I thought Texas was based

>Be me
>Trump MAGA hat arrives in the mail
>yay.jpg
>one week later
>Visit my in-laws in Houston
>I Arrive at my in-laws house and unpack all of my stuff
>they forgot to go to the store before my wife and I came over
>fatboihungry.gif
> I put on my MAGA hat, started up my car, and proceed to drive to the local neighborhood Kroger
>I walk into the store with an energy level so high it could power over 6 million concentration camps
>On my way to the checkout isle, I see at the corner of my eye, several White self-hating, overweight SJW mean mugging me
>"Hey bro, where did you get that goofy ass looking hat?" one of the libcucks asks me.
>Not wanting to get into any confrontations I just ignore them and carry on with my own business
>They walk up to me and ask me the same question again
>"HEY BRO, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GOOFY ASS HAT?!"
>dayoftherope.gif
>Due to my rage I accidentally revealed my power level
"From the online Trump store you fucking mentally deranged degenerate! When Trump wins the predidental election you faggots, along with all of the non-White subhumans, are going to be thrown into interment camps and executed!"
>The SJW looked at me like I just killed a baby
>The people behind me gasped in horror
Several woman behind me called me a hate-filled bigot.
>"It's 2016, get with the times!" one woman shouted
>The liberal SJW start shouting at me, calling me a racist bigot.
>Walk out of the store in disgust

WTF, I thought Texas was a based state. Help me Sup Forums, I'm stuck in this shit hole for another 2 weeks.

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Texas is a big state, and Houston has been getting steadily culturally enriched since Katrina in 2006.

This is like me saying all of Illinois is shit because of Chimpcongo.

Your story sucks

...

I was at a Wawa the other day and some 5'3 fat girl saw my shirt and said "FUCK TRUMP"

I just told her to kill herself

>>several White self-hating, overweight SJW mean mugging me
>>"Hey bro, where did you get that goofy ass looking hat?" one of the libcucks asks me.

you get them free at the gym

I know your story is fake but I'm genuinely worried about wearing my MAGA hat here in Florida. Every time I do so I get the worst looks from black people and hispanics. A congo simian approached me at the gas station and smacked the pump out of my hand, luckily off-duty cop was there and arrested him.

I really don't want to wear the hat and have some random nog or liberal stab me or shoot me.

>live in Texas
>relatives visit from Austin
>they make a comment about the sign in the yard when they walk in the door
>realize they have a Hilary 2016 sticker on their car
>suddenly realize I actually met a Hillary supporter in real life

Top kek.

don't give in seriously you letting them suppress your freedom.

This. Houston got blacked. You don't want to be there.

Houston used to be good until after Katrina sent all the niggers there. Now it is basically like Austin 2.0.

>it's been 10 years since Houston got BLACKED

Why would you let a nigger smack a gas pump pum from your hands? Are you that cucked? Man up, stop living in fear and wear your Trump hat proudly. If you happen to get shot by a feral nigger you will die a martyr, worshiped and idolized by the great massases of patriotic Americans who will write songs and tell story's about your glorious sacrifice.

MOLON LABE!

>be me
Jesus is everybody from this faggy ass tread from reddit too?

>neverhappened.gif

>>Visit my in-laws in Houston
kill yourself houston faggot

Kek confirms, Houston got blacked.

should i wear it in germany?

This didn't happen

100%

I wouldn't do it Hans, you would probably get arrested for inciting racial hatred.

Wearing it all the time here. Granted that is not Germanistan

ur right thats probably hate speech in germany

You know much about the area? I'll be in Houston another 1-2 years at least, are there any places to meet like-minded redpilled people or is it all a lost cause?

Wtf i hate kroger now

>live in TX (college station)
>friends visit from Dallas and Austin
>they are Christians, never voted before, because everything is already decided by God blah blah
>they comment how they may actually go vote this year
>they are voting for Hillary
>laugh at Sup Forums inside my head

Its Romney all over again.
Just don't be surprise when you lose AGAIN,

That bitch needs to go to prison.

I want to wear my MAGA hat around, but living in the Chicago suburbs and commuting into the city makes shit seem pretty dicey. Between the Jews, the Mexicans, and the niggers, it feels like I'd be shot dead before reaching my office.

Just smile and flick them off while do you something extremely American.

>le everything is decided by god, free will doesn't exist
Christians believe this shit because of a mental imbalance. The right brain hemisphere takes hold and they get afflicted with the slave mind set.

As well you should.

Sup fellow Cstat fag

>Christian
>Voting for Hillary

Bullshit, your friends are just retarded.

Bullshit story.

Houston is a cesspit. Dyke mayor and everything until this year. Now it's a jigaboo.

HEB master race?

>Houston
>based

There is your mistake.

>yay.jpg

Trump's supporters are mental children.

>things that never happened

If trump wants to make america great why is he friends with our greatest enemy of the last 60 years?

Is this why is hats are red? To show alliance to KGB and suck Putins ginormous cock?

latimes.com/la-ol-opinion-newsletter-donald-trump-russia-20160730-snap-htmlstory.html

That's why I wear my NRA hat instead.

Shoulda stolen her hoagie

Fuck yer.

>hardcore Christians
>voting for someone who wants federal funded abortions

>thingsthatneverhappened.tiff

Kill all baby boomer faggots. US-RUSSIA alliance will happen, and it will be beautiful. No poz, no kikes, no white guilt boomers= paradise.

It's another things that never happened episode

For anyone taking the bait: Texas is based af. Our blacks/browns/yellows/purples don't give a fuck.

PS yee haw fuckers

hurr durr then why will we never stop pointing icbms at each other? YOu do realize that russia is a great oligarchy then we... You do realize we are going same direction?

Are you out of your mind?

>"From the online Trump store you fucking mentally deranged degenerate! When Trump wins the predidental election you faggots, along with all of the non-White subhumans, are going to be thrown into interment camps and executed!"
You know saying stuff like that doesn't help Trump, right?

Why the fuck are Christians such cucked faggots? Modern Christianity is the cuck shed religion.

Yeah I'm voting for Trump and ordered a MAGA hat but I'm nowhere near as much of a fucking idiot enough to wear it in public.

I've seen 1 car in my town with a Trump sticker. In CT btw (in the suburbs).

That's the best you could come up with?

I have a trump hat in my back window, closest thing to a bumper sticker since I don't want to go through hell getting it off.

Tfw you can´t wear it because you aren`t "American"

I'm very sorry that that really happened, op.

You can wear a KKK a outfit in public, it's just that someone might beat the shit out of you if you do so.

B/CS is over-represented in Sup Forums apparently

>HEY BRO, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GOOFY ASS HAT?!
>From the online Trump store you fucking mentally deranged degenerate! When Trump wins the predidental election you faggots, along with all of the non-White subhumans, are going to be thrown into interment camps and executed!
Epic dialogue. I can picture it now.

All of Illinois is shit.

I wore my maga hat around but I live in a very white community so nobody did anything to me

Texan here

Houston = Niggers
Austin = Californians
Dallas = Faggots

Everywhere else is alright though.

>>"It's 2016, get with the times!" one woman shouted
smiled a bit

Illinois suburbs here
I just wore my Trump 2016 shirt to Meijer and no dirty looks, one guy complimented me on it.

Gig em fags

TAMU poster here.

I live on the border to Illinois from Iowa, and for the supposed democratic capital, my neighborhood is lined with "Hillary for Prison" signs and everyone I talk to talks about how they want Trump. It feels great.

If you tell that to a SJW often enough, xe will eventually do it.

Kek