Where does Santa live?
Where does Santa live?
Svalbard
Santa is not real.
Finland
Your mum’s place
lies!
North Pole, Canada
He even has a Canadian postal code: H0H 0H0, and became an official Canadian Citizen in 2013:
theglobeandmail.com
And look at our Supreme Court judges. Coincidence?
Isn't he supposed to live in Lapland ?
He lives in Laferrere, La matanza, Buenos Aires Province.
>North Pole, Canada
>North Pole
>Canada
HAH Sweetie too late norther continent is 100% Russian
>Joulupukki and his wife live and work in Korvatunturi, in Lapland. His assistants are called tonttu, or more precisely joulutonttu (from Swedish tomte); they are not elves, but are essentially human, often dwarflike in character.
>Their attire resembles Joulupukki's, and males also sport a white beard, but joulutonttu are often smaller in size and may be of any age and either gender. While only a rather large, aged man can convincingly dress as Joulupukki, most other people can dress as a joulutonttu, with less special attire required.
cyka blyat, poshlot
The North Pole is clearly closer to Ellesmere island
>implying Santa looks like some Witcher cosplayer
Strangest thing I've read all day
Ellsmere Island, postal code H0H 0H0
Where did you read that. Joulupukki looks like you'r average coca cola santa claus.
I bet he goes to waterland, bumping hot chink chicks
my kid sister never lets me forget that I told her this
He lives where the falling angel meeting the rising ape.
Do you have any force to back it up?
santa sounds pretty chill
He says "what the fuck!?"
north pole
We can simply wait for the HIV to kill off your soldiers.
SANTA ISNT REAL you twat
My big brother told me so
Neuschwabenland next to the ramp for the Reichsflugscheiben. He doesn't have that much money so he uses it for his sleigh