and you will be drowning in Rice Pussy.

Ehkä :DD lol vitun ebin

Isn't that meme long dead at this point?

Until Friday. Just ate at Svatto and had the bear burger with a Making Brewing Amber Ale. Gob bless :DDDD

Site?

RIP my friend.

forebears.io/surnames

What are the best saunas in Finland? I haven't read up on the local etiquette yet. Are beers cool to drink there?

Are you related to Valtteri Viljanen from Pori who plays on Ässät? If so, I have some news for you...

I still see weird covers of it from Japan.

I honestly like Finns but the humiliation of Winter War still dwells on me

Maku* Brewing

Gibs back Karjala!

The first time I traveled south on a trip, I went to Spain, when I stepped out of the plane it was the hottest weather I had ever been in, probably around 40, the tarmac was steaming and shit. My first reaction was "Is it too late to go back?"
But you get used to it, I was only half-dying after a week.

In private saunas, sure.
Drinking in them is totally common, but of course you don't drink in ones in swimming halls.

Don't ask me, I'm a Laplander, the only public Saunas we have are in swimming pools.

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Nyet

My Viljanen's come from Hämeenlinna, never heard of a hockeyplayer in our family

>Who is giving you this info? I wouldn't set foot in a sauna without a beer
I mean hardcore drinking. Beer isn't counted at all.

Hot and wet. So good.

youtube.com/watch?v=wNH0xx81NXA\

Not lies my autistic friend. The thing about being cold is you can wear warm clothes and start fires to heat up. But when its 45+ you simply hope and pray. You cant even sit in the pool/water all day as the water acts as a magnifying glass on your skin and can give you 3rd degree burns.

> Solitude. Quietness. Being left alone. Everyone just fuck off. We're fine by ourselves

Daily reminder that Finland and Finns are by far the best.

t. On vacation to hometown, live in Lapland.

Church records show we came from Tavastehus to Pori in the 1870s.

Good thread 5/5, comfy as fuck

Talking to a Finnish girl, how do I get her to have sex with me?

Also its not just the Sun that fuck you up. Sydney in particular was built on marshlands and swamp so the humidity usually doesn't drop below 85% in summer.

Dank memes and kossu.

40 and humid sounds like you're better off just killing yourself. If you have any energy left from all that heat, that is.

Say anything, often they're crazy for Brits, Yankees and Aussies for some reason
>we came from hämeenlinna to pori
Cousin confirmed

Proof that if Finland was determined enough, they could rule the world.

>Suomi
>Su
>Supreme

Finland plans to reign supreme.

Something about finnish vodka and knives

Serkku! Let us kill Russians together!

If your Brit accent didn't already do the trick, its over.

This

Yes, serkku!

Put roof above pool

This, also winter war, swedes are homos and sauna is good

Joo! Prepare the snowmobiles!

Why is it always americans hating on Finland? wtf i hate america now

Getting empire back one piece at a time

wtf fuck u poland

Top secret

delete this

I am so sorry you had to witness this shit thread.

Sauna
Sisu
Mämmi
Lumi
Jääkiekko
Salmiakki
Perheväkivalta
Itsemurha

Now you know hwy Aussies are so different to the rest of the Anglos, the heat and humidity does things to you. Growing up with it it becomes apart of you... that horrible overbearing feeling that nothing really matters and may as well have a laugh before you kick the bucket.

Drinking 15 beers in an arvo watching the cricket sitting in a puddle of your own sweat is about Australian as it gets. Only difference is, last decade or so we have had high speed internet access.

It will be funny when I take my time off next year to go visit Suomi land. I heard you guys don't like banter in real life. Your pubs must be shit.

Koskenkorva?

They think we're shills for talking shit about Ruskies. They can take two burgers, but not jokes apparently..