>His country is landlocked
His country is landlocked
>His country has a land border
>His country doesn't have mountains
>his country's main area doesn't have two coasts
>the country bordering his country isn't essentially a weaker less important version of him
> his country's largest city isn't the capital city
Irrelevantugal
>his country has earthquakes volcanos tornados and other natural disasters
>his country is basically a spread-out megacity
>his country is flat
>his country speaks another country language
>his country is not France
>his country is France
>his country is France
>his country is a former french colony
>His country will not stay above water for more than a few decades
>his country doesn't have multiple time zones
>his country doesn't have continental proportions
>his ocuntry doesn't have overseas teriitories
wow how is euro time posting so creative and funny lmao havent seen this thread before
>His country isn't mostly made out of water
hehe
>his country doesn't give name to it's language
>His country wasn't hijacked by kikes one hundred years ago
>his country isn't part of the nordic council
>the countries bordering his country aren't essentially weaker less important versions of him
>COUNTRY
t. speaks Castilian