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Abuse edition

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>editions are finally developing some variety and relevance again
Good stuff.

>developing some variety and relevance again
I'd prefer a generic edition to some degenerate one any day.

>83537904
Oh I remember that winter,my parents were spending the weekend in London and I stayed with friends but it snowed so hard that they had to stay the whole week and I was super bored.

Also
>Haha "yellow snow"
No abuse if both parties consent, you heard it here first

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>abuse addition
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_DDsl-6guFs
What the fuck am i even doing here with you creeps

>that awkward moment when you discover your sisters handcuffs

>No abuse if both parties consent, you heard it here first
Did you use a safe word?

Was that the year RTE planted cameras to catch that lad slipping on ice?

>the fuck am i even doing here with you creeps
Good question, which I'm asking myself right about now. We aren't usually this creepy.

We aren't ERPing in VR chatrooms as anime characters yet
Not really,no
Is she a Garda?

Don't be silly, no one is EVER safe with Lux.

Ah it's all in good fun, user.

>Is she a Garda?
I'm afraid not

Lux, are you drinking by any chance today?

>We aren't ERPing in VR chatrooms as anime characters yet
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This looks like a point of no return

Don't like throwing away things, especially not drink
It looks sort of fun I guess,but it really is a point of no return
Would you try it?

Jesus Christ that jpg
Audible kek

fuck you potato niggers. You arent relevant enough to get your own thread. Consider suicide you worthless white monkeys.

What have you done to Poi? omg

Got a bit of blood on the toilet paper when I was wiping my ass, now my ass feels ticklish and uncomfortable. Give it to me straight, lads. How much time have I got left?

You ever had medical problems that relate to that?
It's my form of voodoo puppets

Yer hole is cut likely. Do you wipe it too much? If not then there is two more explanations
1.You're a queer
2. You're going to die

Delete.

What do you mean?

Is your shite very dark or does it just come on the toilet paper?

It was a regular light brown today, but occasionally it can be darker than usual. Should I be worried about that?

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Sounds fine and nothing to worry about. If it is in your shite then it would darken it and could mean it is internal, if it is just when you wipe your arse then it would likely mean it's only a cut on your arse.

Where does it feel uncomfortable?

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If there is a significant or regular amount of blood/pain get your arse to a doctor

I think it was just a cut, I'm fine now. My asshole was very ticklish a while ago but I think it's all better.

Wipe it easy with something soft and let it heal

I mean, don't use any rough toilet paper. Wipes would be better

>literal shitposting

Almost time to ask what everyone is up to

Joke's on you, I'm not doing anything interesting or worth talking about.

bum was itchy so I've just been fingering my hole while collecting anime pics

You really got me this time Mr Secret
>pic
Is this the new poo-poo prinz?

Stop this degeneracy, Poi.

>playing skyrim
>do Forsworn conspiracy
>leader of the Forsworn literally says "Our vengeance will come"
>very similar to "Our time will come"
>very identical situation to Ireland
>couldn't pray to their god
>was invaded by a foreign invader
>driven off their homeland
>branded as terrorists/ savages for fighting back

What the FUCK did Bethesda mean by this?

The braindead writers need some sort of insp-source material to copy.

>came second in my PUBG game
>knew the general location of where the guy was
>didn't even land a single bullet on him
Feels bad, things to work on I guess.

>Stop this degeneracy, Poi
>me making that post
>me being degenerate
Please.

And I always like the Forsworn as well, though I haven't played Skyrim in many a year.

*liked

Also, did you steal that image from me?

>Please.
To be fair, you were responsible for the previous shitposting.

>Also, did you steal that image from me?
"Steal" is such a harsh word.

>me being degenerate
Well...
>And I always like the Forsworn as well
They never appealed to me desu
What did you like about them?
What's the best Skyrim faction according to /éire/?

Asked the question last night, but no one seemed to be around but why do people hate elves so much?

>"Steal" is such a harsh word
Sounds like something a traveller would say. Sure you aren't from Rathkeale or some place?

>Well...
You'll need to elaborate.
>What did you like about them
The rugged tribalness sort of aesthetic. There was also an Elder Scroll mod for CK2 and the Forsworn had a path to immortality by placing some sort of "briarheart" or something inside yourself. Ritual was performed by witches or whatever they had that looked like birds in the game. Hagravens or something similar?

What did you lads do today?

>Asked the question last night, but no one seemed to be around but why do people hate elves so much?
In what context?

>why do people hate elves so much?
Santa elves or fantasy elves? I did notice this morning that we had at least 7 Santa decorations outside the tree but no elves.

>Asked the question last night, but no one seemed to be around but why do people hate elves so much?
Because their only characteristics are living longer than you and being orettier than you with the latter mostly not being true
>Sounds like something a traveller would say. Sure you aren't from Rathkeale or some place?
Bit odd coming from someone Who's from Rathkeale himself

>In what context
I don't know, just in general. You'll sometimes see threads on Sup Forums or wherever calling them "knife-ears" and saying they are a lowly race or whatever.
I can probably find some threads in the archives but I've seen a lot of threads like that and didn't understand why people seemed to hate them so much.

>Santa elves or fantasy elves
The fantasy variant most certainly.

Elves tend to get a hard time in doujins too. I think it's because they are literally better versions of humanity and from that people (sometimes correctly) infer arrogance. So they like to see them getting taken down a peg.

*prettier
Also elf-fanboyism is the rpg equivalent of being vegan irl

Cook,clean,read,vidya all while keeping an eye on the thread
And you?

