SUPER MALE VITALITY JUST SAVED MY LIFE. THANKS ALEX JONES

SUPER MALE VITALITY JUST SAVED MY LIFE. THANKS ALEX JONES.

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i find it interesting that both Alex Jones and Michael Savage were in the health/nutrition industry before becoming soldiers in the Info Wars

At least Silver Bullet works.

What the fuck would happen if you drank the whole bottle? Nothing?

MEGA MALE VITALITY

can i use his female vitality potion to turn myself into a qt?

Pussy Lefties can't handle THIS VITALITY


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Before I started using super male vitality I wouls let my gf fuck niggers in front of me, suck dicks, get pegged, and eat a vegan only diet.

Now I get threesomes with beautiful women daily, make 300k a year, lynch niggers weekly, and filter my water daily.

All thanks to Super Male Vitality. Thanks alex!

No but you can blow your brains out.

Trip dubs 4 the cuck boy

wew la

The sight of a vagina is kinda gross to me...looks like a gapping wound. Will this male serum help me get over my vaginal fears?

Pretty much. The solubility of the ingredients is too low for there to be anything remotely near a meaningful dose for each.

Ashwaganda alone is a big red flag here because for any meaningful affect, you need several grams per day. With regards to its density and solubility in water, there's going to be practically nothing in a dose.

I have doubts on how much Tribulus terrestris is in it, considering it's hardly soluble in water. Again, for there to be any meaningful dose, the bottle needs at least 1.6g for all doses.

The rest is going to be similar to ashwaganda, most roots are generally going to have poor solubility and wont stay in solution for much time. There's probably just traces of the stuff suspended in glycerin. Either way, it's mostly going to be water.

And you get tripple dubs

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Not gay but would engage in a holy fuck

Has anyone tried any of infowars products?

WiTNESSED

What about anthroplex?
>im not gay but id penetrate a man's butt

lol feg ;)

someone postthe super male vitality with alex and cenk

I don't buy that gender is fluid but I honestly believe sexuality can be, you don't have to be gay to want to penetrate a mans butt.

People with nutrition degrees tend to be fucking nuts

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I don't think Alex was in the nutritional supplement industry before he started radio.
Savage, absolutely, he has a Phd in the subject
He worked in the nutrition and epidemiology fields for a long time before going into radio

great product

DNA force cured my cancer

There is no fluidity. Either you're straight, bi, or gay.

Are you implying that bisexual isn't the very definition of fluid sexuality?

I went to brown to white thanks to the ethnic cleaner vitality boosting juice of Mr. Vitality.

are you implying that having straight and gay sexual preferences simultaneously doesn't still make you a faggot in some regard

I don't know i'm not a leftist that ponders these things. But wanting to penetrate a man's butt is pretty gay.

Bi sexual is just another way of saying gay.

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TYBAJ

What's a non-meme way to boost test production besides lifting and eating spinach/broccoli

Alcohol has been used for millennia to extract alkaloids
Does he not use that in his supplements?

I GOT TRIPS

So many blessing from KEK!!

the whole thread has trips you faggot

Praise Kek

I really like this webm.

>5 is K and 3 is E on Phone Keys
>KKEEKK

It seems better than super male vitality in terms of what you're getting. The prices are just absurd however.

What's throwing me off is they just mark most ingredients as being part of a "proprietary blend" to hide the real amounts. I would venture to guess that the there's mostly "Fulvic powder" in this blend. Which I assume is fulvic acid powder. I don't know why you would eat the shit, it's used in hydroponics. If you search for it you'll be thrown nothing but bullshit homeopathic-type products similar to Alex Jone's along with agriculture-related results.

Just VG and water for super male vitality.

chekd

>trips & dubs

Test production? Not sure if it's possible to boost test production. If you just want to boost test, I think /fit/ used to have a steroid general floating around. Might still be there.

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Well I basically want to try anything I can before resorting to steroids

From the gist of reading what SMV does is not that it's test but that it help regulate normal male body activity but blocking all that bullshit that makes you all girly. Naturally making more test because it's not suppressed.


I have an insatiable sex drive so I'm very sure I don't have a test problem.

>infomercial followed by a spotlight ad for the same product

Well I'm pretty sure all you can do is lift. I read somewhere that saturated fats are what your body uses to make test so I suppose that it might be possible to raise it by eating healthy fatty foods. Cook with lard, stick some butter in your coffee, something like that.

inb4 saturated fat is bad for you
(it's not)

What would happen if I took 3 servings each of super male vitality, anthroplex, secret 12, and brain force?

