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Two buttons

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what button do I press to die painlessly?

Right

Right button, Baptist

World peace

Make everyone Mormon
Because Mormons are the only whites who actually have babies

right, baptist

Why the fuck would anyone push a button transforming the entire population to fedora tipping fat neckbeard virgins?

Fuck me, you'd be as well as extinguishing life on Earth and starting again than trying to get intelligent offspring out of those doss cunts.

Right, non-denominational

Christendom

The left would kill humanity

The left one.
I want more advancement in space travel and possible colonization of planets in our solar system.
As we all know, only atheists can move scientific progress along.

Right button, jew

right obviously. A belief in being punished keeps idiots in check as oppose to one were there is no fear to being degenerate. Simple as that.

Christians could potentially fuck up the future quite a bit. (e.g. banning technology that goes against god's will or is offensive to them)

>not Amish

>People picking right because muh fedora maymay.

Left, no more science denying Israel worshiping neocons.

left button is the only logical choice

Amish are inbred hillbillies who abhor technology.

>fedora or no fun allowed
Can I just shoot myself

>banning technology that goes against god's will
let's make a list of things that could be:
• gay sex-robots
• pocketsized abortion vacuums
that's all i got.

>Christian
>Denomination

Christians wouldn't be in disagreement with the word of God.

Christianity

All I need to see is the art it inspired to know what is preferable.

I'd make everyone part of one of those black churches just to see how it ends up.

Right button, because the left button would result int he extinction of the white race. Whites have shown that being atheist results in virgin status.

Right button, Jehovah Witnesses.

Right and Anglican

Any other answer is objectively wrong

*Unsheaves sword*
*teleports behind you*

low church or high?

Right. 1500th century catholic

I don't want the entire world to be Christian. I want the West to be 100% Christian. There can't be a clash of civilizations if we all share the same faith, and if everyone's truly a devout Christian then there won't be a WW3.

So I hit the atheist button.

I'd press the "everybody fucking dies" one. Including me. Fuck that gay ass planet, humanity is suffering for a reason.

Any technology that changes the human body could be considered unholy by many because "god made us in his image".

Augmentation, genetic manipulation, stuff like that.

>right
>catholic
>100 years later, fedoras are a relic of the past

right, eastern orthodoxy

id rather have a pure, wholesome world than a scientific and degenerate society

Unsheathes*

>world peace
>b-but ignore the oppression of the mentally ill they'll get over their neurological disorders some how

left button:
>everyone is a nihilist
>niggers chimping and shitting everywhere
>jews still jew, there's just no religion to hide behind anymore
>we get Blade Runner

right button (depending on denomination):
>niggers kept in line by the one thing they understand
>people are compassionate and kind by nature
>jews are de-jewed since their new morals are completely against what they were doing before
>world moves into a new golden era of peace, civilization and science
>we get TNG

>right
>Catholic

>god made us in his image
that's not a physical thing.

jeez if some of you atheists were christian, you'd be some of the most theologically retarded ones imaginable.

Right, Traditional Catholicism.

The only real answer here.

Fucking retarded. How the fuck would science denote degeneracy? Fuck if anything we might see the rise of some sort of neo-nazism fueled by legitimized claims of conservatism and the rayan race that science could provide.

>right
>orthodox catholicism

deus vult

I'm an atheist and I'd unironically choose right

The average person cannot be trusted to live without religion

*aryan

Everyone becomes Christian, no denomination
Basically Protestant I suppose

As a student of history I find the right button intriguing. As I know the world being one religion (no matter the religion) would probably bring lots of stability for a time. The question is, how long? Christianity has had a few very violent schisms in the past.

If the whole world is Catholic, say, what happens when China want's to become Protestant? Do they get nuked? How severe would a modern holy war be?

100 years from now, earth could be a nuclear wasteland of militant atheists, who all turned their backs against religion after it caused a devastating WW3.

What exactly do you think Christians believe?

>Left
Just dont mind me

Right, baptist

Convert everyone to Catholicism

Atheist here. Would choose that everyone become a Christian. Probably mormon. They seem to have the best outcomes.

This thread reminds me a lot of the route choices in the Shin Megami Tensei series.

>Press left button
>The freedom to make your own choices and decisions in life, but some countries will probably descend into complete chaos and anarchy

>Press right button
>Everyone is bound to God's law, with no free will allowed.

This. Right, Anglican, the religion of me, my bull and my gf.

the earth is only several thousand years old and it was created by some all powerful god

also dinosaurs are a myth and carbon dating is lies

Nuke everything there was funnier tho

Right, Orthodox. Will not happen before the 2nd coming of our Lord though.

