And be honest. Let's say you're at a local hot dog stand, and Barack Obama is there as well, meeting with the average entrepreneurs in your area.
How do you react to meeting the president of the United States of America? What do you say?
Edgelords and shitposters need not apply.
This being said, I'm no fan. I'm voting Trump, but I would at least shake his hand, tell him it's an honor to meet him, and express brief concerns about my country, speaking as a conservative Republican.
Thoughts?
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I would kill that nigger
Edgy!
tiny penis bitch spotted lmao
you dropped your hat btw
I'd thank him for ruining race relations because I fucking hate niggers
I'd just say hi. He's far too corrupt and arrogant to be worth talking to.
I'd shake his and tell him what I saw his dotter doing
I can't stand the guy but I would be pleasant because I'm not a sperglord.
"tiny penis bitch spotted lmao" Another SJW newfag? Where are you all coming from O.o
"Your daughters ass is a 3/10" then i walk away
How do you react to meeting the president of the United States of America?What do you say?
>"So you are basically a half-black race baiting version of Frank Underwood with a tranny wife aren't you?"
I would walk away to avoid inevitable autist shenanigans.
"We don't serve presidents here. Get out."
> Implying he would be meeting with anyone who isn't a paid shill, celebrity, or major donor.
dont respond when they say "Lmao" Its usually just a faggot
4PBP
Probably try to ruse him into admitting his Muslim faith and record it. Like mention, "hey where's the best spot to pray to Mecca around here?" And see if he falls for it
I'd flip him the bird and tell him to keep his hands off my guns. Then I'd fuck OP's mom
I would literally called him a piece of shit nigger. I don't think I could resist.
"Why do you hate America?"
My mom's 68. Have at it. Might lighten her up.
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No wonder bongs hate you.
>want to take pictures
>put hand in pocket to try to take a picture
>secret service magdumps me
>I disappear
>my family never existed
>all of my internet posts are removed from archive
I'd ask him how's it going, that's about it.
if i seen obama in front of me i would do a 360 and walk away
>Obama notices user gawking
>"How you doing son?"
>"y-you too..."
99% of pol
No wonder everyone hates you.
I would ideally have a beer with him because I'm not retarded and don't think some random person being autistic about political beliefs to the president would affect anything.
I would order my hotdog and eat it. I would not say anything to him. Just like every other celebrity I've ever seen out in the wild.
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Ha ha nigger.
That would be all.
Do you think the beers you'd share would open up topics about Hillary, and his statements on her in 2012?
>meeting with the average entrepreneurs in your area.
Oh, what's he doing? Giving his standard 'you didn't build that!' pep talk.
Fuck him. I ask him if he plans on redeeming himself in the eyes of the world with his post presidential career like carter did, or if he is going to be an arrogant self inflated piece of shit once he leaves office as well.
Then I ask him if he'll autograph my MAGA hat.
>"Its a pleasure to meet you" and shake his hand
>"what the hell are you doing at a hot dog stand?"
>Talk to him about the country as a conservative republican and talk to to him about the upcoming election
>probably bring up BLM and concerns about the country like OP
>ask him about aliens as a joke
>Take a photo with him and caption it "I didnt vote for him but he was pretty cool guy"
it would be interesting to corner him on something like that or hear a slip up but i figure he's already tracking what a shit sandwhich that situation is. honestly i just want to hear the guy talk, he has to be so formal and rigid all the time with the press or anyone else.
Probably just go about my day like nothing happened.
What's the big deal? It's not like he's going to help me out with anything and the "honor" of the office was tarnished decades ago.
triggered moron detected.
sorry, kid. you were just born to be a little shit stain who feels emasculated by women and insecure because of your tiny penis LOL.
Spit on him after what he did at the dallas police memorial.
You dont come into my town and disrespect our fallen.
I would attempt his hand and say "It's an honor to meet you, Mr. President."
Sure, I literally hate the man. Sure, he's the worst person to ever hold the office of Commander in Chief in my country, adding close to 15,000,000,000,000 in nation debt (literal number), breaking numerous campaign promised, keeping us in and entering into war without going through proper (legal) channels, basically ruined race relations that the Civil Rights movement worked years to achieve, the absolute disaster that was the Affordable Care Act, contributed immensely to the southern border crisis, didn’t shut down Guantanamo, strengthened the NSA's power to spy... wew lad, just so much failure.
But he's still the President, and still should be respected.
Even if his policies are horrible and he's kind of a dick.
This
I'd ask him how he feels about the fact that his biggest legacy will be popularizing drones, and that history will remember him as "the drone president".
this is what happens when you get all your news from Sup Forums
top kek m8
That copypasted reply, there was nothing in this post about women, Schlomo should stop hiring retards to do his dirty work or at least find someone capable instead of mentally handicapped, i'm off this cucked thread
I call him what he is a nigger, a fucking nigger, and then I tell him that Hitler did nothing wrong, and Donald Trump is gonna send him to prison for being a shitty president
This, being peaceful would of just lead to slow decay, now that the shit is out in the open a greater chance of the nigger problem getting solved. Race relations being hidden does no good for us long term.
Most of that was correct
Here's your (you)
> Tough gig huh? I mean, Bush really fucked shit up. Then you came in and promised change. Boy did you deliver! The US went from shitting on lots of the world to shitting itself into oblivion. Too bad that destabilizing the one world superpower has the effect of casting the whole globe into chaos. You should read about the fall of Rome and the ensuing dark ages. Good times Bud. Want to grab a beer?
I've spoken to Barack Obama on multiple occasions, AMA.
Would you let Obama fuck your wife?
Do you have substantial proof? As an anonymous user on Sup Forums, we have nothing else besides your word.
