Greg's car wash is just how he launders his crystal meth money. He's secretly loaded.
Parker Gonzalez
>the Rubies can get back to earth speedily after checking Neptune What if Lapis seeks out Jasper to poof and bubble her, ready to present to Homeworld should they come knocking again?
I don't think anyone would defend her sadly
Liam Wright
What would be the worst ending for the series /sug/? What would be the best?
Jose Hall
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
Aaron Moore
Go to Sup Forums then
Christian Davis
I will vote for Trump.
Angel Anderson
>Playing neo vagos >tfw I realize its page 9 My New Vegas kick I was talking about two threads ago has gotten to the point where my total amount of caps is now 110k. Not to mention getting a suit of Enclave power armor at level 15. Help me.
Welcome to Afternoon /sug/, where we gather round a sacrificial altar, in dire hope to calm the rampant shitposting devil inside of us all to no avail. I'm your host, Bratty PTSD Wife.
Not a whole lot going on right now, but I still have a job to do. I'm positive it'll pick up later when more anons are off work or done napping.
>12 year old trolls an autist in hopes of looking cool, and is promptly schooled on proper baiting etiquette. What he doesn't realize is that he must be at least 18 to post on this site. Www.Sup Forums.com, amirite >user with bad luck wishes he could make it into a newspos- oh hey look at that! >user admits to roleplaying as a 14 year old boy. The /Steven shenanigans/ are strong with this one. >Pearl gets btfo as they miss Rose's declaration of love to her thanks to a nerds rock tumbler. So bad o sad. >An insane madman posts the Roll-a-Pearl pic again. You stupid idiot. That's just asking for a ban. > a classic case of a millennidumb expressing their need to be a special snowflake as they appear to be "demisexual". You mean you'll only fuck someone you love? That's NORMAL. What's a demi anyway?! Demigod? Fuck you mom, I'm a god! >A small group of anons argue about politics on a cartoons and comics board in a thread about a magical child and his five moms.
Thanks for listening, faithful fans. Please, stay tuned
Joshua Torres
His signature is pink crystals.
Grayson Morales
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Tyler Martin
Steven would.
Don't imagine for a moment he wouldn't, not when he knows what'd happen to her.
In fact that could be another way he could redeem her, her realizing that he's strong enough to fight off the forces of Homeworld, as his mother did. And kind enough to do it for an enemy.
Levi Nguyen
Great
Jaxson King
Worst: Steven wake up it's time for breakfast
Mom dad listen to the crazy dream I ha-oh hi aunt Pearl are amethyst and garnet here to?
Kevin Rivera
This is the blue gem
Luke Ross
Fusion when?
Brody Collins
Worst: All the gems and Steven die, Earth gets blown up by YD.
Best: Steven and the Gems overthrow YD or befriend her and reform Homeworld.
Xavier Rivera
Lady of the nose
I wonder, could I make you happier than Rose
Adrian Young
I LOVE YOU !!!!
Jonathan Harris
Is it the blue gem?
Joshua Davis
Screencapped
Ryder Long
But then who is the blue pearl?
Levi Smith
What was it?
Robert Miller
rolling again because i'm still bored
Nathan Butler
These are the blue gem's legs.
Logan Nguyen
You should try the DUST mod for NV after you finish your current game.
It's fun.
Maybe
Isaiah Hill
>MFW I'm in this three times
Gabriel Nelson
Why do you people hate human episodes so much?
James Campbell
so are they ever gonna tell us when the show is coming back?
I think I hate CN inability to communicate more than their hiatuses, what is so hard about telling us more than a day before a new episodes come out?
Samuel Roberts
THICC H I C C
Matthew Cooper
It was a leaked screencap where Pearl is LION AROUND
Nolan Powell
I think they're a one note caricature and they need an episode where they're forcefully separated for more than two minutes. The Ruby Squad had more personality combined than CG Ruby.
They need more personality beyond thirst for each other. But no one outside of here cares because they're gay and tiny and cute.
I WANT to like them, but I just can't.
Levi Edwards
Please do not do my thing... I like to do it.
Dylan Walker
Lady of the Blade You'd be happier if with Greg you would get laid
Aiden James
Wow. You're a real anarchist.
Isaac Reed
Thanks for the update LLNK
Isaiah Green
the best gem
Owen Robinson
smugpoe again
Tyler Evans
Rice work sempai.
Benjamin Cruz
>5 people had more personality than one person
You don't fucking say
Asher Long
everyone would be
Aaron Garcia
Blue Pearl is best
Kevin Johnson
Best Mother of Steven You'd best be believin' You'd be happier if you drank his Semen
Christian Collins
More fanged Gems!
