You wake and you are surrounded by a harem of qt3.14 north korean girls.
what do?
DPR Korea
Brayden Perez
Carson Allen
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Christian Foster
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Brandon Rodriguez
freak the fuck out about being probably in north korea
Isaac Fisher
Would you rather die alone than live in another country then you are used to?
Tyler Robinson
Aren't North Koreans full of parasites from fertilizing their crops with human shit? I make her take antibiotics and antiparasitics and probably a series of saltwater enemas to purge the parasites in the lower colon, too.
Blake Hughes
Aren't Americans full of parasites from fertilizing their shopping mals with human shart? I make her take antibiotics and antiparasitics and probably a series of saltwater enemas to purge the parasites in the lower colon, too.
Bentley Miller
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Alexander Campbell
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Cameron Gutierrez
*unsheathes BBC*
*sets up camera*
Time to get rich