The roaches are up to something

The roaches are up to something.

What kind of inspection calls for 7,000+ armed troops, tanks and dozens of tractors and dump trucks?

There are up to 90 nukes in the NATO Incirlik base. Would be a shame if a few of them went "missing".

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ITS HAPPENING

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Please be muslim

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this thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that niggers tongue my anus

nth for happening

Routine inspection you fucking idiots

NUKE DROPPED ON ISTANBUL
WW3 IMMINENT

LET'S CRUSH SOME BUGS!! AAAAARRRRGH!!!

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or repeats nukes drop in t-24 hours.

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can we just fucking nuke them already we can save travel time so it'll be quick

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That's just a ham radio contact you dummy.

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i though it would save you time

Those look like garbage trucks?

So they have a lot of trash to take out?

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>There are up to 90 nukes in the NATO Incirlik base
if this is true then prepare for some happenings.

How you get my passport number?

Nukes wont drop until next month my friend, KEK has willed it and Japan will weep as another country feels the burn of nuclear flame.

Official happening

Tractors to lift something heavy.

Trucks to transport something heavy.

Trucks and tractors should not be present for a routine inspection.

Literally nothing

The dump trucks are there to round up all the U.S forces and have a place to tranport them

TURKS ALSO CLOSED AIRSPACE AROUND AIRBASE AND A RIOT IS OCCURRING OUTSIDE US EMBASSY.

>MFW based Turkey follows the footsteps of Britain

Anglo-ottoman empire when?

I bet one of them is hiding a dirty bomb or some shit.

Think about that, then they could blame that NATO attempted to sabotage their "inspection" and commit a terrorist atrocity

SKYKING CODE WORD AT 2143 EST. FROM OFFUTT NUCLEAR COMMAND BASE.

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Oh look it's fucking nothing

Whats a skyking?

Literally nothing happening. Zzzzz.

So what happens if roaches seize all the nukes?

>There are up to 90 nukes in the NATO, it would be a shame if a few of them went missing

They are giant nuclear warheads, they can't just pick them up and run away with them

>trying to take nukes

Oh I wish. I really, really, really wish they would be so beyond retarded to try. Sadly, even the roaches know that that's completely pointless: you can't actually use the nukes without codes, and the on-base personnel will render them useless the moment they think the nukes will fall into enemy hands. Not to mention, within 2 hours they'd be at war with the rest of the world (led by a NATO/Russia joined coalition).

SKYKING

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It's a Pokemon.

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Just pictures of dogs

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Show yourselves roaches. We know you're lurking.

Fuck off Ed

end of evangelion.

they'll sell them to isis

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>Pro AK Parti / Erdogan supporters have surrounded the #Incirlik Air Base

Yeah, if only they had some trucks and tractors...

Doesn't even need on-base personnel. They can be de-activated remotely

US Air Force communications. Presumed to be part of USSTRATCOM/nuclear forces. Possibly a NIOC or "Doomsday Plane."

Not gonna happen, but if they tried, Turkey would be stone age in a joint Russian-Greece-US Attack, and most likely part of the Turkish army and air force would revolt.

Do you really expect a delusional roach like Erdogan to think that far ahead?

This Looks like the scene from Die Hard3
Wheres Bruce Willis and token black guy?

Just shut down the atoms?

something like...

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GOYM IT'S HAMBURGER

>twitter.com/JohnSjoholmLC/status/759544041889488896
In this tweet the Turks have got trash trucks, tractors and heavy-load trucks outside Incirlik airbase.
I work in construction and tractors can break down fences, remove rubble, break down doors and load up the trucks...perfect for a smash and grab!!!

Code used to indicate likelihood of nuclear event.

Skyking x1 or 2 = More than likely a test, little to low likelihood of nuclear happening
Skyking x 3 = Possible nuclear event about to happen, exercise caution
Skyking x 4 = Very high probability of nuclear event

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Is Kek telling us to count down? Doubles say he is

WE WUZ WHITE PEOPLES INVENTORS AN SHEITT

WE INVENTED EBREYTHING FUKIN CRACKZ MUFUKIN THINK DAY BE INVENTING ALL DIS SHIET BUT WE INVENTED DEM SO WE BE DA REAL INVENTEORS MUFUKIN WHITTY AINT DONE NO SHIET.

The entirety of NATO and probably Russia destroy Turkey.

Smells fishy. Could be a good way to heist some say, nuclear bombs away?

Line truck beds with lead, sneak nukes out.

what have you done

This skyking shit again.

Apparently they have to say it 3 times in a row.
But no one really knows it is just speculation

You can listen to that shit all day long and you still would be none the wiser.

All the information they relay is encrypted and impossible to decode.

It is a military frequency but essentially just an autist trap.

Well shit...

Not much, modern nuclear weapons have a number of security features, and it's not like you can just crack them open and figure out how it all works. They do things like embed circuit boards and their components within resin so if you try and figure out how the firing mechanism works, you end up destroying what you're trying to reverse engineer. You simply can't detonate an atomic weapon unless you were the one who manufactured it or have been told how to arm and detonate it.

Do you realise how crude a nuclear bomb actually is? It isn't fucking hard to get them to go off. The only real way to deactivate them so Turkey can't use them (if they take control of the base) is to detonate them.

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The Turks pushed the Americans out in the 70s.

Now that they're back WITH nukes, Turkey wants a little a parting gift before kicking them out the door.

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is he the most charismatic politician ever?

Even the US Army can count to 90, and they're the ones actually guarding the nukes.

This guy gets it

It's not like the nukes are on a pallet outdoors or not in a reinforced vault with towers or anything.

Can someone give me the frequency?

Not a good way to steal B61s at all from a heavily guarded US Air Force installation with WS3 nuclear lockers and many safeties to prevent unauthorized use of said B61s.

PRAISE

Or carry something or someone in!

>Those look like garbage trucks?

Roaches need to eat???

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Sorry lads. Have fun in Fallout IRL

looks like a dickhead with a pussy in front

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yes goy yes

time to fap my friend

Erdogan's Eleven senpai.

All of this skyking bullshit is an old Sup Forums meme. If people on Sup Forums knew that the code word for a nuclear attack is sky king, then that'd mean that nations like Russia would get the upper hand and just launch ICBMs before the air force could even ready up.

Or you memeing, or just another noguns from smelly wog land? Nuclear material isn't TNT where vibrations or impact can detonate it. It needs to achieve fission.

>greece

>attack

>inspection

SKY KING

SKY KING

First you need to stage an anti-US protest outside the base.

Then you need the protesters to go nuts and get inside the base somehow.

Then you shut off communications, airspace and then kill all NATO troops inside and pillage the base.

If anyone asks what happened, you say it was the protesters.

So do we have anymore info or what? Seems like no one has said anything in an hour.

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>There are up to 90 nukes in the NATO Incirlik base. Would be a shame if a few of them went "missing".
What would they do with them when you need a PAL key to use em?

>they can't just pick them up and run away with them
hold my beer

they are probably going to be used for blocking entries and closing the runways

>joint Russian-Greece-US Attack
>Greece
wew. That's scary.

What stops you to take the core and build your own firing mechanism?

John Sjoholm @JohnSjoholmLC 2m minutes ago

Turkey #Incirlik #Unconfirmed Reports of heavy armor/tanks are approaching the area.

from a middle east bureau chief

Thanks Ed