Proposed to gf...she said yes

proposed to gf...she said yes.

we've been engaged 2 weeks. yesterday she told me i have to convert to judaism (her faith) in order for us to marry.

i really love her pol...but i am uncut/atheistfag.

what do?

Just get a circumsicion you fag.

If you're too scared to do it, give your gf to me I am already cut and I don't care about religion so I will gladly convert or whatever.

Are you crazy? You just got an associate membership to the Illuminati. Congratulations.

>atheist getting married

enjoy your eventual divorce

So you never talked about this during your relationship and just got engaged

Well, it's going to end in divorce anyway so don't make any commitments just yet. Good luck dealing with her Jew uncle divorce lawyer.

get fat and tell her you have extra skin from being a fat fuck

Murder the kike in her sleep.

Why would you even date a girl with religious beliefs if you have none? You had to know it was going to cause tension if it already hasn't.

If she loved you, she wouldn't make you join her cult.

Abandon ship.

>getting married
>ever

Meh. Don't have to get circumcised. Just convert.

Do it, having a rugged cut man-dick is a lot better than having a soft uncut sandworm babydick.

The only reason circumcision gets so much hate here is because of insecure "men" with baby sandworm dicks. You don't ever see us circumcised men making threads about it, because we don't care.

Is this real? Fuckin banana man is all out gay?

>a fucking leaf

most american jews are atheist anyway, you'll fit right in.
you can get away with them just pricking your cock with a needle instead of having an actual circumcision.
mazel tov, goy

Just "convert". Most Jews are practically atheists anyways - so it's not like much changes there.

I suspect she wouldn't be marrying a Goyim like you if she was an Orthodox Jew, which probably means she's a Reform Jew. They don't even require that you get circumcised.

Burn the witch
Purge the unclean
All Heathenous religions must burn before the glory of the Emperor
Ave Imperator

ask her if she'd be willing to cut off her outer labia to be with you

apparently her parents insisted when she told them we were engaged. they own a bunch of condos (one of which we live in) and exert a fair amount of financial/emotional control over her.

a-a-m i making a h-h-huge mistake?

Yes. Where have you been?

note the satanic tattoo

Far as I know, if you are an adult they just prick your dick instead of removing the whole foreskin. Do what you got to do mang. Though good luck getting a divorce, you will lose all your shekels.

sorry

Labia Majora*

Did she tell you you had to do this before you asked her to marry you?

>My name is Kyle

>he already fell for the jewish memes

Just because they got you doesn't mean OP should give up.

Tell her to suck your filthy uncircumcised goy dick

>demanding you convert to a faith which require mangling your cock

wew. a real good start to a healthy mariage. go right ahead

Don't listen to this retard, say no.

Do eeet.
Don't you want to join the illuminati?

OP is a fucking idiot. Kill yourself kikelover.

pls infiltrate the jews and correspond with Sup Forums

What the fuck are you doing.
Remember your children will be jews and their children aswell since you will get more daughters. I wonder you aren't a jew already because you seem to behave like one. Fucking rat

which Judaism? if it's reform than you don't have to get cut

This
Get trump elected for us

Are you a faggot atheist satanist that thought an open marriage is a good idea?

Tell her to naff off, no chick's worth your dick.

Do you need take some kind of certificate of circumcision to rabbi?

>Do it, having a rugged cut man-dick is a lot better than having a soft uncut sandworm babydick.

>this is what cutfags actually believe

Enjoy your desensitized dickheads, mutilated retards

lol you're fucking lying mate

I have personally joined in and it bothers and depresses me greatly to be cut. Full of shit.

Yes.

no thank god the autism hasn't hit me yet

no religion hasn't been a part of her life or mine at all. this sort of came out of nowhere desu

however, she and her family are v. outspoken in support of israel, etc.

she met her previous boyfriend on something called Birthright trip...they were together a long time...suspect the parents pushed her to marry him but she cheated on him with me before we were properly together. :D

literally this
don't get cut by any means
just pretend like you believe, even if you don't

but honestly if she really cared she would respect your beliefs, make sure she doesn't put you on a leash

You have a 50% chance of divorce but a 100% of mutilated penis for the rest of your life. Unless she's got an extremely liberal version of Judaism where it doesn't matter then don't do it. If she does then go for it, it's not like you can convert to believing in God.

Fuck.

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HOLY FUCK! The baitest or the cuckest thanks user you fucking faggot either way

If you're already curcumsised the rabbi will make a little cut in your dick to draw blood to make it official

Converting to Judaism is beyond shitty, you'll discover you probably won't be able to enjoy your wife with all the shit you'll have to do.

Plus asking you to change your faith is equally shitty. Even if it's lip service she shouldn't ask it of you especially if you're in love.

Tell her to drop her religion for you.

here is his boyfriend (now husband) kyle, this picture was at their gay atheist wedding. god bless america