Someone needs to go out of their way to cause a universally large genocide of The Kree and The Skrull. Both these species are like parasites whose only prerogative is to cause death and destruction all over the galaxy for the benefit of their own races survival
I literally do no care if Galactus has fucked over the planets of both these species if they fucking took the time to think they'd realize that the Avengers equally hate Galactus and would be more than happy to help but NO!
Apparently that's just not an option because both these species are fucking retarded
Daniel Gray
Galactus hasn't really fucked with the Kree as far as i know. it did eat the Skull homeworld and that somehow doomed their entire pan galactic empire
Avengers would never leave Earth to stop Galactus either
also, them asking Earth for help is like America asking for aid from Congo Reeds smartness and Gods of thunder aside its total bullshit that can't out do anything we've achieved
Levi Perez
Your autism wont erase them user
Austin Davis
fuck you
the kree/skrull are great space opera fodder
Adrian Gomez
No.
Ryder Long
>skrulls >galactus eats their homeworld >then annhilus's planet eating dreadnought eats dozens of their colony worlds >then the architects kill a couple other dozen skrull worlds
thats why they are fucked, not just galactus
Brody Scott
Neither of those species opened a door to an alternate universe filled with undying conquerors powered by Shuma-Gorath
Luis Gutierrez
Yeah, that was one thing I genuinely enjoyed about Secret Invasion; the idea that they were in the midst of their big plan to conquer Earth when the Annihilation Wave tore through their space and just fucking gutted them while their attention was elsewhere. It went from being something which they were doing to please their god to being something which they absolutely HAD to win because for most of their troops, they literally had no homes left to go back to.
And then their empress was killed, their god was killed, and the invasion failed, and now they're good and fucked.
Ayden Allen
>implying humans would behave differently if we had access to the technology necessary for large-distance space travel and colonization
Joshua Turner
I choose to hope we'll be more Star Trek-y
Luke Johnson
It looks hot we'll want to put our collective dick in it.
Spaceward Ho!
Camden Ward
Also Bendis and Humphries destroyed the Kree homeworld recently, not sure if the Kree even exist anymore aside from Ronan and Bendis' OC who said she was the last surviving Kree as far as she knew.
Joseph Lopez
Also the bit with trying to make friends with other species before incinerating them.
Dylan Nelson
>not sure if the Kree even exist anymore aside from Ronan and Bendis' OC who said she was the last surviving Kree as far as she knew. Kree OCs appear in Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur and Starbrand & Nightmask; at least one of their named home planets survive in the latter
Kevin Richardson
No one tell Bendis then.
Still destroying Hala was fucking stupid, barely anything has been done with it since Annihilation Conquest and that planet is always getting rekt.
Jose Taylor
well it's canon that the badoon will conquer and basically wipe out both so they are going to be gone eventually
Julian Kelly
We only do that in Trek because we're post-scarcity and nobody wants anything anymore.
Replicators aren't actually feasible in the real world, it's impossible to generate the amount of energy necessary to transmute matter to energy and back, you'd need more juice than the fucking sun makes.
Easton Sanchez
Hulkling is destined to unite the two empires under his righteous banner, with the power of the magic star-sword Excelsior
Ryan Wilson
Has there even been a story since Secret Invasion that addressed how utterly fucked the Skrulls have gotten? Like, are they an endangered species of space-hobos now or did things just stay status quo?
Julian Miller
I think it got mentioned in New Avengers that the skrulls are gathering up as many survivors as they can to launch a last ditch war effort that will either restart their empire or let them all die in a blaze of glory, which is basically the timeframe Hulkling has to mentally and physically prepare himself to step into the cosmic stage
Luis Morgan
That sounds like the worst fucking idea. Why don't they take those fucking gathered survivors and find a quiet corner to re-fuckin'-build for a while? Surely there's some unclaimed territory within whatever-they-call-their-FTL distance
Caleb Adams
>wanting Kree and Skrull to be retconned out of existance I would rather have the Chitauri removed with the Badoon put in their place. Skrulls are pretty much dead on the galactic stage and the Kree are not too far behind.
Juan Anderson
these are Skrulls we're talking about here
Kayden Collins
galactus isn't around anymore you casual fuck
Dominic Stewart
he's not dead, he just doesn't eat planets any more
Luis Nelson
hes not galactus, he is called lifebringer now
Kayden Rodriguez
They don't need to die they just need to make love. Physically.
Juan Harris
that's just his job position
Luke Nelson
SAVEUS.HULKLING
Kayden Powell
In Marvel? Of course. The subject isn't a popular one, but you can imagine how different conquest of space would be with metahumans available for help.
Josiah Foster
Give Vulcan another crack at some genocide.
He was starting to get the hang of it.
Easton Hernandez
so when's the next issue without Thanos acting like a retard again and on to actually solving cosmic mysteries?
By the way, Galan > all of the Ultimates characterwise
Alexander Gomez
once civil war II ends in like eight months
which is why most writers that care about story just quit when an event sucks their book into it
Juan Garcia
Never because he's not being written as a marie sue by the hack Starlin.
Connor Gray
>implying Civil War II may be extended/delayed to winter or even 2017
Jack Peterson
I was talking about the team, but suit yourself.
>marie sue >Starlin being hack
fuck right off. A&L wrote Thanos hundred times better than idiots do now.
Henry Smith
>badoon will conquer the universe how ever do they manage that? they're literally the niggers of space in Marvel that's not a big on blacks, just that all the negative connotations of that word (lazy, savage, belligerent, etc.) apply to the Badoon hell, they lay eggs for gods shake
Isaac White
In truth if humans haven't acquired Kree/Skrull levels of tech by now then humans don't deserve a place in the universe considering the cosmic and above shit that falls into their lap on a daily basis.
Nolan Sanchez
So you're saying that the Skrull are the Jews of the universe. Small Beginnings to Powerful and influential but shunned by the light of god and punished for their hubris.
Lincoln Kelly
Hala was the just the main world the kree have several planets. Bendis just being Bendis assumed Hala was the only one and had his OC be the "last Kree". I could have sworn Ronan was alive at the end of vortex reacting to Hala being blown up.
Andrew Martinez
Don't older issues of Guardians 3000 characters show the Badoon to have tech advanced enough to be in the "magic" level too?
Bentley Ward
with the exception of Thor, Hyperion, and Star Brand the Annihilators shit on the entire Avengers lineup they were too good, i.e. powerful, for this world
Henry Peterson
They jobbed pretty hard in general
Isaiah Harris
IRL too
Gabriel Collins
The final time they appeared as a team, Thanos in his own OGN rekt them.
Connor Cox
who the fuck invited Laika?
Ethan Hall
Why don't humans just teach the aliens to not be jerks all of the time?
Ethan Foster
Isn't Hyperion like, a bad guy?
t. haven't read a Cosmic Marvel comic since Annihilation
Ryan Rivera
not Laika. Can't remember the dog's name right now though... Appeared in GotG