If everyone became Protestant, I don't think there'd be a lot of religious strife

Most religious problems were either Islamic or Roman Catholic in nature (and even then, the Roman Catholic Church wanted to be strong to be able to fend off the Islamists)

Right, Anglican.

For Queen and country.

Left is the obvious choice.

I'm not even a Christfag and I'd hit the one on the right. Eastern Orthodox.

Left, of course. Screw all Abrahamic religions, Buddhism may stay.

Left, no more religion, no more sacred rocks to fight over. We can focus on science and go to the stars.

Protestantism doesn't have a strong doctrine so there's very little risk of a violent schism.

Does it affect me too? I want to keep heaven to myself.

>choose Amish
>get teleported 100 years into the future
>100 years of development starting from middle age
>i arrive just when technology is the same as today
>100 wasted years
>mfw

>would i like to live in a futuristic space-faring society with exciting advancements in science i could barely even comprehend
>or would i like to live in a repeat of the dark ages

hmmm op tough choice

both are terrible

atheism turns into what we have today. Christianity turns into dark ages 2.0

is there a button that turns everyone into national socialists? religion is nothing but politics for babies

Weren't the Puritans Protestant?

Left. Either is a major improvement ina world where islam exists, but fedoras are much better than actual theocracies.

>middle ages
>100 years ago
Italian education.

Science will bring about national socialism desu

Sell the buttons to the highest bidder, only what they get is a fake while I press Christian and move a hundred years into the future with my money, where I use it to reconstruct my foreskin.
Obviously

Forgive Ahmed, he only just got off the boat.

Yes, but they only opposed the Roman Catholic remnants of the Anglican church

anglos have always been assholes for no reason

If I choose right, nothing is stopping people from coming up with their own stupid fucking denominations. I'll most likely come to a world where there are still fucking ten billion different religions. And plus, we'll still have all the SJWs to go with it.

At least if I make everyone a neckbeard, then they'll most likely stay a fucking neckbeard.

So I'm choosing left because it has the most impact on the world.

Right, Christian don't care what denominations.
Peacefull world, full of plenty, no need for army's or police, the people with self discipline.

I'm an atheist and I would pick the right button.
Other people could really use the values implemented by religion.

I'm a 'nice guy' without religion but hey, I'd sacrifice my views to make the world a better place.

Atheists. Actual ones, not edgy fedoralords.

The less false information and exploitable memetits people have the better.

Christian one

>Christianity
>peaceful, self-discipline

Not sure if you're joking but I'll just post this anyway en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism

>Right
>Roman Catholic
Everything else asides maybe Orthodox is too passive.

left
it'll be like a restart, let's see how long until the stupid ones come up with a new one

Both

They die.

>World peace
ISIS gets renamed into CSIS. People still stone each other in Saudi-Arabia/Iran, middle east terrorists still blow up themselves and run over French people with trucks. Just that it happens in the name of God instead of Allah. Nothing changes.

Puritans feel like bad guys to me, but it may be because I'm one of those awful "separation of church and state" bastards.

I can't help but see schism as anything but inevitable though, as I prefaced though, that is a student of history more than theology though.

I have a hard time arguing against this.

So either everyone acts like a smug asshole 24/7
Or
Everyone becomes sexual deviants

Christians have no reason to terrorise anyone in a world where all believe in Christianity, and the page you linked to is full of ethnic "crimes" rather than religious ones. In any case do not pretend that Christianity is in any way a violent religion in it's nature.

Christendom means genocide of the mentally ill. Nice job.

I believe this is yours, sir.

God is all powerful, but as for the rest of your post, that is not the case. Christianity and science are not mutually exclusive.

>Inb4 "Yes they are"

Pic related.

TL;DR: Christianity and science go hand in hand, they don't contradict each other.

Right
Serbian Orthodox

>left button
>traveling through the stars
>right button
>war is virtually a thing of the past and the world becomes boring but prosperous

Button 2 - denomination: ROCA.

Left is the default world setting. Can't go wrong with that.

>Puritans feel like bad guys to me, but it may be because I'm one of those awful "separation of church and state" bastards.
either you don't understand what 'separation of church and state' means, or you have no idea who the puritans were.

kek

Making everyone Christian would ultimately be meaningless. Religion isn't so much about what people believe so much as it's about separating into tribes, so there's always good guys and bad guys to fight.

It would only be a matter of time before sub-denominations and sects arose through violent schisms.

This is basically what already happened, btw.

left = degeneracy
right = universal based-ness

So you believe that if everybody in the world was christian there would be no crime? That's fucking hilarious, user.