Canadian politics is absolute shit

>4 major parties + quebec separatist fags
>cuckservative party
literally kike shill and same as the democrats in america
>liberal party
worst of the worst cucks
>green party
environmental cucks "le David Suzuki lmao XDD"
>NDP
Commies but with more cucks
Why is the politics here so cancerous. we don't have any major parties with libertarian or with non-cucked ideals. literally the only options on the ballot are vote this cuck or that cuck. seriously fuck this country.

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Can this "cuck" meme just fucking die already?

>Canadian
>Politics
Pick one gaylord

I love the Liberals. They're basically the only governing Western party in the world who follow classical liberalism policies. The LibDems in the UK and Citizens in Spain come close but they're being cucked by other parties.

Trudeau will be the next Bill Clinton/Tony Blair without the baggage.

There is literally no difference between conservatives and liberals besides the fact that conservatives don't actively push degeneracy as much, and the fact that conservatives are corrupt shills that are connected with the american cuckservative establishment and the koch brothers

>grow up in 90s Canada, liberal party wins every single year, not much of a challenge
>Liberals piss away the money too hard one year and piss off the teachers and normies
>Conservatives win because everyone votes to teach the libs a lesson
>people quickly backpedal after Harper gives them the big dickings
>everyone votes Liberal because JUST WATCH ME's son is running
>dudeweedlmao

I just don't know if he'll torpedo things hard enough to make everyone vote Conservative again.

Jack Layton might have got in had he not died. MIGHT. No one wants to vote for Mrs. Asia Chang Layton.

>They're basically the only governing Western party in the world who follow classical liberalism policies

Except for the whole 'hate speech isn't free speech' thing. America is the only country that even comes close to following classical liberalism

Never go to gay parade. Apparently though Emperor Moonbeam will be featured. It's tomorrow. Should I go?

>Jack Layton might have got in had he not died.

Executive action, user, he had to go. Might have created a real option, can't have that.

Every party can't be perfect. Which American party comes close to classical liberalism? Don't say Libertarian, they're a meme party.

I'm not saying any specific party. America in general is just far more liberal in the sense that you can't go to jail for fucking 'hate speech' if someone gets their fee fees hurt. Their constitution is 100% classical liberalism, ours is not even close

Fair enough. But that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about parties. And the Liberals are the only ones in the entire world. Even The Economist agrees: economist.com/news/books-and-arts/21702737-many-meanings-liberalism-liberal-blues

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You don't have to like JT, but even you should be able to see almost anyone was better than Harper last election

I like Trudeau because he's too dumb to do anything truly fucked. The problem with Harper was that he was smart enough to think of an pull off all the shady shit he did

Imagine a country where every single political party is in the centre.

Well stop imagining dummy, cause it's already Canada!

How is Trudeau better than Harper?

He is not actively trying to curtail freedoms and oppress people?

>libertarian
>non-cucked

kek
libertarianism is a joke, faggot

>He is not actively trying to curtail freedoms and oppress people?
while crashing our job market and selling us piecemeal to the Chinese

>0.01 dinar has been added to your account

The job market was fucked under Harper too (he's the one who caused it), and Harper was a bigger friend of the Chinese than Trudeau ever was.

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Well then, just wait until Kevin O'Leary gets the Conservative party leadership. Canadian politics always lags the US by about a few years, so a Northern Trumpening in the next election wouldn't surprise me.

that's what I mean, I was agreeing with you

>curtail freedoms
Nigga what freedoms is that?
A comedian just lost a lawsuit because he made fun of some tard onstage.
Some other dude just got thrown in jail as a rapist for a "he said she said' court case and the judge said it didn't matter if she texted him to go fuck her, if she says it's rape then it's rape.

you'd love that wouldn't you, cuck

O'Leary won't. He's not even one hundredth of a Trump.

ncparty.ca/ Here you go anaon

Wait, which part of the new trans hate speech bill isn't about further curtailing freedom and oppressing people?

"Two genders, you say!? To the hate speech penitentiary with you!"

Obama lent his meme team to Trudeau for the election.

The target is twice as high for 2016.

I would prefer Trump over O'Leary.

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Whoops, misread you comment.

Yes, I can disagree with that and still support him because he is much better than the rest

>neocons
>minor scale dnc style criminals
>commie crazy
>eco fash
>gibs me dat proto haitians
The ONLY way I'd consider voting in the next election, is if we got a new party. I am 100% behind a coalition of each provinces best. Wild Rose, Sask party, Manitoba party, CHP. We need less meddling and more provincial autonomy. Lower taxes and logically less immigrants to provide for.

