You wake up to this

You wake up to this.

1. Your cunt.
2. Your reaction.

thank god

america
none, because apparently im dead

>tfw dead

Give California back and it’s great, that’s where all of our money comes from

state ?

>americans can't swim!!!

Well brace for massive economic downturn obviously

>removing California because of le memeS!XXXDDDD from inbred obese flyovers

Rejoice, Washington (me) and Oregon can send all our Californians to New York and our states will be perfect utopias

This. Otherwise, quite nice.

You go backrupt over night since you no longer have Texas and California paying all your flyover welfare and and Medicaid oxy prescriptions.

>le 21% face

1. flag
2. severe shock from gunshot wound

Put Californians in concentration camps

flag
start believing in higher powers again because such a massive event couldn't happen overnight without

Le fat, poor, economically and culturally irrelevant, and violent face

So california?

Le roadblocks of religious tolerance

1 hour from the beach! fuck yeah!

pray that the rest will soon dissapear aswell...

USA
Sell my house now that it's 10 times more valuable.

America is as white as Australia were this to happen

It's like top 2 richest states in the U.S. (if not the richest)
I mean it has so much worth economically and agriculturally.
That if California were to be its own country it would be better off (at least for a while).
It pays a lot of fed taxes

Get rid of New Jersey and keep Silicon Valley for the $ and it's perfect.

1. Cali
2. At least I died for the greater good

What would Arizona's seashore be like? Would that bit of Baja jutting out be enough to make it more like a gulf?

>removed Texas and California but kept the rest of the Southwestern United States

What could he have possibly meant by this?

>not removing new mexico and arizona
>cascadia not a separate country

Id be dead cause im currently in the south but I would take one for the team for no more south and california

Shit, there goes Hollywood. And then wonder how long before America goes bankrupt.

56% and planes of religion

NOBODY MESSES WITH TEXAS