Why do you hate me Sup Forums?

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Like all the other LP candidates, he's fucking irrelevant.

>libertarian
>bake that cake

DUDE

Because you're a LINO.

WEED

Fake Libertarian

>Open borders
>Government get out REEEEEEE unless gay cakes are involved
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>libertarian
>anti-gun

literally insane.

really on the Bake That Cake? source?

freedom to do drugs is a hardcore Libertarian position

how so?

no he's not dipshit

You never campaign. You never even got your name on all the ballots, you were too lazy Gary. You failed us.

TPP globalist scumbag backup plan fuckface.

Sup Forums is fascist, not libertarian.

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It's like another Hillary but certainly muuch much better than her.

Anyone have the version of this with Stefan Molymeme?

>Gary "open the borders" Johnson
>Gary "free gun. straight to the trash" Johnson
>Gary "Pro weed Hillary" Johnson
>Gary "Democrap in disguise" Johnson

I could keep going, but I'm getting bored.

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Make Jews make Nazi cakes

That's not it

you're a faggot.

>implying this isn't what Sup Forums wants

Because he's open borders. He's guaranteeing there'll never be another Republican or Libertarian president.

Who said it was disqualifying?

>open boarders
>supports trade deals like TPP that will send more jobs overseas

Pretty weak on guns. Would sign TPP. I think I matched at 79% with this guy on I side with. Got even 69%. Split with Trump and Hilary, but that could just be what I ate for lunch today

dindu

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I like you, its just that you're boring.

>anti-gun
>open borders
>pro-TPP
>bake that cake

Is this what a modern libertarian is? Why not just vote for Hillary?

>How to React if You Fall off a Cruise Ship
>it's real

Because you have zero chance of winning.

I like winners.

Source: Johnsons own mouth during the Libertarian debate hosted by Stosel

Johnson is a beltway utilitarian and faux libertarian.

I voted for I'm in 2012 and felt dirty because he's such a statist c.uck

Why do you hate me Johnson?

It's silly how it's been a year and people still don't know how to react against Trump
They all come out and attack him hoping to steal his voterbase, which is nigh impossible, or they attack him because it's the only way to get the media to pay attention to you
That said, the way he's been attacking Trump is just silly and not working or going to work at all

At least Jill Stein is somewhat respectable but everyone I talk politics to at work has no clue who either of them are

It's fine by me, this is the year of God Emperor Trump and while we're not in the best timeline, this is the best outcome

GARY "LEMME JUST GET THE TPP IN" JOHNSON

NAZI
WEDDING
CAKES

>Pro-tpp
>ANti-gun
>Pro-Government intervention
>Pro-open borders
>Pro-War

Yeah, real libertarian shit going on here

>Pro-TPP
>Pro-Basic Income
>Admitted he would stack SCOTUS with leftist judges, specifically Merrick Garland and Stephen Bryer
>Bake that cake

DOHNALD YOUR TIME WITH MY REPUBLICANS IS SHORT
GIVE ME BACK THE REPUBLICANS
I WAS SENT ON A HOLY MISSION BY TED AND HILLARY AND ROMNEY TO REGAIN THE REPUBLICANS ON BEHALF OF OUR NEOCON GODS
THEY WERE NEVER YOURS DOHNALD. RETURN THE REPUBLICANS BEFORE I OPEN THE CANADIAN BORDER AS WELL--BEFORE I TAKE EVEN YOUR HUNTING RIFLES--THE NWO CANNOT BE STOPPED GOY DOHNALD. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING