Can we get a dork girl thread rolling?

Can we get a dork girl thread rolling?

Bet ya 10 bucks they write "friendfiction" (yes that is indeed a thing) of their respective male friends

I liked the idea of Dork Squad, but I always feel like it could've used a few more dorks

Like pic related.

Dork girls can go either way for me. They're either charmingly inept and awkward, or a walking cringe machine depending on how far their writers go.

Such a great concept.

Good thing Camille is literally perfect, right?

You forgot to invite me. Again.

>Implying

She's a flawless angel.

>Emo

>dork girls

Have you seen her with her sparkling vampire bust?

>Having a DnD session and not inviting best DM

But that is exactly what emo bitches do IRL

The thing with the dork squad is that they are all kids except for one.

Shut your fat mouth. Connie would be an amazing DM.

>emo
shes goth user

>Not a single piece of red clothing on her attire

>no black lipstick or eyeliner

>no black rose imagery

I'm calling bullshit.

Also, why does it even matter? Goths aren't dorks girls either

Every team needs a mom.
Either that or Eileen is too pathetic and weird to make adult friends.

This is your date tonight

It's weird. In one recent episode she gets called a 'babe' by a high school, and then in another she says she never went to prom.

Generally, I think she is too busy to hang out with anyone but her closest friends more often, but he does have surprising acquaintances now and then, like the sports anchor from the local TV station.

>20-something fujoshi hanging out with teens

Seems about right

Eileen's characterization is a mess. I hate the term Mary Sue but she drifts towards it in the later seasons. She acts like she's an awkward weirdo and has geeky/nerdy hobbies, but she's universally beloved by everyone.

Agreed, I still like her, but Eileen is unbelievable in terms of being flawless.

Agreed. Half of those in OP are supermarket brand dorks.

It's right in more ways than one.

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No, she has definitely mary-sueish tendencies, which I blame on her voice actress having a lot of involvement with her. On one hand I liked how Eileen was made very competent, on the author she kinda became an author's pet. In one of the unofficial commentary tracks, they kinda tease her about it, and it seem that each staff member has their own ideas of where they'd go with Eileen.

They didn't quite manage to bring some of her more negative qualities into the focus.

But hot damn, is she ever girlfriend material.

Candy is mine. You can't have her.

Alphys, please don't contaminate a naive child. Just go to have some kinky time with your gay fish girlfriend.

I hope she's ready for a night of OBSCURE JAPANESE ANIMATION

Oh god Alphys

If anyone started a club for anime fans ten years younger than them, it's her.

The most shit girls of their respective shows
It's true, it's true

Mabel exists

just a side question. What kind of creature is Alphys based on? Is she a bearded dragon? Or a dinosaur? Or a random reptile monster?

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It's too difficult to tell because of how simple the sprites are. Most people think she's either a frill lizard-like reptile or a triceratops-like dinosaur.

So fellas, subbed or unsubbed?

I don't really care.

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probably just a random reptile thing. though since she's in a desert i think bearded dragon would be fitting.

they also squirt blood, which is hilarious when you consider anime nosebleeds.

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Fuck nip chicken scratch

Most of the time, I prefer subs. You get the original Japanese voice acting, and if you're hardcore weeb you can try to compare your knowledge of the Japanese language against the underpaid sub team. On the rare occasion that a dub either fits an Americanized anime (PSG) or is so far removed from its origins as to be an entirely different beast (Samurai Pizza Cats), I can appreciate the odd dub.

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She sound fake.

Is she proper adult supervision?

to go with the general "JRPG monster" theme, I'd say she's a dragon

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A lot of Scalie Schoolie girls sound fake. They're so direct about their interests that the line between sarcasm and dork is blurred.

It's part of the gag. Those kinds of breathless nonsequitors are the cornerstone of Scalie

I actually love a story where the main lovers can be seen as "a sarcastic genius and her dumb naive girlfriend" or "a sarcastic genius and her amazingly flippant asshole of a girlfriend".

I love the concept of dorky girls as fictional waifus.
It's sad that real dorky girls are even bigger sluts than the "popular girls"

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>It's sad that real dorky girls are even bigger sluts than the "popular girls"

I can attest to that. I had a chubby anime fangirl as a gf in college and she wanted me to fuck her on our second date. And she smelled.

Lottie from Frankenstein's Cat

Inez from Cyberchase

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Tish from The Weekenders

Naomi from Grossology

Jenny from Detentionaire

Tabitha from Captain Flamingo

The title character from Tracey McBean

you are the waifu encyclopedia

Yes and they're all dorks so I'm doing the right thing though.

you absolutely are doing the right thing.
every thread i see you in-you're doing great work

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Lesley from CJ the DJ

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>no tina

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She looks like one of those character models from the anti bullying comic creator

epic crossover!!

Gwyn for Looped.

Mira for CJ the DJ.

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Samantha from Time Warp Trio

>Mighty B has not been forgotten

Grojband sucked, but it had cute girls.

shes a scalemate from homestuck, and they're cuddly dragon toys

>those musical note shaped flies
Whoever wrote this is a god I can't stop alughing

Julie from 6teen

Yes, yes and yes!

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Why can I hear her voice in my head

Not too many Mexicans have a Wisconsin accent.

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how did I not realize this before now!
adorable

>Complains about Tina
>Doesn't post a cute Tina

This is the future you chose

I hate everything about this image

Missing Chloe from We gay bears

>we gay bears

Well I mean you're not wrong

Fuck off Pan Pizza.

A virgin.

Fun fact:
Dork was only defined as penis until around 2007-10 in the dictionary, when they added the slang term as a definition.
Of course, the slang has been used since the 60s

The title character from What About Mimi?

Not anymore she's not

Meant for

>wanting a DM who'll probably botch the rolls of any Lawful type character