How's Texas?

Only steers and queers come from Texass

been kinda hot and humid lately.

Turning to shit thanks to all the California fucks who keep moving here

One of the consequences of "Freedom of movement" - this is why you need to leave the union, and fast.

We have castle laws, which means we can shoot someone point blank in our property if we feel threatened.

So we get a parade anytime we shoot a nigger trying to break into our houses.

Texas is best content

Fuck off were full.

They need to secede

got to love liberals.

>be liberal
>no jobs
>move to conservative alberta for jobs
>vote in communists (NDP)

or in the US:
>be liberal
>no jobs
>move to colorado
>turn it into a second california

now it is:
>be liberal
>no jobs
>move to texas
>???
>dystopia

It's hard to find a decent jib outside of Dallas or Houston. Full of spics on welfare. Dallas & Houston is full of Pajeets. Housing is expensive in the bug cities and getting crazy by the fucking day with everyone moving here. My last apartment went up 11% in price in 6 months.

You have fucking studios going for $1,650 in parts of Dallas per month. Shit is fucked here. A decent apartment will set you back around $1,000 a month base rent. Houses are expensive as fuck and don't last on the market more than a couple weeks.

We can set you up for a honorary Texan license.

We don't trust you, so you can only have a 9mm to start with. After 90 days we will review your performance and we can give you a 50 cent raise.