Alright what the fug. A week or so ago we were having an orgasm of happenings. Suddenly everything's gone into Christmas Truce mode. I don't want to come off this high. Post location of happening. Dubs is terrorist attack. Trips beginning of uprising against government, success unknown. Quads and higher the poster chooses what happens. Lets do this.
Los Angeles USA
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Rio
rerolls allowed, but location can only be posted once.
Denver USA
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Europe happening in 2 days
Sweden 2 hours
Yup.
Charlotte, NC, USA.
Istanbul
Germany
Just wait 2 weeks user.
I am bored by the lack of habbenings. May Kek choose Austria.
Check'd.
+1. Kek has failed us. I prayed to Kek for a race war and he did not deliver
First post best post
Corsica. The locals are armed and claim they are ready for reprisals in kind.
Texas, on a massive scale
H Twitter happening
This is correct. We should get a pool going on how many Olympic athletes will be killed. I'm setting the over/under at 3.5
Kuala Lampur.
Washington, D.C.
new thread?
Reroll for San Francisco. Cucks feel the cultural enrichment
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WAIT I LIVE IN THE BAY AREA I WAS JUST KIDDING
Turkey does some stuff. America gets pulled in. Sneak attack in the west. Election is put on hold. Obama remains president indefinitely until it's taken care of. Timeline is open ended.
Rollan for Germany
p r a i s e k e k
London
All happens at once.
Italy?
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Lots of dubs in here. First trips verifies them all.
rollerino for san diegorino
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slav monkey confirms press f to pay respects to haramblet
wasted
oh SHIT
KEK made it clear he was saving up for a big event. I guess you missed the thread. Series of dry happenings, followed by something special. Don't blow your load for yet another chimpout.
doing a coin toss between sf and san diego to see which one gets the trips happening
san diego recieves trips. praise kek!
California uprising/Mexican takeover confirmed bois
There you have it
Victoria, Australia.
>7000 soldiers surround the NATO base in Turkey atm to prevent 2nd attempt of US sponsored coup
>people complain about no happenings
just because MSM doesnt report it, doesnt mean everything is calm
nice
oй, я нe знaл. cпacибo зa инфopмaцию.
OLYMPIC GAMES
RIO DE JANERO
Rolling for spectacular Isis collapse
we already confirmed it
Oh, rolling for legitimate happening in North Korea, none of this retarded attention seeking stuff. Pyonyang.
Reroll for Seoul?
Sweden praise kek