His country is landlocked

>His country is landlocked

>His country has a land border

>His country doesn't have mountains

>his country's main area doesn't have two coasts
>the country bordering his country isn't essentially a weaker less important version of him

> his country's largest city isn't the capital city

Irrelevantugal

>his country has earthquakes volcanos tornados and other natural disasters

>his country is basically a spread-out megacity
>his country is flat

>his country speaks another country language

>his country is not France

>his country is France

>his country is France

>his country is a former french colony

>His country will not stay above water for more than a few decades

>his country doesn't have multiple time zones

>his country doesn't have continental proportions

>his ocuntry doesn't have overseas teriitories

wow how is euro time posting so creative and funny lmao havent seen this thread before

>His country isn't mostly made out of water

hehe

>his country doesn't give name to it's language

>His country wasn't hijacked by kikes one hundred years ago

>his country isn't part of the nordic council

>the countries bordering his country aren't essentially weaker less important versions of him

>COUNTRY

t. speaks Castilian