DPR Korea

You wake and you are surrounded by a harem of qt3.14 north korean girls.

what do?

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freak the fuck out about being probably in north korea

Would you rather die alone than live in another country then you are used to?

Aren't North Koreans full of parasites from fertilizing their crops with human shit? I make her take antibiotics and antiparasitics and probably a series of saltwater enemas to purge the parasites in the lower colon, too.

Aren't Americans full of parasites from fertilizing their shopping mals with human shart? I make her take antibiotics and antiparasitics and probably a series of saltwater enemas to purge the parasites in the lower colon, too.

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*unsheathes BBC*

*sets up camera*

Time to get rich

>uploading to the internet
>DPRK

I obviously violate them as is the common thing to do when meeting new girls
>modelstaat.jpg
oh no, it's the baiting dutchman again

I am not dutch, but okay. Hey to you too!

Me and Kimmy are koo

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anal peresite, not vajeen

>ywn be captured by an all female nork platoon and taken to their underground supply bunker for the remainder of the korean war part 2: electric boogaloo
i suppose there's still time left to enlist to make it happen

Serve the glorious leader with joy : )

I would keep threatening the US with nukes for more food handouts from my Chinese masters like the dog I am.

Not die alone

Get the fuck out because I'm getting killed for messing with kim's harem.
Any retards who stays and fuck will be erased from history.