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Please help summon kek to make sure my dog doesn't get messed up and die. It ate a chicken bone that my roommate left on the table.

lol his stomach is going to be eviscerated. Man all that blood. Good fucking luck, pal.

Try ipecac to get him to vomit.

>not immediately taking your doggo to the vet hospital

americans

What breed of dog? If it's german shepard I hope it's okay. If it's a pit bull I hope it dies. Kek wills it.

im sure it will be fine. a friend of mine owned a dog grooming business for like 10 years and he feeds his own dogs chicken with the bones in every day. they are somewhat large dogs though. I have watched them eat many times without incident. they grind the bones up small enough to swallow. it's funny because the dog shit in his yard looks like it was rolled in flour because of the bones.

Your dog will die unless you respond to this post with dubs or higher.

Were feeding it rice and gravy because supposedly that helps it go through it's system

>it
You really care so little for your dog that you allow "it" to eat chicken bones, and call him/her an "it?" Muslim OP please leave.

I used to live on a farm and my dog used to munch on all my left over BBQ shit. Chicken bones, lamb bones, etc... Dog didn't give a fuck and he was a beast.

I called him Urs, which is Romanian for "bear" because he was shaggy like a big bear.

watch fisting porn to properly learn how to fist
then proceed to fist the dog thus removing the dangerous bone from your pupper

Nothing will happen. I feed my pupper leftover bones and she is fine

Roll for op's pupper to live a long healthy life.

>>>/an actual fucking vet/

If you don't go to a vet, you're a shitty dog owner.

I fed all my dogs chicken bones always never had a problem

>not taking your dog to the vet

Why are poor people so terrible?

He might digest it just fine. Chicken bones are thin

Isn't it only bad for them if it's bones from fried chicken?

>Feeding your dogs with bone & shit instead of actual meat & chicken

How fucking poor do you have to be?

Dude i give my doggo (GSD) raw whole chickens all the time. Cooked bones splinter raw bones are better.

Wild dogs eat wild birds no probs.
Eating cooked birds is a problem because the bones become brittle and fracture into shards.

They were from leg quarters. Pretty big bones. Googled it. I guess you have to wait a day to see if they're distressed before going for xrays

you literally killed your doggo

Lets do this

Cooked or raw? Raw is fine, cooked can splinter and cause damage. Take him to a vet

>Our degenerate death cult of entropy is failing so lets rebrand it something cute and friendly!

To late, you dropped the mask.

Take him to the doctor you nigger

Jesus how many underage posters do we have in this thread?

You know this isn't Sup Forums right?

please kek, help this poor doggo

do you think wolves debone any birds they may catch in the wild?

oh look, its a mini-mod
you know who gives a fuck about the rules & reports shit?
newfags

Mods are asleep I guess.

Oh look it's an edgy 14 year old who's waiting fir mommy to finish blowing your next stepdad so he can get to the kitchen.

Back to Sup Forums kiddy.

fuck dogs and their stupid owners
the guy next door has some fucking cunt that woofs for like 2 hours in the night I swear I'm gonna put some nails in kielbasa and throw it to his dog next time I wake up because of him

holy shit you can reply to me man
but do not project your very detailed incest porn fantasies into your replies, please
im not into that

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Also the german shepard of my uncle died exactly this kind of way so tough luck pal
and he suffered a lot while dying too

Don't let pupper die

Save the dog

You don't make dogs vomit with ipecac you mong, you use Peroxide, look it up. My dog ate a tin of coffee and I had to give it peroxide to make him spew.

Wasted on nothing

true story

>be 4
>can't remember shit so this was mostly told to me
>central PA, mostly amish around
>dad is large animal vet
>we have two golden labs
>one is on steroid medication for epilepsy, makes her unusually hungry
>christmas day
>mom makes a platter of cordon blue appetizers on toothpicks
>run to store, rest of family is out
>put dish on a 5ft counter to deter crazy doggo
>dog manages to tip entire platter of toothpick appetizers over and has >10 tooth picks lodged in her throat
>vomiting blood on white carpet
>my dad just cuffed her by the throat and pulled out each toothpick in a few minutes

this same fucking dog got a face full of porcupine quills a few years later, poor girl

Dubs will save him, kek willing

RIP lil pupper

wow he's dead

Paws crossed for doge.

Let the dog die, and get one of these.

I got you, OP.

For once, it wasn't OP that was a faggot, it was a reply poster. No surprise it was an Aussie.

kek is a patron god of all doggos

kind of a statistical improbability that dubs haven't rolled in this many posts.

Doge is probably dead.

FEAR NOT BROTHER
KEK IS KIND TO OUR ANIMAL BRETHREN

DELET ETHIS

Kek will save your Pupper.

save the doggo

I once let someone else's little dog eat a drumstick chicken bone. He wanted to. I didn't know it was wrong. I don't know what happened.

>off-topic Sup Forums-tier bullshit ala newfag
>replying to off-topic Sup Forums-tier bullshit
>"le epic kek god meem magic xxD"

More proof kekshitters are underaged newfags

feed my doggies bones all the time for years. as long as they don't get hung in throat or top of mouth he will be fine.

