Fox: Hey there little user! Do you want to see a """"""""X-Men"""""""" movie

>Fox: Hey there little user! Do you want to see a """"""""X-Men"""""""" movie
>Me: oh golly gee whiz! You mean with my favorites like Cyclops, Jubilee, Storm, and Nightcrawler!
>Fox: Yes, just like that. Except with those characters taking a backseat to Magneto, Prof X, Magneto, Mystique, Jean Grey, Magneto, Apocalypse, and the surprise break-out character Magneto's dead wife and daughter wooo!
>Me: That's not what I want at all.
>Fox: Just for that we deleted 99% of Jubilee's scenes. Including the Fun Mall scene. Fun is not allowed in X-Men.
>Me:Noo...
>Fox: But hey! We got Psylocke and Angel!
>Me: Cool!
>Fox: But they hardly have any lines and no development
>Me:BOOO!
>Fox:But we have a Wolverine cameo by Hugh Jackman.
>Me: I'm tired of Wolverine. And Hugh Jackman isn't even that good as him.
>Fox: Well too fucking bad, he's retiring and we'll gonna milk that cow for all he's worth!
>Me: Will there be some cool action scenes?
>Fox: No, but we do have a bunch of shitty CGI garbage and mindless destruction porn! Nothing gets us harder than watching billions of people die.
>Me: This doesn't sound fun. Have you read the comics?
>Fox: Comic Books are icky and gross and for nerds. I only care about money and twinks.
>Me: I didn't ask for this
>Fox: Don't Worry, the next movie will be the REAL X-Men movie!
>Me: You promised that last time!
>Fox: HAIL HITLER!

XD
Magneto and Xavier are the best parts and Mystique was mostly out of focus

>Fox: HAIL HITLER!
lol! your so random op! xD

Magneto was terrible. Fassbender was overacting worse than a Lucas script.

He even shouted "IS THIS WHAT YIU WANT" at the sky when his family died.

I'm surprised he didn't shout "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT!"

>waaah: the post

Fassbender was fine, its the directing and writing where it lacked

I wish Fox would give the rights back to Marvel.

Yeah, give Marvel ALL the rights.

>Mystique mostly out of focus
>plot stops dead on its tracks whenever she shows up
>does nothing but bitch yet everyone treats her like a saint
>nigh invincible wheather witch Storm looks up to her
>Cerebro is blue because of her
>all her lines are delivered with the passion of a potato that was never harvested
>she'll now lead an X-Men team that has both Jean Gray and Cyclops in it

I still enjoyed the movie (can't quite figure out why tho) but come the fuck on

>>Nothing gets us harder than watching billions of people die.
>>Me: This doesn't sound fun. Have you read the comics?
Does OP even read comics? Mass murder happens all the time.

Someone actually looked at the final act CGI and thought "yeah, that will do". I think thats when the budget ran out

God that was awful. It's like I was watching Fan4stic again.

Im not sure what was worse, the pyramid or Magneto's magnetic force field

People want movies to be inspiring and uplifting (like the MCU andDeadpool).
Not edgy and brooding (like Apocalypse and MoS)

Blowing up monuments and killing billions of people doesn't make your movie deeper.

don't you mean
>hail hydra?

You know the funny thing is even though Magneto and Apocalypse probably killed millions, it didnt feel like anyone actually died

>Mystique leads the X-Men instead of Rightclops because MUH HUNGER GAMES
>Mystique has to literally tell Rightclops to use his powers for the final battle.
>Rightclops is so useless he gets stuck in a wall by Apocalypse

I wish Singer and Fox would burn

To everything.

you should have saw a good movie like Captain America Civil War instead

HAH!
I love Marvel but the only good part was the airport scene.
Not good when Ant-Man and Spider-Man stole the show.

nice try, TROLL
BUT literally every scene in CA Civil War was perfect. And Zemo was a better and deeper villain than Magneto and Apocalypse combined.

>Me: This doesn't sound fun. Have you read the comics?

Actually this is the closest movie to comic books this year and thats why it was shitty. Because it has most of the issues that come from said books.

good film > muh comic books

X-men should go back to sci-fi like the previous movies. This capeshit intent was an abortion.

Zemo was literally a slightly subtler "muh family" villain. He is barely in the movie and his plan makes even less sense than Lex's.

The best thing out of CW were the Avengers interactions. Zemo was just the excuse to have them interacting.

>People want movies to be inspiring and uplifting (like the MCU movies).
>Not edgy and brooding (like the marvel actual comic books)

There, fixed it for you.

What was the point of Psylocke and Angel? They could have been replaced by any generic mutants for henchmen.

I hope Deadpool kills Magneto in the next film. Dude can't keep getting away with killing tens of thousands of people because he's Xavier's buddy-lover.

You would think that Prof X would mindwipe him or lobotimize him after Magneto helped Apocalypse kidnap him and let Apocalypse almost absorb his body (destroying his existence). I mean jeez dude, there's being hopeful and being stupid.

Deadpool was inspiring and uplifting? I thought it was Crass and Crude.

Apocalypse had that Quicksilver scene though.

>Whining that Magneto and Professor X are central characters

0/10.

I'm pretty sure Psylocke wasn't supposed to have been in there for long, but she bitched and moaned.

Nobody wants to see an hour deticated to Magneto and his shitty Gwen Stacy family or Prof X dropping his spaghetti around Moira.

They wanna see Cyclops, Storm, Nightcrawler, and Jean fighting giant robots....Like the ending teased.
But nnnnnoooooooooo, Singer and Fox can't give us that movie. That woud be too cool and fun.

And now they want to make a spin-off with JLstique. And Wolverine 3.

Marvel would make them about as different from a lot of the comics as Fox does.

>surprised that Xavier, Magneto, and Mystique are used

Did you not pay attention to the 2 movies before this? The First Class trilogy has always been Xavier's/Magneto's/Mystique's story.

I want Magneto being Magneto, not spend the early part crying about MUH FAMILY, going the dark path and needing to come back (there's already First Class and DoFP to see to that) and spending the later part mainly floating around with his force field shield.

The issue isn't about them being used, but that the way they were used didn't break much new ground.

Helooooooo Autist

>and his plan makes even less sense than Lex's

Explain yourself, user.

>whine whine
Mcavoy and Fassbender are still the best on the cast, and the X-Men movies were built on the notoriety of Stewart and Mckellan playing Xavier and Erik. Fox isn't likely to break that pattern.

>trailers
I don't care, the whole nuclear missile sequence was exploitative trailer-bait and I'm more disappointed by that.

>And now they want to make a spin-off with JLstique.
There's a complaint that I can understand. I don't care for her either.

I'm sick of Xavier's/Magneto's/Mystique's story.

I want to see main focus on Cyclops, Jubilee, and Storm.

Even Deadpool is more interesting than Prof X, Mystique, and Magneto at this point.

I don't know how anyone could not enjoy this.

I have no idea if it was intentional or if Singer thought he was making a big, serious movie but this was honestly like watching three or four episodes of the 90's cartoon series come to life.

Glorious schlock.