British """""cuisine"""""

>British """""cuisine"""""

Why is it that both British people and their food are so fucking ugly at the same time?

Remember to thank us for the heart attack that kills you at age 63.

gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette

Mmm just what I want first thing in the morning. Mushrooms, baked beans, ass sausage, and some random tomatoes.

Real breakfast, pic related.

Who was sick on your breakfast?

niggers, it's a southern/western thing

Never heard of it.

Even if it was a delicious looking dish, you think I'd eat off a pathetic paper plate?

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What is this dish supposed to be?

You are supposed to know what it is, you subhuman britbong.

>dry scrambled eggs
>american """bacon"""
>half-baked scones & white sauce with shit in it
2/10 would eat if hung over enough

it looks like wog food desu senpai

That actually looks pretty good.

KYS

Muikkuja. umpi vitun hyviä

It's a Finnish dish. Haha very funny

Not much of a fish eater, I see.

>Australia

lol I've no fucking idea either

Replace with turkey or sausage gravy

>he doesn't know what white gravy is
Jesus, I truly pity you non-Americans.

Never really got this meme, shit looks fire as fuck senpai

Make that egg sunny side up and throw in some more veggies with the tomato and I'll buy it

Bro it's America. You'll be plenty hung over.

>SCRAMBLED EGGS

I'm tried desu family, over easy or sunny side up master race.

That looks yummy.

British cuisine:
>Beef wellington
>Toad in the hole
>Bangers n mash
>Yorkshire puddings
>Bury black pudding
>English Breakfast
>Scampi
>Fish and chips
>Balti (invented in Glasgow)
>Tikka Masala (invented in Birmingham)
>Welsh Rarebit
>Haggis
>Laverbread
>English muffins
>Scones
>Christmas dinner (including what Americans have at Thanksgiving)
>Melton Mowbray pork pies
>Picalilli
>Cornish pasty
>Custard slice
>Cobbler
>Bubble and Squeak
>Kippers
>Lancashire hotpot
>Ploughman's
>Bread and butter pudding
>Crumble
>Eccles cakes
>Chorley cakes
>eton mess
>literally every single good cheese other than Brie

>half-baked scones & white sauce with shit in it
lol... this roo fucker has never had biscuits and sausage gravy

French food> all

Please, you Americans are the non-drinkers of the anglosphere. I've met Americans who say "come over for a beer" and that's what they mean. A beer.
You literally had laws prohibiting alcohol less than a century ago like you're a fucking Muslim or something so don't pretend like you're big drinkers. A fucking Welshman could drink you into the ground, let alone an Englishman, Ozzie or Scot.

I'm an asian-americunt and these look fucking delicious.

Of course you are from potato famine

>Christmas dinner

the fuck is that abomination

somebody came in your fish mate

we still have dry counties in some places

>americans think all food comes in cans

explains a lot

I'd tear that up.

> no veggies
> not enough food
> shit presentation
This is why all Frenchies must hang

Who the fuck has eggs and bacon on xmass let alone with a turkey fixings?

tbf Welshmen are great drinkers. it's all the rugby, and there's nothing else to do.

Why is it that both American people and their food are so fucking unhealthy at the same time?

milk and flour, very impressive.

>bread sauce

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In my experience Alcohol has a unique effect on Welshmen, it turns you into, something else...

Don't forget the bacon grease. Also, it's gravy you dumb nigger what else would you expect in it?

amerifag in the 3rd world here, came here a few years ago.
I was really looking forward to the sausages before I got here, they are sort of shit in the UK, I prefer American (streaky) bacon, your beans have no flavor (and for breakfast wtf?)
Blood pudding is bretty guud when the person making them knows what they are doing, so that's hit or miss.