Where does Santa live?

Where does Santa live?

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Svalbard

Santa is not real.

Finland

Your mum’s place

lies!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veliky_Ustyug

North Pole, Canada
He even has a Canadian postal code: H0H 0H0, and became an official Canadian Citizen in 2013:
theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/canada-issues-santa-claus-a-passport/article16072973/

And look at our Supreme Court judges. Coincidence?

Isn't he supposed to live in Lapland ?

He lives in Laferrere, La matanza, Buenos Aires Province.

>North Pole, Canada
>North Pole
>Canada
HAH Sweetie too late norther continent is 100% Russian

>Joulupukki and his wife live and work in Korvatunturi, in Lapland. His assistants are called tonttu, or more precisely joulutonttu (from Swedish tomte); they are not elves, but are essentially human, often dwarflike in character.

>Their attire resembles Joulupukki's, and males also sport a white beard, but joulutonttu are often smaller in size and may be of any age and either gender. While only a rather large, aged man can convincingly dress as Joulupukki, most other people can dress as a joulutonttu, with less special attire required.

cyka blyat, poshlot


The North Pole is clearly closer to Ellesmere island

>implying Santa looks like some Witcher cosplayer

Strangest thing I've read all day

Ellsmere Island, postal code H0H 0H0

Where did you read that. Joulupukki looks like you'r average coca cola santa claus.

I bet he goes to waterland, bumping hot chink chicks

snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/cocacola.asp

my kid sister never lets me forget that I told her this

youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8UGT1__F8

He lives where the falling angel meeting the rising ape.

youtube.com/watch?v=AnaQXJmpwM4

Do you have any force to back it up?

santa sounds pretty chill

He says "what the fuck!?"

north pole

We can simply wait for the HIV to kill off your soldiers.

SANTA ISNT REAL you twat
My big brother told me so

Neuschwabenland next to the ramp for the Reichsflugscheiben. He doesn't have that much money so he uses it for his sleigh