Does his have nigger stench, or is he a normal human smell, like how is Donald Trump supposed to take off the nigger stench from the white house when the nigger family moves the fuck out?
Of course, I took a selfie each time and I'll upload them on Sup Forums very shortly.
No, not since cuck became such a popular term.
Ask him to take a picture with a shoe on his head to troll Sup Forums
>Let's say you're at a local hot dog stand, and Barack Obama is there as well,
let's say OP is a faggot and a hot dog stand is just one of OP's many faggoty talents
I would never be at a hot dog stand
and I would never feel the need to talk to that fucked up ignorant-ass attention whore who thinks his shit don't stink
OP is a stupid fucked up faggot
jew detected!
What kinds of things did you speak about
Ask him if I could meet his daughter and possibly take her out to a nice dinner, and of course post the netflix and chill pics on Sup Forums after.
>i'm off this cucked thread
translation: i'm too stupid to refute anything so i'm gonna run away like a little bitch
stay triggered, fedora tipper LOL
Honestly I'd talk with him about if he's continued writing poetry after college. He's relatively well read. Also probably ask him what he'd think about pro life democrats
> literally v&
If he comes up and starts trying to talk to me:
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Offer him a menthol cigarette, if he accepts than I know he's just another nigger. If he refuses, I'll subtly say "You remind me of my Uncle Tom". Either way he'll be offended.
"Hey mr. Obama, WTFare you doing here in Brussels talking to those bar, gyms, supermarket, alimentaire and kebab owners?
Okay. How is he as a person, not just as a politician?
He asked me about my job. Each time was for a like a minute a year apart so he didn't remember me.
I'd grab the mustard bottle and squirt it in his face.
I shook his hand once... He had a massive eye booger.
>I'm voting Trump, but I would at least shake his hand, tell him it's an honor to meet him, and express brief concerns about my country, speaking as a conservative Republican
This but without the "conservative Republican" part. I wouldn't be voting Republican if it was Cruz up there or Jeb
Waiting for an answer, user.
I'm confused, who would actually do anything other than shake the President's hand and say its nice to meet him.
I mean I might mention that I disapprove of his policies in passing, but I'm not going to try and get into a political discussion with the most powerful man on earth at a fucking hotdog stand.
I mean its not like he's going to interuppt his day to sit down for 3 hours while I explain to him all the reasons he sucks, and the papers come out tomorrow with
"America saved, user convinced Obama to stop being a total globalist nigger"
I would ask him how much of the job is actual bullshit. Tell him to look me in the eye when he answers.
Not anything specific or anything even really related to him in particular. I'd be asking; how much of the job consists of him going out and just putting on a face.
I'd ask him "You say that ISIS and other such groups have 'perverted' Islam. Can you explain the difference then? I'd love for you to go into detail."
And then refute his points on the spot. And all of this exchange would be filmed and end up online.
Seriously, I've thought about this before.
based poland
>He says three lines of talking points and walks away
Wow, you sure showed him user. You totally didn't become the five-hundredth person to aggressively ask the president a question, nosiree. You saved America son.
As a person? Can't say. It wasn't like I was talking to him on his day off or anything.
>How do you react to meeting the president of the United States of America?
>pull out my phone to record
>"Hey, nice drone program you unethical piece of shit!"
>run away and trip and fall and land in a pile of dog shit
>ruined race relations because he chose to stay neutral in the police brutality epidemic??
>Affordable care act doesn't help me out so it's a failure
shut up retard. more people have health insurance than ever before.
why did you fail to mention that he revived the economy from trickle-down autism politics?
>walks away
Ah, see, there is what won't happen so easily
Obama is a narcissist. He doesn't take being challenged well. Those rare times it happens in interviews, you tell how bothered he gets. He'd argue or rage quit before he just "walks away."
>>ruined race relations because he chose to stay neutral in the police brutality epidemic??
>stay neutral
Top fucking kek
he said multiple times that corrupt officers should be held accountable, but also that we shouldn't be against our police force as a whole.
you're literally retarded if you can't see that as a neutral stance.
repeating digits confirms your legitimacy.
Generally polite, or somewhat standoffish?
Did he seem to have any right-wing or conservative ideologies?
What's his favorite beer/city to eat pizza in?
Also, where are those selfies you promised?
I would thank him for pushing hard enough to ensure the backlash we're seeing right now.
Remember when he basically told Britan to stay in the EU and made everyone there super butthurt for interfering?
That might have been the push Brexit needed. We sure as hell wouldn't be getting Trump without Obama's term.
Yeah, that would be neutral if he wasn't blatantly obviously a supporter of BLM
"Surely that hotdog can't satisfy you Mr. President, it's not even half the size of your wife's."
This. Maybe I'll ask how his day is going and wish him the best. That's it, really.
The only appropriate course of action my Polish friend.
Honestly, I would ask him some questions:
>why do you hate my assault weapons?
>why do you love Mexican nuggets? Why is it wrong to rip them from their families when it's deportation but when we do it to blacks "well they did the crime"
>why don't you vote trump?
I would tell him that no selfrespecting swede recognizes the nobel prize he recieved, a sham and disgrace to great house of nobel. May the traitors be disgraced by their ancestors and set aflame in lowest depths of hell, I spit on thee.
>I'd fumble with the spaghetti in my pockets
>When the hot dog guy hands me my hotdog I drop it and say "Thanks Obama"..
I hope your asshole is ready.
spoken like a true 4channer
I would probably offer to buy him a beer, hoping to score his and mine for free from the proprietor.
Based swede
I'd give him one singular head nod, say 'what's up', and go on about my business. He wouldn't care about anything else I'd have to say and frankly I genuinely wouldn't care about meeting him.
I would tell him a joke.