JOHNSON GENERAL - NOBODY IS HITTING 270 EDITION

VISIT HIS WEBSITE:
johnsonweld.com

POLITICAL STANCES
ontheissues.org/Gary_Johnson.htm

>Johnson on Trump, the presidential election, and life as a pot company CEO
youtu.be/toaFfZ1S7UQ

>Johnson calls Trump a pussy
alibertarianfuture.com/2016-libertarian-party-primaries/gary-johnson-called-donald-trump-pussy/#sthash.G9d5vWDK.dpbs

>Johnson: what Trump says is ridiculous
cnn.com/2016/05/10/politics/gary-johnson-donald-trump-bernie-sanders/

>The libertarians secret weapon
newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/gary-johnson-the-third-party-candidate

>Daily banter from the man himself
twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson?s=09

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>literally paid third party shill candidate

>Daily banter from the man himself
>twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson?s=09

I follow this nigga on Twitter, and there is no banter

Trump shills pls go

>Gary "Slide the TPP In" Johnson

AWOO FOR JOHNSON!!

No guns Johnson, endorsed by Jeb!

We need more Johnson OC

delete this

Johnson offers nothing to the angry voters in the country
>extreme pro immigration
>extreme "free" trade

He offers nothing you can get by voting Dem except more explicit pot legalization.

>pro TPP
>pro gun control
>pro open borders

I'm all for third parties, but Johnson sucks

implying Jill "Muh Crystals" Stein is better

>All of these Trump/Clinton shills

You have to go back

>implying we burgers won't vote for someone who eats mcdonald's aboard his private plane

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>mfw Johnson pulls more votes away from Hillary than Trump

Everything worked out after all

Kill yourself Johnson, you sold out libertarian principals.

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lol johnson would just give them citizenship

Bump. I'm tired of Drumpffags making ten Trump Generals every hour

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Johnson is a fake libertarian and should be running as democrat presidential candidate.

Trying too hard, shill. Sre you getting the idea that no one is buying it?

Thank you. We can lead the change this nation desperately needs.

>Johnson is a fake libertarian
This.

Why are the linertarian primaries so limited??? I would have voted for McAfee or Petersen if I could have.

>stoner idiot that can barely even fucking hold a conversation

Pathetic.

Just stop running Johnson.

>supporting a candidate is shilling
There's 10 trump shill threads up every 15 minutes, and they're reddít incarnate.

Let's get a chant going.


FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP

>trump shills are this assblasted

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FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP

Hes fucking horrible.

I have met him in person.

>Gary 'gun grabber' johnson

Trumpkins fear the Johnson.

It's hilarious to watch their vaginas start bleeding in these threads.

Is he as retarded as he sounds in interviews.

>LOL U MAD XD
lmao give up stoner idiot

Trump Shill pls go

>Pro-TPP
Is he lying about this so the corporations can cover him/push him out there just incase Clinton is destroyed (by some miracle)?

You realize Penn endorsed Johnson right?

stupid faggot.

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Go to bed leaf.
You're irrelevant, and have been since 1850.

They're just scared little good goys. Anyone who can support Donald "nobody loves Israel like I do" Trump loves taking the Zionist cock

>Trump loves taking the Zionist cock
and Johnson doesn't?
lel

I might vote libertarian because in my state my vote doesn't mean anything. But fuck man, if Johnson is the best the libertarian party has to offer you guys are fucked. He is the worst god damn libertarian ever. Maybe someone should send him a copy of the libertarian manifesto and a hi liter.

OY VEY DELETE THIS

>All of Trump's children are married to jews
Good goy

>Gary Johnson isn't a zionist cuck

MY SIDES

>post link in trumpgen
>get butthurt when trump-supporters show up

That's my Johnson! [laugh-track]

>NOBODY IS HITTING 270 EDITION

what a joke

there is no way a third party takes a single state

Gary Johnson: Almost Makes McAfee Look Good

>t. Trump shill

Shills do you need an escort to the door? I'm sure a couple of Jews like yourselves have bad vision and can't make it there on your own.

Oh man. Really got me there.
Nothing works like the tried and true "I'm rubber, you're glue" argument.

Go back to your minimum wage shill posting, you uneducated faggot. It must suck to have to prop up such a fucking loser. Hell, even the CTR homos do a better job of propping up their shill candidate.

>Johnson's idea of Libertarianism is forcing *everyone* to make *any* cake

That's not how it works you dickless cuckold. Business-owners have the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason — it's his business, it's his lost income/customers, it's his choice.

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>NOT AN ARGUMENT

Not an argument shit head. At leash Johnson hasn't sacrificed his children to the jews. Unlike trump.