Thomas Reed
Man I don't even know if I love New Vegas, it isn't even my favorite game, but that hasn't stopped me from putting 200+ hours into that shit.
Julian Butler
I can't believe you guys have managed to make me like Pearl with fangs.
David White
But then Lapis pulls out the emotional manipulation BIG GUNS
>Jasper is a brute! A beast! You saw what she did to me on the beach, she locked me up on the ship, how could you Steven!
James Powell
This is Gunnet Back togetha
Brandon Thompson
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Aiden Smith
nah, Renegade Pearl is best
also wtf, this card design is terrible
Lincoln Robinson
Jasper wouldn't and you can't prove me wrong
Noah Collins
Just because you don't like their personality doesn't mean they don't have one. Ruby is awkward and nervous but has a short temper. Sapphire tries to remain calm and above it all but can get madder than even Ruby when pushed to it. She also wears her emotions for ruby on her sleeve.
Asher Taylor
Thanks for always doing this Newsman, these threads wouldn't be the same without you.
Nathaniel Thompson
That's not so much emotional manipulation as it is her actual feelings about the situation and then her lashing out at Steven for trusting the person she hates the most.
Hudson Ramirez
I dont have the patience to find awesome Steven Universe designs for the cards.
Charles Reyes
One of us! One of us!
Justin Turner
Same reason normies hate Ronaldo, annoyance. We know that CG Ruby freaks out a lot and gets nervous easy. Worst: this
Noah Ramirez
90s Pearl is best
Lucas Brown
Like that second user said they aren't void of a personalty, but i fucking agree they need to be developed, separately.
They aren't bad though like look at Garnet she's in the same spot but no one hates her that much.
Jacob Foster
someone help this gem she's being forced to have to grind down her fangs and this causes her a lot of discomfort someone do something for this gem!
Tyler Nguyen
haha just visited Sup Forums.com, what a great thing for an unsuspecting 13-year old to find while looking for this website
Reminder that Ruby is Becky and Sapphire is the BBC
Wyatt Gonzalez
What's your favourite fusion dance? Yeah, I'm talking to you!
Josiah Gutierrez
ok I was just talking about the terrible card text but that one also has a terrible image, wtf literal 0 effort
Jayden Cox
Well with the Summer of Steven event, they have to give us an announcement soon
Gavin Anderson
What gems would the key players in New Vegas be?
Dylan Morales
>83546632 >Redirection link Don't even deserve the fucking (You)
Lincoln Sanchez
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Jace Brown
>jasper fags still delusional Have fun seeing your waifu for the last time on uncle grandpa.
Evan Hughes
Where would Amethyst take Peridot on their first date?
Jeremiah Jones
OH FUCK
Aaron Evans
Lady of the Sea You can't fuck him this show's PG If if he makes your thighs sticky Who can resist Murdercock? Not she.
Sorry Lady of the Sea user, I couldn't help myself.
Grayson Hall
I'm not even mad. Peri blue berry pie is the best
James Powell
How is the design bad?
Justin Young
Fuck you
Sardonxy and rainbow
Ayden Howard
fuck you you made me pee
Luke Thomas
I hate you for doing this but I hate myself more for falling for it
Zachary Campbell
fuck you you made me pee a lil bit
Jonathan Roberts
fuck you you made me pee a lot
Leo Lee
Haha you got me there user!! :)
Andrew Baker
Is this some kind of epic new meme?
Lucas Russell
...
Oliver Hernandez
Wrestling.
Josiah Cox
It was so funny It made me per
Jace Flores
Wait, are gems lesbian because they are attracted to same sex, or same gender, or same thing? If tumblr really wanted to shove the message down everybody's throat I don't think this allegory is optimal, because homo is default, so there isn't any big evil boogeyman to blame, yet
Jason Foster
skadoosh
Andrew Brown
The gems all have female forms, so they would have to be lesbian by default.
Jason Adams
The gems used "She" pronouns and are heavily lewd towards each other at times so that's why the lesbian joke got labelled on the show.
Andrew Wilson
If there are any Draw friends around, I'd love Pearl playing a Saxophone.
>tumblr why do we talk about them more than they talk about themselves?
Jason Smith
No its actually the opposite. Different types of gems are basically different genders. So the gem empire enforces oppresive homosexuality while the CGs are hetero freedom fighters
Cameron Davis
Gems are all lesbians because tumblr
Christopher Moore
What if it was a masculine gem? Would it be lesbian then? Or are we going to assume the she pronoun means all gems are women for some reason?