Well I guess I better lift more or hop on the steron train

>blocking all that bullshit that makes you all girly
expand on this

Do people really fall for this hoax?!

I mean I'm not a doctor. I'm just some asshole on Sup Forums. Might want to talk to a nutritionist or something about it.

All the bpa/bps that are synthetic estrogens that the body absorbs. They seem to be in everything because of the wide use of bpa/bps plastics.

Doctors won't talk to anyone about test levels nowadays, at least not my doctor

Hes a religious quack

Fuuuuuck this is also why I want to supplement/boost my test levels. I guess SMV really isn't snake oil or is it?

Its the real deal.

who has actually tried this shit?

You would become a god

Oh right I forgot about all that shit. Is there actually proof that this super male bullshit actually does anything about that?

>Just VG and water for super male vitality.
What a cheap-ass. It's basic chemistry 101: use alcohol to extract things. Hell Colombians who didnt graduate highschool use gasoline to extract coca alkaloids(they evaporate it off)

Stop

Rare flag?

>Doctors won't talk to anyone about test levels nowadays, at least not my doctor
What the fuck. Surely there are doctors who will, right?

>not buying T+, hemp protein and kettlebells from Onnit
That functional strength doe.

I'm a Amerifag in Malaysia for a month for work

You know what, now that you do mention it, I also agree. The males aren't the crazy ones, the females are, they grow this cult-like attitude about it.

Well

Endocrinologists, but not all general practitioners

But will it help you cuck the young turds?

How will Pfizer recover from this?

More or less in order of importance:

- Resistance training
- Enough sleep
- Low stress
- Get enough Zinc and vitamin D3 (30-80 mg and 4000-10000 IU daily, respectively)
- Red meat
- Cruciferous vegetables
- Citrus fruits
- Beets
- Nettle root
- Creatine (best if also working out regularly)
- Maca
- Ashwagandha
- Tribulus terrestris
- Ginseng

It's also important to steer clear of products that increase estrogen, such as:

- Excessive amounts of flaxseed, soy or small seeds (phytoestrogens)
- Alcohol
- Hops
- Processed sugar
- Phthalates (found in plastic and tin containers, seeps into food)
- Parabens (found in some hygiene products, gets absorbed by the skin)

Just a few things I personally keep an eye on, has worked pretty well so far.

That's why you take your Higher Primate nootropics, Shroomtec, and fully actualize yourself.

I ordered some brain force I'll let you lads know how it is when I get it.

Never knew vitamin d played a role in test

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Thank you Pekka you are my greatest ally

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Shit I drink all my water from plastic bottles. Should I stop?

What workouts does Sup Forums do after their daily dose of Super Male Vitality^tm?

Only the iodine in Survival Shield X-2 doesn't have the alcohol AFAIK because they want pregnant mothers and kids to use it.

Deficiency leads to low t levels

You forgot two very important things.

STOP FUCKING MASTURBATING. THIS FACTOR HAS BEEN PROVEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO HAVE THE BIGGEST IMPACT ON TEST PRODUCTION, PERIOD. PORN = KEK

#2 COLD. SHOWERS. Hot showers, ESPECIALLY BATHS, ridiculously hinder test production many times over.

Supposedly "soft plastic" is/are the worst for you, so if you must drink from plastic water bottles get the ones that dont crush like cotton when you grab them

The bottle manufacturers should wait atleast a full year for the plastic to "settle" so that phthalates don't leak into the contents (they don't).

I'd say it's not a good idea to constantly drink stuff from bottles.

>WATER FILTERS

I just bought one of Alex Jones meme filters (I have the cash to burn) and looking into glass bottles so I don't ever have to drink out of a plastic bottle when I'm out and about.

You literally just ingested Alex Jones's cum.

SEX

The nofap meme is arguable when it comes to test production. I do agree on the cold showers though.

Ok but what do I do when I have "unwanted emissions" at night (wet derams/draems)

>pic somewhat related

Fuck. I prefer drinking out of a bottle for some reason. I guess I should get a glass or aluminum bottle to drink shit out of.

SS

Skateboard squats

I jerk off to pictures of my fiancé and our sex tapes. And we regularly have sex. Am I still fucked?

>I'm with the insatiable sex drive

You deal with it until you are regularly having sex with a human female LIKE YOU WERE FUCKING MEANT TO

This meme again

Look just dont jack off to cuck porn. Keep it to /s/ material.

Cold showers are overrated imo. Did that 1 month challenge and it didn't do anything