Do you dislike elves?

I uh.. I played a VN that heavily revolves around lesbian BDSM. It was weird?

>The fantasy variant
>You'll sometimes see threads on Sup Forums or wherever calling them "knife-ears" and saying they are a lowly race or whatever
Dunno, maybe because they're such a cliche that people get sick of them. Maybe because they're basically humans with pointy ears, magic and tend to be portrayed as the upper class elite living in magic cities and living for 800 years. I guess people prefer more down to earth characters or something.
I know Conan O'Brien doesn't like them at least.

I dislike the fact that most fantasy races have some sort of downside to them,like orcs being strong and stupid etc,but elves just don't have anything of the sorts(in general),but if the elves are balanced with the other races,I don't mind their stupid pointy ears
Do you?

>Do you?
No, I often saw them as a sort of parallel to Celtic peoples. The idea of elves are more Germanic in origin as far as I am aware, but they always seemed sort of Celtic in terms of culture.
Living in isolation, very cultured, connected with nature and the music associated with them in some media sounds rather Celtic. They are also sometimes depicted as an oppressed race with a dwindling population which strikes a sort of resonance here. And Celtic nations have a rather rich mythology surrounding mystical creatures and races.

>the UK has heavy snow
Why do they always get snow more frequently and in heavier falls than we ever get despite Ireland generally having lower temperatures?

I think it's something to do with the amount of rain we get.

A Travellers descended from Elves? Think about it.

The Guard's on next.

>No, I often saw them as a sort of parallel to Celtic peoples
So did I mainly
>The idea of elves are more Germanic in origin as far as I am aware
That's new to me,I mean,they don't look Germanic,their language doesn't sound Germanic so why would they be?
>And Celtic nations have a rather rich mythology surrounding mystical creatures and races.
So in short,you see elves as a fantasy equivalent of Ireland and therefore you identify yourself with them?
Not judging or anything,just curious

The North Atlantic Drift. My completely professional opinion is that they're more susceptible to cold fronts coming down from Scandinavia over the North Sea and to weather systems to their east over the continent, which are usually cold this time of year, though the ones to their south are warmer. That last reason is also why England can get so many heat waves during the summer.

Are irish girls qt and good?

No and no.

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>you see elves as a fantasy equivalent of Ireland
Not really. The portrayal of them differs wildly from being weak and almost extinct to being incredibly strong and imperial in the likes of the Elder Scrolls. The latter wouldn't really be accurate for Ireland.
>you identify yourself with them
I don't identify with fantasy creatures, no. I just see a sort of resemblance in their cultural depiction in media, and in Celtic culture, music, history and so on.
I certainly don't mind playing them in games though, and often do.

Choons?
Ok I see

What sort of music do you like?

I listen to the most degenerate music you can imagine but I enjoy almost every genre so just post whatever you like

>I listen to the most degenerate music you can imagine
You've piqued my interest.

Don't say that I didn't warn you

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>being incredibly strong and imperial
>wouldn't really be accurate for Ireland
It might be if it wasn't for the unification of the southern British kingdoms. We could've colonised the fuck out of them like we did to Pictland. Northumbria would've been next. If only those Déise bastards could've kept a hold on Wales things might've been different.

No point in looking backwards now, forward we march.

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>t. Poi I "The Conqueror"

Lux lad? More like Lux swag.

Any of you ever had problems with the law? (except for most dearest AA)

>ever had problems with the law
No. Have you you?

A few times. I really don't like our police, they can be pig ignorant pricks on powertrips (jks Special Branch haha). Have you?

Of course not, I'm a good boy.

>I really don't like our police, they can be pig ignorant pricks on powertrips

I nearly hacked a neighbour's wifi once but I backed out at the last minute because it could likely have been a trap set by the police to catch hackers

Lying is a sin,and I'm not sure if there even are Gardai in Mayo

What did you do if you don't mind my asking?

As I have already told you lot numerous times,I was quite a prick when I was younger ,when I was 12 the police stopped me for vandalism but that's the only time they caught me
Were you a good boy?

Nope.

Not sure if the police are that smart desu
You need to keep your powers in check,Poi
How did you get into the whole IT thing in the first place?

What's the problemo?

It's a childish opinion held by people who have irrational issues with authority.

I'd disagree and say it's quite a common opinion among people, particularly in rural Ireland r anyone who has had extended dealings with them. You're probably just sheltered.

>Poi

Forgive me then

Oh please, anybody who bitches about the Gardaí in the way that you are is usually just asspained that they actually enforce the law. Druggies, drink drivers, knackers, and even dodgy farmers - you just don't like the fact that they do their job.

Some of them are pricks in fairness.

>Forgive me
Forgive you for insulting me? For free? Don't think so buddy, pay reparations for your transgression.

What does the writing on this say?

>knackers
Labelling is a no no!

Does their job involve beating the shite out of young lads for nothing or corruption?

>What does the writing on this say?
Niyari, which means smirk. It's a Shin Megami Tensei reference.

Those are some ugly lads.
>Niyari, which means smirk
Thanks.

>Forgive you for insulting me? For free? Don't think so buddy, pay reparations for your transgression.
Make me,also both of you answer the question or suffer the consequences

I agree. But that's not what was said by that other user - he just tarred the entire police force with the same brush, presumably because they interrupted his underage drinking that one time or something.

>corruption
Something tells me that the admittedly rampant Garda corruption isn't at the core of your hatred for the Gardaí. I've come across many like you in the past, and it always comes back to some incident when the Gardaí enforced the law in a way you didn't like.