It's really hard to take the libertarian party seriously when this is how it markets itself.

This is why you can never beat the people here-- whatever the board is, at least it produces own memes (AIDS Skrillex, Rato. etc..).
You motherfuckers take a line a Jew getting paid $10 million shekels a year delivered ("Drumpf-- which is a strong Germanic name anyway") and you've been forcing this painfully unfunny "here comes that boy" from whatever sewer of niggerdom you fished it out of to try forcing as a meme.

Shillary cannot pay everyone in the US enough to like her-- and even if she could, no amount of money can buy creativity when people hate the product (her in this case).

Does the Libertarian Party even know what libertarianism is? I'm serious.

Either they are utter ignoramuses who don't know the first and most basic things about libertarianism, or they are Democrat plants to pull votes away from the Republicans.

At this point, I'm 50-50 on which it is. I suspect that it's the latter, but Johnson is such a colossal cumbreathing twat that I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't actually know what his party stood for.

>41 tabs
Opinion discarded

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>Johnson not eating a burger
>Johnson acting like his state flag is superior to the stars and stripes

What exactly happens in the US general if no one hits 270? Is it just whoever gets the majority?

>shillary
>relevant in a Johnson thread
Boy, trump shills sure are a special kind of stupid.

>The free market & open borders party
>Sleeved black t-shirt with "Libertarian" printed on the back
>Sells for 20$ instead of the $4.99 it should sell for when made by Chinese labor.

Man I love Gary Johnson
He's just so... Cool!

Can't even manage their certificates. What kind of retards are they?

That's a lot of tabs, man.

I ain't got time to clean up tabs.

>or they are Democrat plants to pull votes away from the Republicans.

Welp, there used to be some ideological consistency (I leaned Libertarian in the mid-2000s, backed Ron Paul in '08, voted Bob Barr, refused to vote for Gay "Cuck" Johnson in '12) which was still a mixed bag and fairly unpopular. Now they are literally just "Globalism: The Party — featuring WEEEEEEDLMAOXDDD"

Pic related, explains how I could end up supporting Paul, Barr, Paul, Paul Jr., and Trump in that order

Not him, but I currently have over 400 tabs open in chrome on my phone.

To make matters worse the cheap fucks used Open Sans as the font. They used a freefag developed GPL font. I thought they hated commie shit like GPL?

Congress decides, but I think they have to decide from the top three candidates by votes received (which means probably Trump)

You are a: Autist

Convince me Gary is no more of a kike than any other US state governor and businessman.
Serious inquiry.

Please tell me that isn't real. I'm all for Johnson, but that is Hillary-level pandering to the young ones.

>Not an argument
>Thinks this is

I don't know about Chrome for iOS, but on Android I can just go to the tab screen, tap the menu icon and tap on close all tabs.

Anyone caught wearing that shirt should be stripped of their right to vote.

No risk there, no one has ever bought the shirt. They spend all their money from their pizza delivery job on weed instead.

>but on Android I can just go to the tab screen, tap the menu icon and tap on close all tabs.
Yeah but then I'd lose all of that valuable information I may or may not need to read.

This is now a trump general thread.

GPL and copyleft are compatible with capitalism. The content creator sets the license and the contributors follow the terms.

I didn't write that pic, it was that 5d quiz that was floating around, fuck off johnson-feeler

youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8cErokGFs
youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8cErokGFs
youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8cErokGFs

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Got 'em

ITS A SERIOUS POLITICAL PARTY MOM!!!!

Why hasn't anyone made a Trump RPG?

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

Oh god someone should forward the idea to Scott Cawthon, that man can make a mean RPG

>open borders
>gun control
>TPP

Open your eyes you wallop.

The player would win so much they'd get sick and tired of winning.

> mfw libertarians think intellectual property law makes sense in a libertarian society

Copyleft is an ideology of product freedom and ending corporate control over software copyright control, the Libertarian party is the antithesis of this. The Libertarian party believes in corporate autonomy above all else.

You can't see you're an ardent believer in free market capitalism while using technology created by those that want to subvert free market capitalism.

I genuinely like to follow Gary but can anyone reply?

This

>copyright laws and patents
>existing in a free market
>ever

Serious political party.

>legalize like all drugs
>but open the border
>guns are good, but restrict them.... Because fuck you
>no morals, let fags fuck!
>but still be conservative
>but keep your bible out of the schools!
>but abolish the board of education
>and mandatory vaccines are bad
>but universal healthcare is bad

Sorry folks.

>being against copyrights

Are you a new breed of idiot?