>how is trudeau better
"he loves freedom"
>no he doesn't and this is why
"i don't care i want to suck his dick"

Really?

ITP: Freedom is a binary variable whose only switch is this one issue I present

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At least we're not two part desu.

>Our political movement incorporates the intellect of Dr. Ron Paul, the heart of Chancellor Adolf Hitler, and the soul of Jesus Christ
Literally Sup Forums: The Party

My provincial Green Party actually isn't bad on paper/reading their policies, but their website is basically just a copy paste of the "international greens" socialist shit and their leader is a retard. The party formed because some fags got butthurt the NDP weren't left wing enough, and yet they campaigned on a mildly protectionist, anti-environmental intervention (ie no carbon tax etc), pro-freedom platform. I genuinely don't understand.

Not like it matters, I was Sask Party 4 lyfe. Federal politics is a hilarious clusterfuck and Harper sucked (but was admittedly better than his competitors; too bad he hated freedom and science so much lel)

Anyway I'm moving to AB in September. Wildrosefags tell me why I shouldn't vote Conservative.

>same as the democrats in america
When will this meme die. That is something that only people that are totally politically illiterate say.
>but they both support muh free health care
That isn't the only fucking issue. When is the last time you saw the democrats supporting and implementing across the board tax cuts, balancing the budget and supporting the energy sector.

Your assessment of the other three parties are right though.

>reincarnated Marshall applewhite
>atheist socialist
>roman facade to enslave us for over 2000 years
Nice fucking party m8

Feast your eyes upon the fat whore in question, senpai. A doctoral student in (what else?) sociology studying (of course) "critical theory" at Canada's (((York University))), whose C.V. is basically one long list of Rape Culture propaganda, with titles such as "Ryled Up: Counter Conference on Campus Sexual Violence", "TIME TO ADDRESS SEXUAL AND GENDERED VIOLENCE IN THE UNION" (all caps in original), and "Silence is Violence at York".

I'm sure this rape case won't have a positive effect on this little cultural marxist's career at ALL. Why she even said right to the media "I didn't win the rape lottery", so there you you have it!

CURRENT YEAR

That's a bit harsh. I'd give him a tenth. Which works, since Canada's about a tenth of an America.

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Out of the big 4 green is 2nd to tory imo. But when conservatives are a best of a bad situation vote already, fuck it. And all of the open green party voters I've seen smell like shit

I've had the same thought. Can one be put together in time for the election, though? Or is it faster to seize control of an existing party?

you spawned the cucks faggot.

What about the Libertarian Party? What's that like?

There's a libertarian party? That's your answer.

>Implying free money and NEETs work without the rest of Canada paying for it

lel

Yeah, that seems accurate to me. May is a total fucking retard though, easily the worst of the federal party leaders. Why do Greens always pick retards to run their parties?

Nonexistent. I mean I'm sure it exists somewhere but the only "legitimate" parties that get less of the popular vote are the Canadian Action Party and Christian Heritage Party. Libertarian got 30,000 votes or something last lection, CHP 15,000 or something, and CAP less than 1000 (pretty sure that's their worst ever so they don't even count anymore).

It would have to be. Trudeaus name and CBC photo ops single handedly fucked our country up for the next few years. Harper was photographed at a bilderberg meeting before his name was on a ballot. Theres no way to break into one of our political corporations. Lib-cons, PC, Reform. All their history ties back. We still are a two party state. It's nothing more than a man changing the hand that holds the knife behind his back. Your only option is to hang him

We need this back for sure, or we go back to monarchy. Canadian politics have been complete trash since trudeau number 1

So we start a revolution?

your political parties logos look shit and you should feel bad

the only thing I know about our Libertarian Party is that (((Lauren Southern))) ran for them when she wasn't busy getting piss thrown on her or harassing Germans during Bilderberg

Same could have been said of the pre-Trump GOP, and look what's happened down there. The left is divvied up between Lib, NDP, Green, and (in Quebec) BQ, while the right is at least nominally unified. A new right-wing party would just guarantee another Liberal government.

Quebec is literally a Welfare Queen provence.
Quebec nationalism doesn't really exist, it's just frogs that are angry that the rest of Canada isn't socialist enough for them and they never realise that the only reason Quebec can be socialist is because the rest of Canada pays for it.
Also all of Canada's left wing policies come from communist Quebec if not for them we would be much more right wing.
Lastly Quebec has the country's highest income tax so I don't know why that is on Canada's side.

