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soy wars edition

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Any khazar milker man in

poo

nigger

Love the wifey lads, she always knows what's best for me

poo

the (soy)boy in the striped pajamas

sue

Ben Shapiro OWNS Male-Feminist Live On TV With Facts!

still regularly think about Blade Runner 2049 even though I saw it 3 months ago

I wonder what /Deutsch/ is like. Is it people like us talking about poo and saying to be honest, just replaced with scheisse and doch?

i've decided to refrain from a 3rd plate of potato salad bit have since acquired a 5th pint of weston.
mood is great
legs are gone

charles

I LIKE TRAINS!!!!!

isn't that a picture from gamestop or GAME or something like that

Reminder that Ben Shapiro is 162 cm

anime

rang toilberg by accident

hope he wasn't in bed

Thinkin' of th' ol' 'rectile dysfunction things that's being advertised at the bottom o' th' page

Shut the fuck up about trains you autistic spacker

Had a wank on a train once going to work. Felt great

fucking amazing film think it's still showing in haymarket

i hate toilberg but he gave me a £3.75k bonus this year desu

I might try this

i think i once saw an anime like this

Here come Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane, you know she's sporting a chain
Same hair, revolution
Same build, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss
And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so
Androgynous
Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad
He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad
And she don't need advice that'll center her
She's happy with the way she looks
She's happy with her gender
And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so
Androgynous
Mirror image, see no damage
See no evil at all
Kewpie dolls and urine stalls
Will be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now
Now, something meets boy, and something meets girl
They both look the same
They're overjoyed in this world
Same hair, revolution
Unisex, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss
And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants
Tomorrow Janie's wearing a dress
Future outcasts and they don't last
And, today, the people dress the way that they please
The way they tried to do in the last centuries
And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than we know, love each other so
Androgynous.

Hmmm

>not being over 2m

Lads..

Thoughts?

CHOO CHOO

I wish I had a nice little apartment that I lived in with a loyal friend who enjoyed my company

wanked at work once and spaffed all over the cubicle wall

anyone ever snuck a wank at toil?

I was so close

yea

Fucking deviant

im 5'6 or 167 cm

Wanked at job centre once. It was a dark time

how do you tell apart bots

I'm 178

need a bf please

>Blade Runner 2049
>a good film

Watching East is East

Pakis are right funny lot aren't they

just finished bladerunner
sweet jesus I want a joi gf. literally praying for holo gfs to be invented in our lifetime

what do you work as, lad?

>JRPGs
Awful taste

obv bot

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I am Greek

The fuck is up with the shape of Europe here, where is the curve

im 5'8 and frequently get laughed at in the street for being so short

rent boy

Had sex in a nightclub toilet recently, felt bretty good lads

analyst in a niche field desu

Don't worry it was practically empty and i found a blind spot in the CCTV

had a wank in the staff room on work experience in year 10, it was a bank.

There was a window on the door, still not sure to this day if anybody walked past and saw me.

They gave me a horrible evaluation because i could NOT be fucked doing that pointless shit for no money every day, but I wonder if the wanking had something to do with it

really how'd you fit lol

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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What was his name?

Based on how they were speaking I don’t think it was a bot but more of a catfish that just doesn't give a shit what people say and recites the script anyway

I knew it wasn’t real though but it’s fun to fuck around with sometimes

financial analysis?

Had a wank on the top floor of my student halls once

The part two star was were shitty movies... So that makes me a skin head permanent virgin.

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don't know what id want more a maths genius or a male model

post fucking machines

Not even a normie, just got lucky at the work christmas party

I'm 5'10 and earlier this week I overheard my parents arguing about "what they were going to do with their little dwarf"

:)

shagged my female boss up the bum in the disabled bogs once. i wouldn't believe me if i told me that though. sounds ridiculous.

Want nothing more than to have a wank mid-flight. Cross continental wanking. Spreading my seed across all soils of the earth. Did it only once across the rocky mountains back to Heathrow

Fucking hell..

Always wanted to shag a lass in a nightclub toilet but the bouncer's always come in and ruin it, or the toilet nigger salesman go "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE, £20 AND I WON'T TELL"

Remember when men that age would fight in wars and lie about their ages to do so?

music industry

Find a place without a toilet nigger

about midway through the 5th weston and my head has started to get heavy
may have to abort
moon is going down
legs still gone

youre the music wanker who enjoys his job
fuck you

always give the toilet nig money when I'm doing coke
gives me a little mental comfort when in reality he probably doesn't even notice whos going in and out

Where? Link?

>Remember when men that age would fight in wars and lie about their ages to do so?

I'm 5'9 and last tuesday in the mall someone asked me if I had lost my mother.

Pay the £20 you cheapskate

Video games are for soy boys and you should be embarrassed for playing them, not celebrating it as your epic gaymer culture with your gf

No. You are supposed to be a sad little failure in your boxers grinding miserably on final fantasy x or dark souls for hours as a chore

my willy's the same in a relative way but it's shrinking

Airline pilot

my grandpa tried to join the army for WWII but he was only 14

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>the absolute STATE of Britistan

analyse this:

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Literally had a lasses underwear around her ankles and as she was tossing me off, toilet niggerman barges on the door saying "£20 i wont tell £20 i wont tell" fuck off you chimp

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ASK FOR A GF AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE ONE.

FAIR WARNING, they're from my "Local Girls I Doxxed" folder...

>Video games are for soy boys and you should be embarrassed for playing them, not celebrating it as your epic gaymer culture with your gf

>No. You are supposed to be a sad little failure in your boxers grinding miserably on final fantasy x or dark souls for hours as a chore

Good, you're worse than a darkie.

honestly though what the fuck is up with gingers converting to islam

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cant make this shit up pham

if I were her` I would have taken him home in a doggy bag

Love 10 year olds me

my grandad worked in a factory during WW2