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shan't be posting in the eskimo yank's thread

really want a bf lads

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teehee I'm bent btw :v

>Yes you do.
No I don't you fucking idiot not everyone needs to take out a loan to go to university fuck me.

Unless you have paid off your debt you HAVEN'T paid the government "£50,000". Also 4 years are you fucking serious right now fuck off yank twat.

If corbyn gets in (not that I think the scumbag would actually do it) he wants to remove the debt. Why are you arguing hypotheticals as if they are current realities you utter disgrace of a human.

giddy

*posts*

*posts anyway*

southerners are soft, mincing fairies

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niggers do shits in their toilet same as any of us white folk

IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOMMEE

you get her a salt lamp and she will cheat on you

common sense really

hmm

what does "bent" mean in this context

It's funny to see remainers in the media take issue with irrelevant non-issues and nitpicking. They're unable to form counter-arguments to Brexit progress because they were defeated in the referendum. Thats why their arguments are so vaccous and inane now. The passport contract for production expired in 2019, and the government just decided to change its colour. That's all it is.

enjoys men's willies up his clay pipe

would u fuk me pic rel

My all time favorite porn genre is black girls getting buttfucked by white dudes

Not straight

bender=ponce=shirt lifter=poof

>£75m

sizeable if correct

any LotR NYE man in?

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Classic lads.

yee i'd fuck me

no

who is this negro and why should i care?

decent wrist girth for a twink boi

PECKHAM

M E N T I O N E D

thoughts on the Midlands ?

IT'S REAL

>clay pipe
what
i learn so many words, thanks
>shirt lifter
wouldnt this mean hes straight tho

>daily mail
>article about a night out with photos
>NONE of the girls are attractive

what is it with british girls

no, he lifts mens shirts

That negro is gonna win the league for Liverpool Football Club

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I'm pretty sure you're a spasticated person by this point, or just very young and naive.

>No I don't you fucking idiot not everyone needs to take out a loan to go to university fuck me.
Unless your parents pay, or in exceptional circumstances an institution pays for you for a future career, this is the case for 95% of all students.

>Unless you have paid off your debt you HAVEN'T paid the government "£50,000". Also 4 years are you fucking serious right now fuck off yank twat.

Are you seriously this desperate you're changing the point of contention here? I never said you're paying the government straight off the bat when you join uni. But you will be paying it pay when you leave and earn enough. That much is factually true.

every oh my god it's the daily mail article ever

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>SOUTHERN MONKEYS
THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"

-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???

*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS

and rightly so

is it still Christmas?

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Footiemongs eternally BTFO

a stupid northern trick to try and convince people that they're southern (except hereford and worcestershire, which are godful southern counties through & through)

sikhs are bro tier
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>9 minutes

Get fucked

had a good ftl run but got my shit kicked in by a ship with massive shields and good dodge

75 million pounds for a fucking football player while are NHS is dying on it's knees

disgusting

Anxiety OCD gf just had a go at me for not “tidying” the flat in preparation for her return from her parents for Christmas. I scrubbed the entire bathroom and kitchen, but she said she can’t ever trust me to do things I say I’m going to do because I left an unwashed bowl in the sink and didn’t make the bed.

Told her that’s just her OCD talking but she just got angrier. I washed the bowl and made the bed, told her I’m not her house elf and that this wasn’t the nicest response on her part to seeing me for the first time in a week and then left. As I was leaving she was already digging into the kitchen cupboards to rearrange and “tidy” everything. Nutcase. Really dislike anxiety OCD gfs sometimes.

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FOY

You said I have a loan, I said I don't and you are wondering why I called you the fuck out for being a complete spastic? fuck me.

Changing the point of contention? You are insanely stupid. I have pointed out that even if you take out a loan from the government for "£50,000" it is not guaranteed that you will pay need to pay it back. I can only assume this is too complicated for you to understand because you're a dumb yank.

do a shit on her side of the be

gonna have a shower now
thoughts?

The NHS is failing on its own. Nothing to do with government funding, it gets all the funding it needs. The allocation and management of the NHS internally by NHS managers and directors is the disgrace.

Liverpool are going to win the Champions League. Screenshot this.

Pay more taxes

Just read 'Cat Person'.

Realised I'm very similar to this 'Robert' character.

Haven't had sex but I'd probably be shit at it. Probably a shite kisser too.

May as well buy a prostitute and never bother with women. Saves them from having to have me as a black spot in their lives.

Wahey haha.

when maymays go too far

Dump her.

post bum la

Based

*Championship league

>it's
take a fucking grammar class

no

practice kissing with a bf

what a load of crap that was the absolute state of social media/contemporary writing that a poorly written r/niceguys short story is meant to be a decent work of literature. To be honest though so many stupid men didn't even seem to understand the story so maybe I am giving society too much credit for not being retarded.

Why did you ask to post yourself

grim

you offering, queer?

This is from 4 years ago and I've wanking at a similar level since

Could 800 wanks a year cause brain damage?

footballers wages have gone too far
abolish the premier league and bring back division 1
every game should be played at Saturday 3pm

>You said I have a loan, I said I don't and you are wondering why I called you the fuck out for being a complete spastic? fuck me.

You claimed last thread, that a tuition fee is "not a loan" least that's how you typed it. I'm telling you it is a loan, just with different conditions, but its still a loan.

>I have pointed out that even if you take out a loan from the government for "£50,000" it is not guaranteed that you will pay need to pay it back

You are confirmed retarded. That's still a loan. Regardless of the conditions attached, it's still a loan. You're the same spastic that keeps arguing this inane, idiotic points in every /brit/ thread, fuck off dave.

Functional retards are the most insufferable people you'll ever meet, mostly Aspies. They're incredibly capricious, vindictive, and arrogant. It's very easy to slight them, and once you do, they're incapable of acting a proportional response.

pics x

>The NHS is failing on its own. Nothing to do with government funding, it gets all the funding it needs. The allocation and management of the NHS internally by NHS managers and directors is the disgrace.

Currently not an option, I need more money saved up to move away if I even want to that.

Plus she does have an absolutely smashing arse

autism

work with one and this is all true

Heard about /brit/ from r/niceguys
Very similar community and feel, reckon I'll stay and hang out x

no fuck off

yeah your dopamine receptors are probably as fucked as a heavy mdma user

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That is objectively true though. At no point since 2010 has NHS funding been cut.

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post if you fucking faggot

Dormers

Sex is easier that you'd think. I always come first and have won every sex ive ever had.

Serotonin

always get a much better buzz when I mix and match my lagers over the evening compared to when I just stick with the one brand, even when I consume less by abv overall

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this is lit

I'm a Beto Apostle
simple as

CUMulative Total

that too

not gay just give good advice simple as

i can no longer take this abuse from horrible people on /brit/
farewell

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>this is lit

want every single yank dead