Because they haven't groomed their leaders. Trump wasn't groomed and all he had to do was shill for AIPAC and appeal to the meme machine. Easy peasy.
May could have simply talked to some unions, worked with crown provincial clean energy groups and campaigned on reforesting. honestly no background needed. Greens biggest downfall is that theyre mismanaged

>Quebec nationalism doesn't exist
>Has been a headache for the country since the 1960s

The only reason Quebec isn't its own country right now is that Trudeau the First sent so many kebabs there, all of whom voted Non in 1995.

Don't disagree with the rest of what you say. I would dearly love to see Quebec go its own way.

Not to sound like Ted Cruz, but it pisses me off that Cons are our "right wing" party. I get the sentiment, but theyre far too internationalist for me.
No. We're not idiots. You email someone from the party you respect locally and make a proposal. I talked to a few before our last election on different topics but they seem like theyll fight for it if they want it. When I have some time this fall I was planning on putting a big email together

>people quickly backpedalled from harper
>after 9 years of great leadership

you were right except for that

>the rcmp gets to arbitrarily re-classify firearms
>"police know these things best. they should be the ones making the decision of what firearms you have access to"
>"mechanics know best. they should be the ones making the decision of what vehicles you have access to

cancerous.

That isn't nationalism in the real sense of the word, Quebecers don't want independence because they have any love for Quebec they want independence because they want to be more socialist. Its political separatism not nationalism.

also you're an idiot if you think we are in a current predicament b/c of harper. PM/President =/= control over economy

we have a shit-tier 3rd world model economy based on raw resources. harper shouldnt have brought TFW but the jumping into oil was wise, as we got in while the getting was good.

we are fucked now b/c the saudis undercut the american frackers, which put us out of business.

Oh, the current crop of Conservatives are globalist neocucks, no question. Harper never met a chink oligarch he didn't want to sell our country to. But, again ... same was true of the GOP just a year ago. Methinks there's a big, untapped reservoir of resentful nationalist anger just waiting to be tapped by the right leader.

I voted for Gary Johnson
only one man can turn this country around
Gary Johnson

You've never actually talked to someone from Quebec, have you? Are you from Alberta?

Says the marxist

We're fucked now because Mulroney signed NAFTA and gutted our domestic manufacturing capability. Not that the Saudi shenanigans have helped. And, you think it's bad now, just wait for the housing bubbles in Hongcouver and TO to pop.

That's America dumb dumb

MAKE CANADA SYRIA AGAIN

That French libertarian guy is probably going to take over the conservative party

I fucking hope so.

We have hard working men unemployed. We have smart men leaving the country. What we need is people to extract our resources, people to streamline them to a useful and consumable level, and people to export them. TFWs were cancerous but they had NOTHING to do with our oil situation. That blood is on a different lobbies hands.
If that's your idea I suggest acting on it sooner than later. Rona can't have much time left

I'm gonna vote for the Libertarian party.

Ladies and gentlemen

Meet the next prime minister of Canada.

Maxime Bernier

>libertarian
>nationalist

What else do you need?

Enough votes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Delete this.

Quebequeer here, I'm pretty fucking Americanized so I literally could not care less about Quebec or Canada in general BUT I will say that most people around here are just proud of Quebec and French in general. Literally most people just fucking despise English.

No, no not that Gary Johnson

What national party will build our wall before all of the burger's water dries up and they become a Mad Max wasteland?

this

Honestly. None. No nationalist party in Canada has ever really gained much ground. No thanks to Justin's dad, who single handedly destroyed Canadian nationalism.

BC, and yes I have.

>Liberal Party of Canada
>Classical liberalism

lmao no

We don't have enough going on to have any far right parties.

Unless people are extremely uncomfortable things will remain the way they are.

Can anyone redpill me on the Wildrose party in Alberta?

How has this political party not been branded to the stake by the rest of the liberal parties? I figured anything that extremely differently from the leftist ideology usually results in at least some people dead.

But how?

I probably shouldn't say this, but of all countries ripe for National Socialism Canada is the best prospect.

It's a meme party.

In all honesty, how hard would it be to start a new political party in Canada? One that would actually gain enough ground for elections and not get infiltrated by the Liberal left.

this country is dead

Ah, so even further away than Alberta then.

That's pretty much my experience from here in Ontario.

Whaaaaa?

>being this retarded

James Sears, the leader of this party, just had his newspaper barred from the national mail service. They banned him from mailing out hate speech

It's not a meme. It's a new word for masochistic westerners

You're very similar to the Weimar Republic, you once were nearly ethnically homogeneous, you have a small population but with large swathes of conservative areas.

You need a National Socialist leader, you're ready you just don't realize it.

Does National Socialism even work?