i just love Germany and can't hide it anymore
>amazing history
>awesome language
>intelligent
>world power despite losing 2 world wars
>best flag ever
>they make the best cars
>they have a god-tier industry
>efficient
>productive
>had/has some of the best scientifics, philosophers, engineers,etc. ever
>girls are qts
>maintains Europe by themselves
their nationalism is more than justificated
WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies and half of Germany's debt was forgiven even though they started the war
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America and Britain risk war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies and airmen even personally buy and drop candy for the children
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them while Germany's leader calls America an unreliable ally
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do
>Britain also helped them a ton after having been attacked by Germany in two wars but now 90% of Germans want to hurt Britain in the Brexit negotiations
Why are Germans such ungrateful, mean, and self-righteous people?
I'm going to Berlin next month, so I'm pretty excited about Germany too.
Germans had it all then they decided to throw it away by playing stupid games and then losing said games.
Germans are probably the single most impressive people on the planet but somehow they Fuck it all up.
history isn't that impressive really, but their people are some of the best humanity has to offer
What a cringeworthy thread
t. Murat
>amazing history
Boger face
>girls are qt
Lantern jawed harpies
>maintains Europe by themselves
Which they've managed to ruin several times due to their autistic whims
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND
t. Menguele's grandson, i know you're somewhere in Colonia
reported to the Mossad
>>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do
WTF man? I could have killed you, be thankful i broke some ribs.
can't sleep?
no, pls send sleeping pills.
Mossads are all dead, same as all nazis and holocaust ""survivors"".
All that exists is the spirit of truth and justice.
Should not those things post? :3
Is it a bad thing for this board?
German cars are overengineered unreliable garbage.
You can get a BMW V8 sedan for cheaper than a Camry of the same year. German cars are the kings of depreciation.
fuck g*rmans
forgot to add karl marx desu
luther was a nice guy
Maybe if you’re too retarded to maintain them, mine is at 101k miles with just routine maintenance
Hitler's Austrian
That's not Hitler, it was Himmler iirc
Just move to Brazil, they have a few towns with people from German descend over there. It's even in the south...
Yeah great people unfairly given a bad name by real evil.
berlin isn't germany anymore
No one loves Germany. Germans are the most bullied group on Sup Forums.
>tfw being german
why even live
> Germans are the most bullied group on Sup Forums.
Probably the most bullied country in Sup Forums is Japan.
We are living in Hell. :_3
>got their jap thread where weeaboos from over the world licking their ass clean
>bullied
They're pretty good indeed, but has some strong propaganda which give them a whole class of neutered, apologetic buffoon that are insufferable, while keeping check of the rest of the population.
Also they're autistic with women, it's unreal, but adorable at the same time.
Excuse me, but Finns and Japs are the most popular posters on Sup Forums.
Finns are loved for their autism, Japs are loved despite their scat porn.
Germans are hated for their autism and their love for scat porn. Double standards much?
Just imagine you are German and have this flag? Outside of Sup Forums I am just told to find a loo...
Dabei habe ich eine Toilette...
lüüüüüüüüüül
There it comes again
(((Mal im Ernst... Indien (mir Ausnahme von Delhi und allem im Umkreis von 200 km) ist echt deutlich besser als sein Ruf - oft nervt mich hier was aber auch in Deutschland war nicht alles perfekt)))
This.
Also Jews and Anglos are fucking animals they deserve everything bad that happened to them.
Japanese are hated people... :_3
>Jews and Anglos
What's the difference
I knew it had to be Australia again!
>Germany and Japan
>hated
Fuck off
>Also they're autistic with women, it's unreal, but adorable at the same time
You guys are really, really open in terms of sexual advances, that's not how I've been brought up. Every time I've been with a french girl (happens a lot, I live right at the border and am fluent in french) it felt like she was the one taking all the initiative. Girls here are open too but french chicks are a whole nother level of cockhungry, it feels like they take it as disrespectful if you don't plow them within 2 hours
>cockhungry
It's called being sociable m8
how can i get a cute cockhungry french bf
>
>how can i get a cute cockhungry french bf
My trick always works:
Ask for boobs and vagene
The only real reasons that anyone dislikes the US is because of destabilization of the middle east, climate change denial and pseudo science obsession.
By anyone who has even had a decent high school history teacher the US is seen as the closest thing to a good guy that 1914-1945 had.
>bf
>"boobs and vagene"
why did he mean by this
yeah and we are always the bogeyman of europe
just take a look now
we changed from being racist to being a welcome and open-minded society. we turned our economy from nothing back to efficiency.
and yet we are being blamed for everything nowadays. and everyone opens their hands and begs for money, pointing fingers at us and calling us bad names.
we are starting to get tired of this shit
I didn't mean for it to sound disrespectful, I was just not used to chicks being this open for the first like 15 years of my life
Germans are dumb people still thinking king they're living in a tribe
Never civilized, always behaving like savages
Since they can't be violent anymore they have developed autism and passive aggressive behaviour
Listen to this guy
Germans’ rational and straightforward attitude is so endearing to me for some reason
>your females are degenerate cockhungry, STD-ridden whores whose pussies are filled with niggercum!
>hey, i didn't mean to be disrespectful
He probably underestimated your faggotry and read it as "gf"
They are though
The same feel :3
One should never underestimate a Kraut's faggotry. People have died for less.
Yeah I know, it's just fun for me with the contrast. French culture is a culture of very active flirting (which is why foreigners find that Parisian women act like stuck up cunts, it's the easiest way to not be hit on 24/7).
Funilly enough, French girls in Germany are desperate because they're not used to your social cues (aka looking at a girl) for flirting and end up spending month alone
Germany is like that one shy and hard-working kid in a big group of friends. He's the one being bullied until he loses his shit and is given a time-out
I think actually few people feel negative about Germany.
On the contrary, I think there are many people who feel positive about Germany.
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What's your deal troll?
A g*rmboy genuinely funny?
There are some things to be seen this century
I'm betting 10 bucks that he isn't german , my algerian friend
>A g*rmboy genuinely funny?
I'm not German, I'm Bavaryan :^)
Servus
Sersn!!!!!!!
>hey I'm occupying you but it's for your own safety or something
American occupation was one of the "best" occupations in history tho.
It was basically forced sex with the victim ending up enjoying it and getting money for it afterwards
My point was that it's still on-going, and it isn't some friendly innocent alliance.
Bavaria is based
>pretzels
>best cars
>best women
>best beer
Thanks
This is some nice bullshit, man. Is this out of an American history book or you made it up now?
Either way, kudos to the creativity!
Also, this is where I was yesterday, see pic related
Germany is the best country in the world desu
all things considered, it's fucking great
the number one reason it's a country that just works, and it works very well.
It's thanks to our cultural and societal imports from Germany that our country is so great as well. Thank you, Germany. We love you.
Looks really beautiful, is that near where you live?
One of the things I hate about living in a big city is that you really have to go out of your way to see places like that.
I live in Munich, pic was taken in Walchensee, in the South of Bavaria, close to the Austrian border
When will Germany marry Austria?
>When will Germany marry Austria?
Soon
Oh I see, looks like it gets very mountainous down there, bet it’s a great place to go camping