This one is for doggo

Don't worry. The collie we had when I was a kid would eat steak bones no problem

KEK HAS SPOKEN
but you should probably monitor him just in case

your dog's dead chum

Look. Let's cut the bullcrap. A 'dog' is code for an FBI Special Agent. Are you saying that your special agent sucked a dick and coughed up info to the wrong side over pillow talk? Or are you saying that he fucked up, and is being made to suck dick in a proverbial sense? Or did your actual canine eat a chicken bone.

If last sentence then no worries. Otherwise, no forgiveness, I hope that stomach bleeding thing dies as if having taken Strychnine.

What did he suck a dick as if a rabbi mohel?

exticed and acclerated doggo is already on the

EDGE
D
G
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shut your cuck hole once in awhile

Watch for water intake, blood in stool, lethargic behavior and vomiting. If there is blood in the vomit or dark red or almost black blood, or a lot of blood in the stool, emergency time. Otherwise call a vet firs thing tomorrow, explain what happened and how the dog is acting, and from there you may have to bring him in.

If you're strapped for cash, try care credit and in the future, put some money aside for medical emergencies.
Cooed chicken splinters a ton. Uncooked bones are supposedly better, but shit can happen.

Kek thinks you're a faggot

The problem is splintering in the stomach, not how big it is.

OK we're feeding her rice, gravy, and canned pumpkin. Supposedly that is supposed to help it pass. Please let this post be dubs, kek

>lowercase typing
>"cuck"
Underaged newfag confirmed, laddy.

my man Pete has gotten chiken bones maybe ten times and nothin bad ever happened and he rarely even chews food. hes medium sized. prayin right now for your pup.

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>self projecting this hard
>using this many newfag buzzwords

the dog will be fine

they chew the bones up with no problem

Your dog can eat bones dumbass. He'll be fine.
>2016
>Feeding your dog jew treats
>Going shopping at petsjew
>Taking pets to the judinarium

Also, your dog gets stronger off chocolate and grapes. That's also a jewish lie.

>your dog gets stronger off chocolate and grapes
don't listen to the false dubs
chocolate is bad for your dog

RAPIDER MOVEMENTS AND MORE ACCLERARTING WILL HAPPEN BECUASE MY HIHG SPEED DOGGO IS ON THE

EGDE
D
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On this very night, we pray to you Kek. Not for pursuits earthly or heavenly, not for defeat of our foes or successes of our allies, but for a soul who is in its darkness ignorant of your existence or the pitiful state the world resides in. Please, our glorious lord Kek, let it live on calmly, for it done nothing against those who pray for your help, it done nothing against you and never will, instead helping a true believer.
Dubs be checked. Dubs are glory. Dubs are eternal.

At least he didn't jump attack a firecracker and bleed out through the mouth slowly while barking like the video that nigger posted the link to the other day.

You'd probably be in an insane asylum you faggot, queer bait bitch. I've seen a dog survive eating a dozen chicken wing bones.

But yest worship satan/lucifer it helps always

that was beautiful user

let KEK be merciful to this soul in need

HE'S GONNA BE OKAY

>queer bait
hahahahahaha what the fuck is this
really
what the fuck is this
this is some middle school shit

>unironically believing in kek
dude go to a fucking vet. youre a shitty dog owner.

also youre on the wrong board

THE TRIPS DON'T LIE

Your dogs biology allows him to safely eat chicken bones and develop some avian characteristics, don't worry

Chicken bones don't kill dogs, they aren't sharp even if you bite them into pieces

It's bird bones that are dangerous because they're hollow which makes them extremely sharp when snapped into pieces

It's probably going to be fine
my little doggos escape sometimes and steal the next door nigger's chicken bones out of their yard, hasn't killed them yet

Feeding her some pumpkin. Thanks for taking a break from shotpostingto help out muh doggo

How is this /pol related? SAGE this fucking stupid shit go to /b you fucking inbred idiot

chicken bones are dangerous because they are shallow and can be sharp when they snap because of this
if it already ate the thing, and is not vomiting blood, it should be just fine

rush it to the hospital just to make sure, if my dog died I'd go to kill like a thousand people just to feel better about it

Dubs have been checked. A soul should he saved. But the owner, from now on titled as the living don't of dog ownership, should still do his best to make sure the dog is checked by a proper vet. For the KEK's ways are of cryptic nature, and he may wish to teach the owner a lesson about how to properly keep a dog through a non-deadly situation.
KEK be praised. KEK be glorious.

this is straight up retarded
never listen to the internet & its "home remedies" from fucking yahoo answers

Thread ogre.

Like I care about your real dog, but if this is related to your FBI screw up in the war on terror, by all means, please let us know. Who cares these days. We just want to get out of the way of your colossal fuck up if there is a jew Happening.

Spit it out, and quit passive-aggressive meming your pathetic way through life.

Sorry was that an overshare? Welcome to Sup Forums.

Wow said like a true reddit user oh my god please get off of Sup Forums

my dog eats pieces of bone all the time. he just pukes up whatever he can't digest.

You're a retard and probably new as fuck. Stop posting any time now.

Bro my dog ate shit like that all the time - sneaky little thief.
She lived til she was 17.
Don't stress.

never heard a cat devouring chicken bones?

>KKKRRRUNNCCHHHH!!!

dog = stupid tho, so, who knows.

Ok then

Oh good, Sup Forums is Sup Forums now, apparently. The cancer is relentless.

My dog used to eat chicken bones all the time. If it swallowed it fine 99.99% chance it'll be fine.